Gone with the Rant

[TBoneTX 45,598]

Joke's on you -- you'll have to pay full retail for your pre-owned toilet seat, even assuming that your credit qualifies, si and sigh man.

[SAT 9,609]

Who wants your toilet seats huh? They smell like !

[SAT 9,609]

See look! Birth tourism!

Chinawomen flocking to the US to give birth. The most degrading thing you can have in China is a China birth certificate. Yeah, great country huh?

http://money.cnn.com/2015/02/08/news/china-birth-tourism/

In America, Texas women flock to NY to have their babies

[SAT 9,609]

My bread maker is out for delivery

Edited February 9, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

See look! Birth tourism!

Chinawomen flocking to the US to give birth. The most degrading thing you can have in China is a China birth certificate. Yeah, great country huh?

http://money.cnn.com/2015/02/08/news/china-birth-tourism/

In America, Texas women flock to NY to have their babies

Just like what your relative Gump has been doing plus the millions of Fooks right outside your doorstep.

[SAT 9,609]

No no......this is a variant......these here are richer Chinawomen.....they go back after the baby gets a passport.

Gump, and the fooks, are another story. Usually economic illegal immigrants. There are entire villages and towns in fujian that are empty, abandoned, the entire population is in fooklyn NY.

In China, bragging rights you get when you produce American passport......

And, if it's a son, many chinachicks will love him long time when he grows up....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Will you allow your daughter to marry a fook in the future?

I'm sure she will be a hot commodity with a rich daddy

Edited February 9, 2015 by Merrytooth

[SAT 9,609]

1- my daughter is free to do what she wants.

2- she will know how I feel about how a man should have something to put on the table.

3- I raise her to be independent, and make her own choices.

In America, no one's rich, and no one's poor.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'm annoyed with LL Bean right now - I really want a monogrammed tote with my last name, but the character limit is 10 and my last name has 11 when you use the English alphabet.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff just told me that all my arrived.....

Bread maker, New bread knife, humidifier filter, New VC coffee filter.....

I shall now go make bread and VC coffee......

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Tiff just told me that all my ###### arrived.....

Bread maker, New bread knife, humidifier filter, New VC coffee filter.....

I shall now go make bread and VC coffee......

Go make me a pork floss bread!

[SAT 9,609]

I'm annoyed with LL Bean right now - I really want a monogrammed tote with my last name, but the character limit is 10 and my last name has 11 when you use the English alphabet.

You see who told you to marry van slithering, you should married a Chinaman.....

Your name woulda been nola li, nola Huang, nola Zhang, etc.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

China man is not strong as ox like Dutch....

[SAT 9,609]

Go make me a pork floss bread!

Whazat? A baked pork bun?

I'm annoyed with LL Bean right now - I really want a monogrammed tote with my last name, but the character limit is 10 and my last name has 11 when you use the English alphabet.

But you said "monogram"

That's 3 letters.......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You see who told you to marry van slithering, you should married a Chinaman.....

Your name woulda been nola li, nola Huang, nola Zhang, etc.....

I suppose I could have.

I'm sure that would have worked out splendidly.