Gone with the Rant

[Ontarkie 14,308]

you go eat your leafy green veggies!

if its a wired keyboard. Try washing it.....

http://www.instructables.com/id/Clean-your-Keyboard-in-the-Dishwasher/

From yahoo answers

Run it through the dishwasher .. no soap, just hot water.. keep the keys on and remove the keyboard before the DRY cycle as the plastic might not be dishwasher safe. When done, shake it out and leave it out to air dry and drain for about 2-3 days. It will be as good as new. Good Luck

I don't have a dishwasher

[SAT 9,609]

Rinse it in warm water for a few minutes. Slightly warmer than warm.

[SAT 9,609]

I've never washed a keyboard, but I washed the print head, which has electronics inside. Just make sure you dry it for 2-3 days vertically rested.

[Ontarkie 14,308]

my poor dog is having a seizure

they are happening more often now, guess i need another vet appointment.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh no.....how old is the dog?

And, here, rinse keyboard, with pictorial

http://www.lifeinkl.com/2008/06/14/how-to-wash-your-keyboard/

[Ontarkie 14,308]

she is 3

i'm going to try it

[SAT 9,609]

Good luck, see you a couple of days lol

[TBoneTX 45,604]

1. Well if isn't Mr monkey mod.....

2. who was the op of the word "monkey guy"? I gotta thank him for this entertainment....

1. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, si man.

2. Off for a while, state secret man.

1. I spent Many bucks at BJ's......

2. Fillet mignon and king crab legs for tiff birthday dinner.....

Many. Poor bastage Tark gonna have a seizure reading that.....

1. Even cheaper than I, approve man.

2. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, sigh man.

Many. Why should I seize upon your having spent only $Many, huh man?

1. I don't have a dish washer!

2. Now why would I want my husband to get me something I don't eat??

1. You have teenagers, huh D ma'am?

2. Ciudada-NA America-NA (sigh man sigh man)...

1. I've been on a lifetime avoidance of the place and hoping to continue to the trend, if possible.

2. Wheeee, my 10ManyManya forms came today. Then, just need my 10ManyManys and good to go.

1. Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

2. Tax forms corrected to reflect P-math, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Many% of your income, unless you made like Many gross, it's not sounding too good Troph......

It sounds gross, no P-math man.

1. delicious veggies.....

2. shitakis

Many. shitakis

Many. king crab

1. Oxymoron, rabbit-food-eater man.

2. Watch your language, see here man! Reported!!!!!

Many. I said to watch your language, but you ignored me, grrr man. Reported!!!!!!!

Many. "Waiter! Do you serve crabs here, huh man?" "Why, yes sir -- we serve anybody, si man."

Maybe this should be a teachable moment for Tiff.

Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

tiff knows how to cook, she just doesn't wanna......

Steveklar has ring firmly inserted in nose and just doesn't wanna get it out, sigh man.

pic of the crabs

"Waiter! Do you serve crabs here, huh man?" "Why, yes sir -- we serve anybody, si man." "Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no man."

[Ontarkie 14,308]

1. You have teenagers, huh D ma'am?

Well yes I do but they wouldn't be good to wash the keyboard.

I looked at Steve's link and saw one of the comments. so now i'm going to take apart my keyboard then wash it. Good thing i have a back up one in the closet is this goes bad. I hate that one but no biggie.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

I don't have a dishwasher

But you have teenagers, huh D ma'am?

she is Many

P-math failure, sigh D ma'am. Or, you can receive a courtesy D, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,604]

Rest-of-Friday report, rest-see man:

Sold Many POTSs and made quota for week, $i man.

On way casa-ward, warshed the T-B.-mobile, warsh man.

At casa, Mrs. T-B. announced brief departure to buy birthday gift for Mini-B.'s little friend, she man.

Watched "Cars" movie with Mini-B., we and wee man.

Mini-B. played with talking Lightning McQueen during much of it, opportune wee man.

Mini-B. requested 2.Many bananas and milk, ingest wee man.

Mini-B. had diarrhea and, in horror, pronounced it to be "Melted pupu, Daddy!"

Mrs. T-B. gone 2+ hours, typical she grrr man.

Obviously no badly needed siesta, no zzz man.

After late TV news, warshed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, warsh man.

Hope to hit couple of GSs in morn, truncated zzz man.

Then take brood & Mama T-B. to latter's Many'nd birthday lunch, venerable she man.

Cat jockeying for attention all night, hopes to play Wrappers miu man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', scarce Commie-babe with mysteriously unallocated +1 inventory.

(Scarce Asia! Scarce, SCARCE Asia!)

[Ontarkie 14,308]

Ok took keyboard apart and washed it out. Works much better now. Now off to check out if I can fix my mouse

[SAT 9,609]

Ok took keyboard apart and washed it out. Works much better now. Now off to check out if I can fix my mouse

you rinsed it? like in the sink?

How you dry it so fast?

[Ontarkie 14,308]

I took it apart it was just the keys (top half)
I did it before going to bed then dried it off with a towel, shook the heck out of it then left it standing up on it's end in my chair on a towel. So it had all night.