Gone with the Rant

[Darnell 8,478]

hey - i posted more - reread / refresh?

[Ontarkie 14,307]

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Here's a thought. Volunteer to be a 'face model' at the local beauty school - let the gals there work you over, with the teachers fixing their mistakes. you can learn a lot there just listening and watching as they're working you over.

Are you nuts I go into a beauty school they all get scissor happy! I avoid them places like the plague.

My hair is even longer then my avatar pic.

[Darnell 8,478]

Are you nuts I go into a beauty school they all get scissor happy! I avoid them places like the plague.

My hair is even longer then my avatar pic.

face model. not hair model.

you wanna go in when they are studying cosmetics, not hair cut styles.

talk with the local school, some of the instructors, try to get on the calendar. they study different stuff per schedule, so ask about the cosmetics schedule, aye?

it's fun, and it's free !

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Darnell, please take me shopping! Just need to give me your credit card

[SAT 9,609]

I wish I could keep it out of my eyes. I would only trim the bangs as I'm allergic to my own hair my eyes get really bad.

I'm pretty good at hair cutting. Ya want me ta give you a haircut?

[SAT 9,609]

Darnell, please take me shopping! Just need to give me your credit card

1- he has a brown card. A farmer Brown card......

2- he might be cheaper than Tarklar. Texans are pretty cheap.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Darnell, please take me shopping! Just need to give me your credit card

you get a signed release form from your husband, and another chinese-y lass to tag along, and it's a done deal ! [remember, she must be older and plump and and and.. ]

[SAT 9,609]

Darklar= fat chaser

[SAT 9,609]

More impotently. Where's Amazon with my breadmaker?? I want fresh home made bread!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'm not sure why you need a breadmaker for that. Making bread is easy, especially if you have a Kitchenaid mixer with a dough hook.

[SAT 9,609]

ah krud....I just tracked it. It came from Memphis. Now it's in Jamaica NY. which is about 10 miles away. But it's UPS, which means no delivery till monday......

<sigh>

I'm not sure why you need a breadmaker for that. Making bread is easy, especially if you have a Kitchenaid mixer with a dough hook.

I dun have a kitcheaid thingy....do I?

Yeah I was just gonna use the thing to make the dough, and shape it myself and bake. I was reading the reviews, a lot of people only use it to make dough.

[SAT 9,609]

I got this one. The yeast thingy kinda look like a toilet bowl.....

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00005QFL0/ref=shptrk_scth#customerReviews

I also bought a new bread knife, my sucks. And a thinga yeast.....

they used like a 2 cu ft box to ship me a campbell soup sized jar of yeast.

[Darnell 8,478]

Darklar= fat chaser

hey ! come on now, chopstick women no fun, la !

well, i see it's time to get biblical, so here ya go..

[Darnell 8,478]

I'm not sure why you need a breadmaker for that. Making bread is easy, especially if you have a Kitchenaid mixer with a dough hook.

man, if he was in a hurry,

he'd be doing it by hand. that's how i learned it, ages past - none of these mixing bowls or electric things...

imagine, 10 loaves rising overnight, then popping in the oven early in the morning, making bread for the crew ! it's fun !

come on Starklar, get yer hands dirty !

[SAT 9,609]

man, if he was in a hurry,

he'd be doing it by hand. that's how i learned it, ages past - none of these mixing bowls or electric things...

imagine, 10 loaves rising overnight, then popping in the oven early in the morning, making bread for the crew ! it's fun !

come on Starklar, get yer hands dirty !

Man do I look like I wanna watch dough rise?

Get with the times man....

You ever buy a butter ball turkey breast?

Technology, not turkey......