Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

here, rook!

http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2009/09/a-guide-to-jerky-in-manhattan-chinatown-best-beef-jerky.html

[SAT 9,609]

NYC rat and cat jerky are awesome I tell ya

My daughter loves them.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

i'm going to singapore where there is succulent juicy bakkwa in abundance...now why would i try to get it all the way from NYC?

now i have a craving for bakkwa and more chicken feet. and pan fried radish cake. and...i need to get myself some dim sum.

[Darnell 8,479]

so get in yer car and drive to where these things are sold ! easy, peasy, lemon squeezies !

[SAT 9,609]

i'm going to singapore where there is succulent juicy bakkwa in abundance...now why would i try to get it all the way from NYC?

now i have a craving for bakkwa and more chicken feet. and pan fried radish cake. and...i need to get myself some dim sum.

1- because the NYC ones are 10 times more famous than Singajerky

2- You're on the wrong coast sis......well, you can move to San Libcisco.....

so get in yer car and drive to where these things are sold ! easy, peasy, lemon squeezies !

That's about a 2700 mile drive.......

Edited February 4, 2015 by SAT

[kitthekat 1,317]

so get in yer car and drive to where these things are sold ! easy, peasy, lemon squeezies !

dim sum restaurant is just across the street lol. two minute walk.

[SAT 9,609]

so get sum dim sum.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

1- because the NYC ones are 10 times more famous than Singajerky

2- You're on the wrong coast sis......well, you can move to San Libcisco.....

That's about a 2700 mile drive.......

sis? did you suddenly turn filipino?

so get sum dim sum.....

i will when jonas comes home...imma good wife, see.

[SAT 9,609]

sis? did you suddenly turn filipino?

1- ya want me ta call you Suka instead? lol

2- Hey do you eat pork?

[kitthekat 1,317]

yes i do, it's delicious after all...

[SAT 9,609]

Bad taliban!

i will when jonas comes home...imma good wife, see.

What does the gwai lo like in dim sum?

[TBoneTX 46,188]

Why do babies always insist on waking up all night long followed by early morning wake ups

It's in their job-description, see D ma'am.

The little egg roll likes to open 1 eye to peak to see if anyone is near her. If no one is near, she yelps....

It's in their job-description, see man.

I can't believe you are not about to give birth to his sibling next month......

Next month?! The due date is next WEEK, right D ma'am?

1. I'm too old for this baby making business

2. It's all up to you and Tbone

1. You're wise, mature, and experienced at it, continuous D ma'am.

2. You still need to call Mrs. T-B. to increase her fecundity, D ma'am. One call does all, si ma'am.

What's the big idea?? Someone removed my "monkey guy" post in that thread!!

I bet it was Tark!

I bet it was any Mod who immediately realized that the post was off the topic, duh man.

[Darnell 8,479]

dim sum restaurant is just across the street lol. two minute walk.

ok - bonus points for unplugging yer gear and taking a cat with you on yer trek into the hinterland.

Now, nowish, go lah.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Bad taliban!

What does the gwai lo like in dim sum?

the fried radish cake is his fave. he likes lo mai gai and char siew sou also...

ok - bonus points for unplugging yer gear and taking a cat with you on yer trek into the hinterland.

Now, nowish, go lah.

uh...no.

[TBoneTX 46,188]

i got a fart decal for my dad

This is an excellent gift for ANY man, si ma'am. In fact, I'll trade you a better-than-average pre-owned toilet seat for one, si ma'am.

why you two in the same room at that time o day?

Why they two in the same room at ANY time o' day, huh man?