White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

According to Basiago and Stillings, Obama isn’t just lying about his identity. He’s lying about his military service record, too. While his political opponents in 2008 attacked him for never serving, in truth, he was concealing his participation in a hidden CIA intergalactic program hosted at a California community college in 1980.

Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars.

http://www.wired.com/2012/01/obama-mars/

How did I ever miss this tidbit?

[decocker 7,198]

and our moon was artificially constructed. but i don't know if obama pulled that one off.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

There it is. Finally. The smoking gun. Wait until the World Nut Daily gets a hold of this.

[luckytxn 2,264]

I love it. Coast to Coast was a fave radio program I used to listen to and they would talk about this stuff from time to time. Long drives at night laughing at the ####### moments.

How did I ever miss this tidbit?

[Torete 121]

I love it. Coast to Coast was a fave radio program I used to listen to and they would talk about this stuff from time to time. Long drives at night laughing at the ####### moments.

Used to? Why'd ya stop? I fall asleep to it most nights.

[GandD 5,966]

Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars.

This is what they want you to think!

[Darnell 8,478]

How did I ever miss this tidbit?

it was mostly surpressed during the DNC, the first time,

and the same krewe successfully supressed it, until last week.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I love it. Coast to Coast was a fave radio program I used to listen to and they would talk about this stuff from time to time. Long drives at night laughing at the ####### moments.

I am a Coast Insider! I bought my beloved Mr U a subscription for Xmas a couple years back, and I reup it every year. That way I have access to years of archives going back to the Art Bell days. It's where I keep up-to-date on the latest on the Illuminati, Sasquatch, Slenderman, Hat Man and hauntings and possessions of all shapes.

I really should get val a subscription next year.

[GandD 5,966]

I am a Coast Insider! I bought my beloved Mr U a subscription for Xmas a couple years back, and I reup it every year. That way I have access to years of archives going back to the Art Bell days. It's where I keep up-to-date on the latest on the Illuminati, Sasquatch, Slenderman, Hat Man and hauntings and possessions of all shapes.

I really should get val a subscription next year.

Val won't want it unless it comes from the govt for free.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Val won't want it unless it comes from the govt for free.

True dat. She's waiting on her Obamaradio.

[luckytxn 2,264]

I drive for a living and falling asleep would defeat the purpose of getting from point A to point B.

Used to? Why'd ya stop? I fall asleep to it most nights.

[GandD 5,966]

I drive for a living and falling asleep would defeat the purpose of getting from point A to point B.

I still wonder if some of the trucks we pass on our mini vacas are you.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Maybe a few months ago it could have been but I only drive Texas or very close. I now do Macy's dedicated and if they don't need me I will do just overnights within a few hundred miles. I am home every weekend now and soon daily.

I still wonder if some of the trucks we pass on our mini vacas are you.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Deny, deny, deny. Everyone knows he needs a tissue after pulling his head outaHisAss

[GandD 5,966]

Deny, deny, deny. Everyone knows he needs a tissue after pulling his head outaHisAss

Wouldn't anyone?