The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

i worry you.

this is not the first time you've written about his lack of fulfilling your wants, needs or desires.

You worry all of us Darnell.

I'm sure Kit is quite fulfilled.

[SAT 9,609]

I hate Fooks!

They should all be sent back to ###### China!

[Ontarkie 14,565]

they won't take em back

[SAT 9,609]

with that said.....

the kids bail is set at 100K.

In NYC (Brooklyn), bail for murder 1 is like 50K......

My hubs not interested in helping me.

?

and, how do you know it's code 2404?

Toothy, go check your gas cap first. Make sure it's tight, reset the code, and see if it comes back.

Open gas cap will throw a generic 400 series code like a 0440 to be specific.

a 2404 code is definitive emissions code, like a pollution pump, or in other words, the evaporative emissions pump.....

they won't take em back

Fook mentality = china mentality.

A-holes.

China is the most hated country on earth right now.

[SAT 9,609]

Man what a long day I had.

Kenny's family......

<sigh> it's a huge family. half doing great, the other half not doing so great.......

But, that's all families right?

And Tiff's friend is in a landlord- tenant dispute.

The fook landlord is an #######, and has no clue how much more right the tenant has than him.....barbaric sons of beaches.

if this was the old west, he woulda been shot by now.....

(forgot we have stalkers here)

Edited April 2, 2015 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Man you live a very interesting life, you should get a TV show.

I feel bad for you, what kind of stress you must deal with.

[SAT 9,609]

Man you live a very interesting life, you should get a TV show.

I feel bad for you, what kind of stress you must deal with.

1- oh no I shouldn't........

2- It's better now than a few years ago. But stress, yes. See why I drink coffee and smoke all day?

You guys are like my salvation man.....

[Darnell 8,479]

You worry all of us Darnell.

I'm sure Kit is quite fulfilled.

you twin-cities fook... i wasna writing about Kit. Edited April 2, 2015 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,479]

Man you live a very interesting life, you should get a TV show.

I feel bad for you, what kind of stress you must deal with.

i was thinking this also today,

knowing how to make the pitch to, roughing out 11 episodes..

the hong kong jersey shores... i could sell it!

Boatman, there's yer million dolla idea.... email me if you wanna go forward.

[SAT 9,609]

man what a headache I got.....

a lotta things thrown at me today, and Tiff added to it, committing me to help her idiot friend.

my day started at 9, ended an hour ago. It was fine and dandy until about 4.....

Man do I need a vacation.

Did I ever tell you guys that I had a buddy, owns a Tim Horton's in Markham Ontario?

, does the little egg roll need a passport to go to Canada?

No right?

you mountain fook... i wasna writing about Kit.

Darklar almost made a funny lol

i was thinking this also today,
knowing how to make the pitch to, roughing out 11 episodes..

the hong kong jersey shores... i could sell it!

Boatman, there's yer million dolla idea.... email me if you wanna go forward.

outta here.....

I've got no time for that nonsense.....

[Darnell 8,479]

No need time.... production crew handle all, i'll pitch it and direct the camera crew. Non-invasive, mostly.

cut you in for 38 percent of gross ad revenues.

layout like hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, with the guide cutaways handling 'yet another fook moment', prior scene always a btching session from you.

I can sell this...

Edited April 2, 2015 by Darnell

[NikLR 13,232]

Birth Certificate should be okay for a baby but a passport is better and is generally required by any entry.

Or and EDL, but she wont have that. Lol

[SAT 9,609]

No, the cover would be blown, the gig would be up.......

More importantly, Little Egg Roll only needs a birth certificate to get in and out of Canada right?

[Darnell 8,479]

Steve. Passport card?

[SAT 9,609]

Birth Certificate should be okay for a baby but a passport is better and is generally required by any entry.

Or and EDL, but she wont have that. Lol

you're right. I could talk my way through anything anyway.....