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JTB11
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Good Morning all, updates - work is good just very busy - on top of my regular position, I was offered to teach Italian just 10 hours per semester. It is good - I am learning more than they are I

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Just got home the oldest boy found a car. 2002 Honda accord he's happy and so am I Oh and I made homemade chicken noodle soup! It was just what we needed.

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Daughter's graduation ceremony tomorrow and her birthday on Sunday. Haven't seen her for over 2 months.

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Darnell Grand Master

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holy ######....my credit card bills total over many many bucks this month......

so you not take control of the red envelopes at the welcoming party? BAD STEVE ! BAD BAD BAD STEVE !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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SAT Grand Master

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So, I was driving to work. Get a call from school. Kiddo has....Lice!

<sigh>

just got done spraying the krapola outta the carpet and furniture, deloused her. Threw out some bedding.....

Sad thing is, I can almost pinpoint where she got it from. She wasn't the only one.......

But, I teach my daughter to treat everyone the same, right?

well you did have a big party.

so you not take control of the red envelopes at the welcoming party? BAD STEVE ! BAD BAD BAD STEVE !

Sheesh....I was just kidding about the bread and water lol.


Darklar, lend me 33k.....you don't need it.......


well, me buying that Folex didn't help :P


Oh yah.. coming from someone who can afford a nanny at home..

Never mind that, are we rich yet?

Merrytooth Mentor

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So, I was driving to work. Get a call from school. Kiddo has....Lice!

<sigh>

just got done spraying the krapola outta the carpet and furniture, deloused her. Threw out some bedding.....

Sad thing is, I can almost pinpoint where she got it from. She wasn't the only one.......

But, I teach my daughter to treat everyone the same, right?

Sheesh....I was just kidding about the bread and water lol.

Darklar, lend me 33k.....you don't need it.......

well, me buying that Folex didn't help :P

Never mind that, are we rich yet?

Eekkkkkk.. head lices...

Your daughter has long hair.. how ah? Cut off the hair??

Is the school going to sanitize everyone before entering the school compound?

We are still not rich enough to buy a rolex..

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Tbone, date nights need to be done more by married people than unmarried (just my opinion.)

That's fine, Niki-B. ma'am. Mrs. T-B. can do it with her rojo, and I can do it with the rubias, nice man.

1. woke up at Many and had to take more tylenol head was and neck was hurting again.

2. I need to work on his sleeping in ability waking up this early its nuts.

1. Sorry or happy that you woke up at Many, D ma'am.

2. It's in his job description until he's probably Many years old, sigh D ma'am.

<sigh> stop doing "that" with the hillbilly, and do it the regular way. May be you won't get a neck ache. And, hillbilly will get another baby

Foto of Ontarklar's fetal ultrasound NOW, pregnant ma'am!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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It happens, I think there was a clip of Jennifer Garner talking about how their whole family got lice.

I always send the kiddo to school with her hair in a bun or plaited to minimize risk and they do not allow them to share hats or headbands.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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just got back to seattle yesterday and will be here until end april! at every airport i was at along the way, there was a news report about our former prime minister's death playing on a TV screen. while there are many things i wish i could change about the little red dot where i was born, today i am very proud to be singaporean. :)

Flying to Seattle on 6 May 2014!

TBoneTX Grand Master

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no more babies

Foto of Ontarklar fetal ultrasound NOW, repeat man!

I have an even number

and on top of the total 2+2+2

I have 2+2 boys and 1+1 girls so that part is even too :P How perfect is that :D

Perfect score in P-math, whee D ma'am!

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

You dun have 2+2+2+2 kids.....

[braces self to keep from collapsing] Even Steveklar finally seems to have grasped P-math, miraculous man...

my credit card bills total over many many bucks this month......

[braces self harder to keep from collapsing] And even again, shocking man.

Not good it should only be many!

Dang right, Steveklar -- listen to the P-math-proficient Ontarklar, she D ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Merrytooth Mentor

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just got back to seattle yesterday and will be here until end april! at every airport i was at along the way, there was a news report about our former prime minister's death playing on a TV screen. while there are many things i wish i could change about the little red dot where i was born, today i am very proud to be singaporean. :)

Finally, Singapore citizens are able to put our National Hobby - Queuing to a good cause ;)

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

TBoneTX Grand Master

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lices

mouse, mice

louse, lice

house, houses

souse, souses

goose, geese

moose, moose

We don't know how English became so irritating in its lack of consistent rules, no man.

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A man sat down to write an order to his butcher for some Christmas geese.

"Dear Butcher," he wrote. "Please send me my Christmas gooses."

He scratched that out and wrote "Please send me my Christmas geeses."

Finally, he started all over, and wrote: "Dear Butcher: Please send me my Christmas goose. P.S. And while you're at it, add another one."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,583

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By the way (and seriously, for a fleeting moment -- gag, aaack man), a "nit" is a louse egg, gee man. Hence the term "nitpick," see there man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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