The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

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Man, if it was me -

I'd hire some fooks to handle the ice-chipping and water removal, but be there to boss the job,

in an inflatable flat-bottom boat,

next to the big boat,

on the ice,

with a hole in the ice,

ice-fishing.

But that's me...

you wear gloves? for the job described, I suggest welding gloves...

Man what do you know about boats and ice.....

How many times I tell you, there's no fish in the bay in the winter. It's saltwater.

The vessel is ok for now (knock wood).

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I think what happened was, the weight of the snow and ice pushed the bow down, the toilet water level went below the water line. And I didn't shut the toilet intake valve for the winter. And so the water gushed in from the toilet.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve's Got a Gusher ! Congratulations !

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My favorite part about kidney stones was peeing blood. Sort of looks like hot chocolate.

I've got a tentative date based that just needs to be double checked with the other doctor and a holiday it will be indeed - it is the 60th anniversary of the end of German occupation of Denmark, or rather the day of surrender.

Steve's Got a Gusher ! Congratulations !

Or rather a very lovely bidet.

[Darnell 8,478]

well, that explains the chinese girl krewe fotos. Yay Bidet ! Steve, You the Man!

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May 8th was VE day.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

May 8th was VE day.....

May 4th is the day it is celebrated in Denmark.

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The Dutch is wrong!

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The Fooks are building a nuclear reactor for export.

Replacement parts, 99 cents.....

http://news.yahoo.com/made-china-nuclear-reactors-tough-sell-global-market-071036971--sector.html

[Merrytooth 5,748]

who dares to buy from China? How the nuclear reactor warranty going to be like?

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who dares to buy from China? How the nuclear reactor warranty going to be like?

Did you read? Argentina.

And, warranty is, no backsies......

Even the China airlines won't use a plane made in China. They sell those to like Mozambique and .....

My new kirkland jeans are made in Mexico

Sh......quiet......here comes Niki......

[Darnell 8,478]

who dares to buy from China? How the nuclear reactor warranty going to be like?

Many African Countries, any country in South America, uhm, maybe some of the 'Stans if they are allowed..

[NikLR 13,228]

yes, its a separating zipper that is common in hoodies. it would be a good idea to change it out to an invisible zipper except invisible zippers will not stand the stress of a front closure (that's why you see lots of hoodies use sturdy metal ones) especially if sewn into a fabric with no give, like suitings.

i don't think i'll be making that jacket...or if i did, i'd probably leave the zipper out completely.

Leaving put the zipper and adding extra fabric and buttons is what I was going tp suggest.

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Many African Countries, any country in South America, uhm, maybe some of the 'Stans if they are allowed..

Tarkistan.....

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Ok, the guy in the hospital is dead. Now to find out what happened.....