Gone with the Rant

[Darnell 8,478]

why you no carry dried bamboo stick, 4.5 feet long, in trunk? is useful for debris clearing. I have one in each car.

[SAT 9,609]

why you no carry dried bamboo stick, 4.5 feet long, in trunk? is useful for debris clearing. I have one in each car.

My snow brush extends to 5 feet.

And, I usually don't run over debris.....

[Darnell 8,478]

some folk take a floor mat, put it in the snow,

then lay down on it, to get under the car.

you have working fingers and hands again after yer industrial mishaps, can easily slide under a car in the middle of the street?

Why you no hire a fook at the scene, to get the skeleton out?

[Ontarkie 14,296]

So, I go out for lunch. In my own car. The roads are a mess. I swerve around a double parked car and was forced to run over an umbrella. The stupid skeleton gets stuck under the wheel, wedged in the wishbone. The car is a mess, the wheel well was full of slush and ice, I finally was able to break the dam thing off with my snow brush. There's still some of it stuck in there, but I'm not about to crawl under there until spring comes.

1 Fook umbrella from HK= 1 broken snow brush.....

I don't think you should leave it there till spring. Get some guy to get it out if you have too.

some folk take a floor mat, put it in the snow,

then lay down on it, to get under the car.

you have working fingers and hands again after yer industrial mishaps, can easily slide under a car in the middle of the street?

Why you no hire a fook at the scene, to get the skeleton out?

A cardboard box works too

I'm making chicken alfreado for supper sauce is homemade. One of the boys is making garlic bread(from scratch)

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I feel very short-fused today.

I feel very short-fused today.

[SAT 9,609]

some folk take a floor mat, put it in the snow,

then lay down on it, to get under the car.

you have working fingers and hands again after yer industrial mishaps, can easily slide under a car in the middle of the street?

Why you no hire a fook at the scene, to get the skeleton out?

1- floor mats are a mess. Snow, ice, slush, remember?

2- I'm in a suit, ya freak a nature

3- I wasn't in fooklyn

[SAT 9,609]

I don't think you should leave it there till spring. Get some guy to get it out if you have too.

A cardboard box works too

I'm making chicken alfreado for supper sauce is homemade. One of the boys is making garlic bread(from scratch)

This is the CR-V. Trading it in soon anyway.

The car is a mess, I'm not getting under it.

Hillbilly is eatin' good tonight...

I feel very short-fused today.

I feel very short-fused today.

Why

Why

[Darnell 8,478]

I feel very short-fused today.

I feel very short-fused today.

Maybe you need a massage?

Maybe you need a massage?

Sometimes pizza is useful.

Sometimes pizza is useful.

What if you go take off and go bowling? crack some pins, you'll feel better.

What if you go take off and go bowling? crack some pins, you'll feel better.

[Ontarkie 14,296]

This is the CR-V. Trading it in soon anyway.

The car is a mess, I'm not getting under it.

Hillbilly is eatin' good tonight...

Why

Why

Ah I see.

No way would I get under anything in the middle of the road.

yes he is I'm trying to butter him up to let me start selling stuff the start up cost is just $100 better then some other companies. That and well I need to go shopping tonight.

WHy What!

I feel very short-fused today.

I feel very short-fused today.

That was me the other day. I avoided most things as much as I could. Hope you feel better soon.

[Darnell 8,478]

Steve - I feel bad for you,

with the mangled hands,

wearing a suit,

trying to use a hand-tool in the slush.

No, no jokes here on this one - I really feel bad for you.

Maybe you'll have a brighter day at the office?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Too many things going on at work.. I am multi-tasking.

And it is snowing now.. Traffic will suck during evening time when I want to go home!

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I see.

No way would I get under anything in the middle of the road.

yes he is I'm trying to butter him up to let me start selling stuff the start up cost is just $100 better then some other companies. That and well I need to go shopping tonight.

Wotju gonna sell? New toilet seats?

Eggs by the road?

<gasp> I just got a million dollar business idea.....

1- First, make a sign. And get a folding table. The sign should be highly visible, and should read "fresh meat, all cuts, cheap!".

2- Now drive around with the sign, the table, and some meat cleavers.

3- when you see a road kill, pull over, set up the table, put out the sign. And wait.

4- count the money as you make 1 million dollars....

If you wanna get real fancy, get a folding canopy.

Make more money by franchising.....

Steve - I feel bad for you,

with the mangled hands,

wearing a suit,

trying to use a hand-tool in the slush.

No, no jokes here on this one - I really feel bad for you.

Maybe you'll have a brighter day at the office?

I needed Niki, she enjoys getting messy....

Edited February 3, 2015 by SAT

[Darnell 8,478]

Too many things going on at work.. I am multi-tasking.

And it is snowing now.. Traffic will suck during evening time when I want to go home!

how about a relaxing sleigh-ride for the journey to home tonight?

[SAT 9,609]

Too many things going on at work.. I am multi-tasking.

And it is snowing now.. Traffic will suck during evening time when I want to go home!

Would you mind stopping by the targets on your way home for me? Lol

[Darnell 8,478]

Toofies - you work in downtown, right? I say stay there, get a hotel room, ask hubs to come downtown for a night of fun and debauchery and maybe even some sexy sex in the jacuzzi there.