Gone with the Rant

[NikLR 13,228]

Lol 4 years doesn't qualify as a cougar imo.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Esp. to NYC, since it's cheaper

Ciudad de Nueva York is unreasonably overpriced, oj see.

And remember: Texas Many, Cd. de Nueva York zero, oj tak.

Get your husband to finish the floor... and do it right... Temporary solutions for home issues tend to become permanent quickly and this is Superbowl week..... You do the math!

Good to see you in the thread, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Tark ! Get Some !

http://houston.craigslist.org/zip/4856745321.html

Offering me free grapefruit is like offering me free Brussels sprouts, gag man.

1- wt- f man....what's the big idea locking the old thread?

2- the fix is in!

Many- Trophie there are some very high quality sheet vinyls.

1. Warnings were telegraphed, read your own threads man.

2. We picked your suggested title, fix man.

Many. You and most others here are ignoring P-math protocol, sigh man.

Tark failed to read my missive. man o man.

Read it thoroughly, Bro D o man.

Oh, another ##### thread title

Toothie is back and typed something censored, whee ma'am!

Ex scientia Tarkculis.....

English-only outside the All Gaul Is Divided into Many Parts fora, oj tak.

Edited January 28, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,570]

So, I went to the office. Too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

Fire yourself or others in order to rebalance the population, si man.

1. Cat got his shots today. Now we can get his license. yay.

2. Cat hair. Everywhere. Why did I agree to a cat?

1. Poor kitty, ouch miu man.

2. Because Mankind and Cat = purr-fection, si ma'am.

Previous cat, when inspecting water dish, would look up as if to say, "There's a cat hair in my water! How can I possibly drink this, huh man?"

we got Many inches of snow. Made himself look like a clown, again.

Anyone who voluntarily lives where there are Many inches of snow can look like... well...

[TBoneTX 45,570]

getting a degree

BS = we all know what this is, si man

MS = More of the Same, si man

PhD = Piled Higher and Deeper, si man

I didn't come from money, came from the gutter.

At least it wasn't the Black Lagoon, no creature man.

Personally, I came from a full day of personally testing pre-owned toilet seats for comfort & quality immediately before their delivery to clamoring customers, sit man.

I never knew what it was like [...] There's more

Hugs, man.

In the Many'th year of No Papa T-B., he remains just as special and perhaps becomes specialer, he man.

I'm still in the office. Found something important to go over....

Personnel records of Fat Guy, huh man?

My neck hurts from putting my feet on my desk and leaning back on the chair...

Executive Privilege, whee man.

Many years doesn't qualify as a cougar

You're Many years older?! You cougar, rrrrroar ma'am!

Edited January 28, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Rest-of-Monday rest-of-report, read rest man:

Sold Many pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Worst clear-weather traffic ever during casa-ward commute, sigh man.

Some Camaro conked out in the center lane, grrr man.

Needed to own a T-B.-mobile, see here man.

Mini-B. in grand mood at casa, wee glee man.

Pretended that a paper-towel spool was a rocket and was zooming it all around, whee man.

Sound-effects alone were priceless, clever wee man.

Ate dinner with Mini-B., he and wee and we men.

Played Trains, Rockets, Pillows, Hormigas, Lift-Up, & Snap-Mommy's-Hairband, we men.

However, did not get nap, no and no zzz man.

Therefore, imminent cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with duly assignable +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Asia, come, be my guest....(just promise that you'll go home Lmao)

If I come, it would be for a few days only. No way I would go Gumps on you

LOL I've been in a really silly mood, cause I like this idea more and more :D

[Asia 2,498]

We went to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic, All-inclusive resort

The bavaro beach is nice, miles and miles of walking/running on the beach

We saw the heart shape coral reefs while parasailing.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous!

Good you had a great time!

More pictures, please, pretty please

And good to see you back

[Asia 2,498]

Ok, so this buffoon of a mayor yesterday told everyone that it was gonna be the mother of all storms, the worst one to hit NYC in the history of mankind. He locked down the city. Started a panic at the markets and gas stations.

There's a Polish comedy group in NYC at the mo.

I saw a short interview with them that made me laugh.

They said that they like how when it's said you should stay at home, all New Yorkers stay at home.

And that group said they behave as typical Polish people... When they heard that you should stay at home, they went out

Gosh, all that Past Present, Present Simple tenses are giving me a headache... I think I should educate myself more or something...

[SAT 9,609]

Now we've got a wind storm....

If I come, it would be for a few days only. No way I would go Gumps on you

LOL I've been in a really silly mood, cause I like this idea more and more :D

Come when I'm on vacation. I'll let you know when I plan on being on vacation this year. (And it's often lol)

I'm thinking about 6 vacations this year.....

[SAT 9,609]

here it is.....

http://nypost.com/2015/01/27/politicians-went-overboard-with-snowmageddon-precautions/

[Asia 2,498]

Come when I'm on vacation. I'll let you know when I plan on being on vacation this year. (And it's often lol)

I'm thinking about 6 vacations this year.....

OK

[SAT 9,609]

Ciudad de Nueva York is unreasonably overpriced, oj see.

And remember: Texas Many, Cd. de Nueva York zero, oj tak.

See? She doesn't wanna go to tickxas you freakazoid. Everyone knows Texas sucks eggs.....

[SAT 9,609]

man it's like frozen yogurt outside......

so, I pick up the gump kid for school too, today. They live on a busy street. I pull up across the street, you think my SIL would wait on the same side of the road as me? no, of course not. It takes her about 3 minutes to cross the street. Then when I get to the school, the cars can't pull over to discharge on account of the snow on the curb side, so the traffic was backed up a block long. Needless to say, my kiddo, for the first time this school year, was late for school....