Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

Thanks!

Seems it's just s head cold. Sinuses and water eyes are a pain but I'll live.

Did you give the hillbilly some head cold?

for getting you some jeans?

[Asia 2,498]

Thanks!

Seems it's just s head cold. Sinuses and water eyes are a pain but I'll live.

Yah, I need to wear a beanie/cap when it'c cold, because of my sinuses.

[SAT 9,609]

Get one a those communist furry hats.....

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[Asia 2,498]

Get one a those communist furry hats.....

No way!

It would be too hot wearing this. We're not in Siberia

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I knew this guy, I wouldn't actually call him a friend. But he was the type that asked about your stuff like this.....

"Oh wow nice car......how much?"

"Nice shoes....how much?"

"Nice haircut....how much?"

Then he'd ask a Staten islander about their house....

"Nice house....how much?"

And he'd always get the "Staten Islander inferiority complex" standard answer. Which is equally ###### annoying......

"Oh I paid 300k, but I could get 425,999 for it if I go to sell it"

See, I totally evade her questions. Like how much was the Subaru? "Oh, 20 something" How much was the fridge "more than 800"

[Asia 2,498]

See, I totally evade her questions. Like how much was the Subaru? "Oh, 20 something" How much was the fridge "more than 800"

Clever!

[Ontarkie 14,306]

People who have never watched the walking dead are screwy....

Add me to the list.

[SAT 9,609]

Where's my bread maker.....

Add me to the list.

Well, we already knew you're screwy. Look how many kids you had Lmao

Ah....hahahahaha......

Ah sawwww......

[SAT 9,609]

My car is completely encased in a sheet of ice......

[Ontarkie 14,306]

I don't miss those days! Time to go back to bed Steve and wait till spring

[SAT 9,609]

The ground hog Staten island Chuck is full of ......

Early spring my azz......x#!$@¥&€.....

[SAT 9,609]

I just now realized that I'm wearing mismatched socks......

[SAT 9,609]

Who knows logistics? Wt-h is " customer nominated third party customs broker has been notified of shipment arrival"?

That's the status of my bread maker. And, I didn't nominate anyone for anything. And, this thing was shipped from Memphis.....

Edited February 9, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Who knows logistics? Wt-h is " customer nominated third party customs broker has been notified of shipment arrival"?

That's the status of my bread maker. And, I didn't nominate anyone for anything. And, this thing was shipped from Memphis.....

Why do you need bread maker when your daughter eats like a bird?

[SAT 9,609]

Why do you need bread maker when your daughter eats like a bird?

Because I love the smell of fresh baked bread......

Don't you?

Next I wanna get a cow to make butter

Speaking of cows, where's.......