Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

yeah....feel like....um....my 33 waist pants feel kinda tight......

[Darnell 8,478]

so toss Liz in the air a few hundred times till the fat goes away...

[SAT 9,609]

She still has a fever and runny nose....

[Darnell 8,478]

well that still sucks.

what kind o monkey boy exercises do you feel will be sufficient for this evening, to lose that fat feeling?

[SAT 9,609]

I'm playing uno with the kiddo...

[TBoneTX 45,603]

I killed my gMany by taking the keys off to clean it. Well the space bar anyhow. It was a birthday present one year. $Many (aka many) keyboard. I wouldn't know where to start with this guy. I think it was like $Many? The keys are back lit. each of my mice were $Many too. (I have a Naga and Deathstalker.) Headphones were on sale for $Many, regular $Many.

Sorry tbone, polish math makes it too f-ing complicated but have fun fixing it later.

Well, when you're beautiful, you don't need to have brains, whee and no ma'am. P-math is an elegant art, so your elegant post has been corrected per your request, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Many judges have to hear Many cases [...] have an anchor child, raise it till Many. And refile I-1Many0, and Many01.

Immigration details corrected, oj tak.

1. I will try the clips just because of you. I usually don't bother because the things don't hold well in my hair but maybe for the bangs they will. It's been years since I've tried.

2. I usually go with headbands but the weight of my hair usually messes them up too.

1. Use Sharks or Barracudas, D ma'am.

2. See 1., see D ma'am.

I went to Many stores and left with nothing.

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

Well if it isn't Tarkzan, face of the Apes......

[TBoneTX 45,603]

My hair is even longer then my avatar pic.

Fotos of Ontarklar even-longer hair or it isn't even longer, see D or no D ma'am.

please take me shopping! Just need to give me your credit card

Where weren't you when we weren't single, egad ma'am...

he might be cheaper than Tarklar.

Insult, grrr man! Reported!!!!!!!

I'm not sure why you need a breadmaker for that. Making bread is easy

Steveklar obviously kneads help with breadmaking, sigh ma'am.

1. it's in Jamaica NY. which is about Many miles away.

2. Yeah I was just gonna use the thing to make the dough [...] a lot of people only use it to make dough.

1. Nueva York geographical distances corrected, oj tak.

2. Most people use their jobs or business to make dough, $ee man.

1. The yeast thingy

2. kinda look like a toilet bowl.....

1. The thingy should be the yeast of your worries, si man.

2. [perks up ears] In this case, you kinda look like you need a pre-owned toilet seat, $i man!

[TBoneTX 45,603]

1. If you are just using it to make dough

2. I assume it also proves the dough?

1. ...then he's a professional baker, see ma'am.

2. This is usually done in court by one's attorney, persuasion ma'am.

1. what will really happen is [...] she'd pitch that as well, not knowing what it was.

2. you need technology to overcome yer housemate, not as any convenience to bake the bread.

1. & 2. Sigh, man.

I've got 1 load of laundry dried and folded, this is bad as I started laundry at Many am.

1. I am the Thread-Laundress here, see D ma'am. Reported!!!!!!!

2. Thread-Laundress report, see man: Have just begun load of kitchen rags, Saturday night man.

I dun have tea bags......

I once missed a flight and had to fly standby on another the next day, sigh man. The ticket-counter chica asked, "Any bags, sir?" I said, "Only under my eyes, see ma'am."

I'm about to go to the Many bakeries here [...] I'm in Brooklyn man...

Number of bakeries in Brooklyn Nueva York accuratized, see man.

Chinaman [...] send trained monkey to pick

Early job in previous life, me man.

1. no yapping female usually !

2. no yapping female usually !

1. & 2. All too rare, huge sigh man...

[Darnell 8,478]

well, I guess Tark is doing company man business, but I think he's gonna keep the Monkey Boy moniker. Dance, Monkey Boy, Dance ! [google that, it's fun]

With that said, I'm going to bed. big day tomorrow for gardens, the weather is amazing !

[TBoneTX 45,603]

I will, and I will pick up more head bands like this https://cutaqcutediamond.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/alo-women-headband-w7000.jpg

You need Sharks like this, see D ma'am:

https://sheenaspace.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/hair-clip.jpg

The half-sized ones are Barracudas, according to Mini-B. wee man, si D ma'am.

there's like Many bakeries here within walking distance. But I forgot to stop at one......

Steveklar afflicted both with P-math failure and with senility, ADD man.

That's one rack.

You have a very nice rack, D ma'am. More fotos of D-ma'am's nice rack, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

my Many waist pants feel kinda tight......

Well, no wonder -- they're only Many inches, and you're Many inches, duh man!

Well if it isn't Tarkzan, face of the Apes......

Well, you'll be a monkey's uncle, si man!

1. well, I guess Tark is doing company man business

2. the weather is amazing !

1. Was doing Mini-B. business, we and wee man.

2. Got up to Many (2x2x2x2x2x2x+2+2+1) degr. F. today, whee man. Texas still Many, Nueva York still zero, whee man.

Edited February 8, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,307]

You need Sharks like this, see D ma'am:

https://sheenaspace.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/hair-clip.jpg

The half-sized ones are Barracudas, according to Mini-B. wee man, si D ma'am.

Amazingly they won't hold my hair. I have too much hair and way too heavy.

But alas no pictures of me I'm a mess with the lack of sleep and allergies. I look like a raccoon.

[TBoneTX 45,603]

Fotos looking like raccoon or there's no resemblance, see or no D ma'am.

Saturday & GS report, see man:

Arose at o'dark-Many for GS-ing, truncated zzz man.

First dropped last week's stuff at dry-cleaners, same-day service man.

Got plastic notepad-holder at first GS for $1, fair deal man.

GSs #2 & #Many had nothing, no man.

Two GSs discovered by means of drive-by had nothing, no man.

ES, run by co. that "doesn't cater to the cheap" had line waiting outside, forget it man.

Returned to casa to take brood to Mama T-B.'s birthday lunch, timely man.

Left on time, amazing man.

Up-picked Mama T-B., she man.

Made restaurant a minute ahead of Aunt T-B. & Cousin T-B., surprise accompanists man.

Dined heartily, feel fat like Steveklar man.

Up-used all gift cards + a bit more, fair trade man.

Great time had by all, whee man.

Up-filled Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with cheap gas, $i man.

Off-dropped Mama T-B. at latter's casa, happy she man.

Returned brood to casa, exhausted man.

Attempted much-needed siesta, attempted zzz man; joined by cat, miu zzz man.

Neighbors behind casa holding some sort of party, including hammers & chainsaw, racket man.

Exhaustion overcame racket for only a few minutes, ineffective zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to birthday party of little girlfriend, she and wee man.

Went back to ES half an hour before closing, low expectations man.

Everything half-off, worth a look man.

Bought Many (2+2+1) teaspoons for $2.Many, fair deal man.

Went to Aldi Foods & spent $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2-2-2), $igh man.

Retrieved same-day dry-cleaning, whee man.

Returned to casa and put away most of Aldi stuff, job of husband man.

Leaf-blew garage floor, leaf me alone man.

Began to dish the warsher, daylight-hour surprise man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. returned exhaustedly, great party man.

Managed to dish the warsher while dodging Mrs. T-B. in kitchen, she man.

Got in minimal computer time, as noted by Bro D man.

Fed Mini-B. lunch leftovers, still good for dinner man.

Shared green beans straight from can with Mini-B., Real Men man.

Watched Thomas movie with Mini-B., again man.

Fed small cup of ice cream to Mini-B., spoon wee man.

De-dished the warsher, early man.

Running load of kitchen rags, previously mentioned man.

Mrs. T-B. yakking on phone in Spanish, typical activity she man.

Snacking on bag of Aldi cheaps, ingest man.

Shall scope forums for company-man work, slow night but just wait man.

Mrs. T-B. just hijacked handful of cheaps without breaking conversation, grrr she man.

Have concluded that Asia doesn't love us any longer, oj nie.

(Rejectful Asia! Rejectful, REJECTFUL Asia!)

Fortunately, other intelligent & lovely chicas abound to replace her, +1 inventory man.

We await lavish appreciation from all of them, whee man.