Gone with the Rant

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You know what pisses me off every time I read it or hear about it?

That USCIS explicitly tells people that having a child together is proof of a bonafide relationship and co-mingling.

Yeah, freaking co-mingling of your private parts.

I assume at some point this is also probably going to piss off a lot of same sex couples when they go through ROC. Like there is one less piece of evidence you can use because you couldn't push out a baby in 21 months from POE.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You know what pisses me off every time I read it or hear about it?

That USCIS explicitly tells people that having a child together is proof of a bonafide relationship and co-mingling.

Yeah, freaking co-mingling of your private parts.

I assume at some point this is also probably going to piss off a lot of same sex couples when they go through ROC. Like there is one less piece of evidence you can use because you couldn't push out a baby in 21 months from POE.

Having a child together only prove sex occurred.

I think USCIS will look at the totality of the case, not just relying on 1 piece of child birth certificate to judge a bona fide relationship.

Find me a case when ROC or CR1/ IR1 is approved by submitting child birth certificate alone.

I have no child when I filed for ROC oh my marriage is probably fraud

[Ontarkie 14,307]

That is annoying but it is something that won't change.

I know I was asked about my daughter/birth cirtificate when I was at my interview for Naturalization.

[SAT 9,609]

oh my marriage is probably fraud

I know a fat farmer looking for a fat Chinawoman.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I know a fat farmer looking for a fat Chinawoman.....

He should heed Nola's advice

The surest and easiest way to statistically protect yourself from someone just after a greencard is to marry an American, followed by marrying someone from a similar socio-economic background in a similarly wealthy country. You just don't see very many cases of Americans yelling "fraud" about their Scandinavian spouses or vice versa, do you now?

Edited February 8, 2015 by Merrytooth

[SAT 9,609]

So he should look for a fat Chinawoman from Scandinavia......

Our maybe a fat Chinadian broad......

[Darnell 8,478]

I know a fat farmer looking for a fat Chinawoman.....

alas, Toofies isna fat, and isna a ChinaWoman. Maybe Straights-born-Chinese, but not from PRC.

plus she's married ! and she's not age appropriate for me !

Who knows - maybe she has an older cousin or something?

btbh, I'm quite happy with my situation for this semester.

are you trying to say that Toofies is Fat ? Well, maybe fat knees, but come on, she's a runner, keeps that body trim !

So he should look for a fat Chinawoman from Scandinavia......

Our maybe a fat Chinadian broad......

Why you trying to hook me up anyway? I'm set for this semester, thank you !

So he should look for a fat Chinawoman from Scandinavia......

Our maybe a fat Chinadian broad......

I don't like the HongKee Transplants in Canada, at all.

[SAT 9,609]

I was just sayin lol

[Darnell 8,478]

Stevekins - I'm off the market this semester. Next semester? who knows? Quite content, a-t-m.

But thanks for thinking of me. [ya scurrilous pig-dog, filthy knave, etc etc]

and no, I'm no fat any longer, getting down to 190 pounds with a 34 inch waist and heaving deltoids.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So he should look for a fat Chinawoman from Scandinavia......

Good luck with that. There aren't that many of them. At least in Denmark, due to cultural and for a while spouse immigration restrictions that favored native English/German speakers, I think you'd be more likely to see a zebra walking down the street. On rare occasion, one sees a Thai woman. I'm not sure what it is about Thailand, but a lot of older Danish men go there. Perhaps it is the sunshine.

[SAT 9,609]

Denmark took in a lot of VCs, Laotians, and Talibans.....

[SAT 9,609]

There is nothing that is not for sale in Thailand.....

[SAT 9,609]

Man my daughter eats like a bird.....

[Ontarkie 14,307]

Mine does too.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Denmark took in a lot of VCs, Laotians, and Talibans.....

They do take in a lot of humanitarian immigrants that then don't integrate.

Do you know that you must have a full time job to become a citizen if you are not disabled in Denmark? The entire reasoning behind it is to attempt to force immigrants to integrate and not allow housewives. Almost all the ridiculous rules and regulations relating to immigration are an attempt by the Danish government to not increase that "bad immigrant" population.

Well, it is what it is, they shouldn't be forced into giving up their culture if they don't want to. America = nation of diversity and immigrants, Denmark = nation of sameness and the Jante law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

Man my daughter eats like a bird.....

I wish mine did. Kid is obsessed with food.

My husband has been eating like a rabbit all week.