The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

I hope this super typhoon take a straight course for fujian and completely destroys it, followed by a 11.0 magnitude earthquake, and subsequent tsunami.

http://news.yahoo.com/disaster-emergency-super-typhoon-churns-micronesia-004134165.html

lol it's better then the drunk addict that i tossed

you can write a remake

Don't fall in love with a drunk addict junkie canadian drunkard.

[SAT 9,609]

I hate fooks, despise.....###### savages......

[Ontarkie 14,302]

Oh when on the way home from shopping we were stopped at a red light this crappy women pulls out of the gas station to try and squeeze between our truck and the one in front of us. There wasn't any room so she sat there till the light went green and prevented us from moving or we would of hit her. Not only that she was blocking 2 lanes while waiting to pull out into ongoing traffic. She almost cause another accident pulling into the traffic.

[Ontarkie 14,302]

ok the Tornado is sleeping on me so I should get her to bed. Going to call it a night! Night guys

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Go look into your future.......

With evolution, the only way is up, Darwin man!

cat has taken to licking me like a dog lol. if his tongue wasn't so rough it'd be cute.

He's grooming you, and it's a sign of love, miu ma'am.

our cat does the same thing. Darn near lick's hubs arm off sometimes. Not sure why?

He's grooming you, and it's a sign of love, miu Niki-B. ma'am.

Have you lost your mind!!!!!

Not that; I'm a prophet, fecund D ma'am!

1. I love the dollar store and won't let him take me to a restaurant that costs more then a weeks worth of food.

2. It must be the heat!

1. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

2. Which explains your latest pregnancy, whee D ma'am!

Hillbilly got Many kids for the price of 2 lol

And now he's about to get #Many, whee man!

[TBoneTX 45,575]

"Lisa got into an accident in Staten island"

Me "where?"

Them; "I don't know"

Figure it out, see man: In her car, duh man.

Kens father is my cousin, in the Chinese culture, Kenny is my "nephew", but his father is not my brother.

"I'm My Own Grandpa..."

Edited April 2, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Oh when on the way home from shopping we were stopped at a red light this crappy women pulls out of the gas station to try and squeeze between our truck and the one in front of us. There wasn't any room so she sat there till the light went green and prevented us from moving or we would of hit her. Not only that she was blocking 2 lanes while waiting to pull out into ongoing traffic. She almost cause another accident pulling into the traffic.

Musta been a Fook.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Now, I distinctively remember getting this kid a job at the bulletproof vest factory.....

He quit after a few months.....

Your help with employment obviously wasn't bulletproof, no and sigh man...

1. My 200Many mazda Many engine light came on, code P2Many0Many Evaporative Emission System Leak Detection Pump Sense Circuit Range/Performance

2. I am taking the car Many am for further diagnostics check.

1. This code often comes on with this model & year of Mazda, I can tell you right away ma'am.

2. That's either an excellent time or too late for same-day service, si or sigh ma'am.

Many k miles. My hubs wants to trade it in

This is what we did with our Pontiac at exactly the Many-k mile mark, coincidence ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Apparently, Mazda is notorious for that code.....

As I've already said, read your own thread man!

Citi husband is in Asia....not our Asia....

I should hope not, the immoral profligate!

(Good Asia! Good, GOOD Asia!)

This Lisa gets into Many accidents in Many months. She has to stop driving.

After that Many accidents in that Many months, obviously man.

Damn it.. Next time I should not get mazda car

Get a gringo car, si ma'am. Chevy Impala is now excellent, best engine ever ma'am.

My hubs not interested in helping me.

Trade him in too, si ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

With evolution, the only way is up, Darwin man!

He's grooming you, and it's a sign of love, miu ma'am.

He's grooming you, and it's a sign of love, miu Niki-B. ma'am.

1. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

2. Which explains your latest pregnancy, whee D ma'am!

And now he's about to get #Many, whee man!

1- Darwin makes you a fook of nature....

2- I already said that.

3- when you were single, stretch 's dad was nuttin but an itch in her grandfather's pants.....

4- stretch should really try to set some kinda record, she's gotta be half way there.....

[SAT 9,609]

Your help with employment obviously wasn't bulletproof, no and sigh man...

1. This code often comes on with this model & year of Mazda, I can tell you right away ma'am.

2. That's either an excellent time or too late for same-day service, si or sigh ma'am.

This is what we did with our Pontiac at exactly the Many-k mile mark, coincidence ma'am.

But out of the 99000 miles on your Pontiac, 60000 of those miles was towed.....

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1. how do you know it's code 2Many0Many?

2. Open gas cap will throw a generic Many series code like a 0ManyMany0 to be specific.

Many. a 2Many0Many code is definitive emissions code, like a pollution pump, or in other words, the evaporative emissions pump.....

1. She TOLD you that, q.v. man.

2. That narrows it down, sigh man.

Many. She TOLD you that, q.v. man.

you should get a TV show.

Canceled before first airing, si man!!!!!

You guys are like my salvation man.....

You will feel much better after ordering yourself one -- nay, several -- pre-owned toilet seats, si man. All personally tested for quality, and I cut you good deal, si man.

Steve. Passport card?

Both parents must show up in order to order passport or card for minor, he and she man.

[SAT 9,609]

(Good Asia! Good, GOOD Asia!)

After that Many accidents in that Many months, obviously man.

Get a gringo car, si ma'am. Chevy Impala is now excellent, best engine ever ma'am.

Trade him in too, si ma'am?

what is Asia, a puppy? "Good Fifi, good good Fifi".....

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1. you think she'd know how to get a passport? When she doesn't know how to get online to pay a water bill?

2. how long to get a passport? Many-Many weeks?

1. No comment on the world's most obvious, no comment man.

2. We got Mini-B.'s in exactly Many weeks, precisely man.

1. And why, may I ask, is everybody still up?

2. Have I taken a vacation this year yet?

1. To harass you, duh man.

2. At least Many of them, ADD man.

But where, may I ask, did Tiff put my diary?

Same place as the pink polka-dotted towel and all your bills, duh man.

it is the only chance I've got of sleeping through my general joint pain.

Would you rather have General pain, Major pain, or Corporeal pain, ouch ma'am? May it be dishonorably discharged, pain-free ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

Both parents must show up in order to order passport or card for minor, he and she man.

Ah, we know that genius......