Stop Being Indian-American!?!

[Janelle2002 3,865]

TIL that I'm not American. My work pays for my iPhone. Is that close enough?

your company is trespassing on American soil.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

You are an undocumented Native American born to illegal American parents.

They were both born here as well as all my grandparents. Want to keep going?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

The sentiment behind what he is saying is valid, however, it is difficult to express the idea without coming off as xenophobic.

Yes.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

The wonders of American assimilation

[LostInAK 43]

TIL that I'm not American. My work pays for my iPhone. Is that close enough?

You work? Why?

[GandD 5,966]

You work? Why?

I like nice things.

[LostInAK 43]

I like nice things.

You don't need to work for nice things. Your Uncle O has your back.

[GandD 5,966]

You don't need to work for nice things. Your Uncle O has your back.

I don't know of anyone on welfare that has nicer things than me. I guess I make too much. I've never understood the comparison really. The people complaining about this must have lower incomes. I'd have to give up a lot of what I have/do now if my wife and I lived off welfare.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

You don't need to work for nice things. Your Uncle O has your back.

[Rattlehead 69]

I like nice things.

If you like your nice things, you can keep your nice things.

[LostInAK 43]

I don't know of anyone on welfare that has nicer things than me. I guess I make too much. I've never understood the comparison really. The people complaining about this must have lower incomes. I'd have to give up a lot of what I have/do now if my wife and I lived off welfare.

You and your wife is not enough. You need to generate some children. Actually having you around is part of the problem. She needs to have those kids on her own. They'll just throw you in jail for not paying child support. That way everyone can live off the taxpayer dime. You in the clink and her and the kids on AFDC, welfare and food stamps.

Edited January 31, 2015 by LostInAK

[GandD 5,966]

You and your wife is not enough. You need to generate some children. Actually having you around is part of the problem. She needs to have those kids on her own. They'll just throw you in jail for not paying child support. That way everyone can live off the taxpayer dime. You in the clink and her and the kids on AFDC, welfare and food stamps.

That would give her a better life than she has now? No. I'm sure the organic sugar would get axed. Or the vacations. Or the new cars. The purses. The clothes. Yeah, we're much better working. I don't want to eat at mcdonalds and drink bush light.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

That would give her a better life than she has now? No. I'm sure the organic sugar would get axed. Or the vacations. Or the new cars. The purses. The clothes. Yeah, we're much better working. I don't want to eat at mcdonalds and drink bush light.

That's "Busch" with a "c". Taxpayers drink lonestar or green bottle import.

[LostInAK 43]

That would give her a better life than she has now? No. I'm sure the organic sugar would get axed. Or the vacations. Or the new cars. The purses. The clothes. Yeah, we're much better working. I don't want to eat at mcdonalds and drink bush light.

Sounds like your part of the 53% that supports the other 47%. Me too. I like nice things as well. Seems there's quite a few in this great land of ours that are perfectly fine with living off the govt. as long as they don't have to put on those work boots. It's not just welfare like it was in the old days. Now it's disability, food stamps etc. Throw in Obama phones and all the other "social" programs. It's pretty awesome for those that are fine with just getting by. As long as they keep voting democrat, all is good.

[Pooky 3,781]

You were born in a country that was stolen from the Indians. If they didn't give you citizenship you are an illegal American.

Hardly.

India is half a world away and most Native Americans would not be happy to be identified in this manner.

Besides, they only stole it from the previous tenants, some 12-13,000 years ago.