Gone with the Rant

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Love you too !

Don't tell Mrs. T-B., oj nie. Other-woman Asia! Other-, OTHER-woman Asia!

Never eaten/seen that

"When you swim in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray..."

[kitthekat 1,317]

aw i told my mom i'm coming home and she was so happy she burst into tears. sigh...i'm really looking forward to seeing her.

[SAT 9,609]

what's the plan for the husband?

You inherit him...

[TBoneTX 45,572]

It's like Many below outside.....

Polish math corrected, and Texas yet again Many, Nueva York yet again below-zero, sigh and whee man.

Hasenpfeffer.....

Gesundheit, and English-only outside the regional forums, ja mann.

1. And I not know you in 200Many. or Many or maybe even Many.

2. Tempus Fugit.

1. Timeline corrected, see D man.

2. English-only etc., and is it the end of February already, when you said you'd again see us, see and huh man?

Hire a cleaner to clean up the apartment at the end of the lease.

Once, not during a move-out, I decided to hire some Mexicans to clean my apartment, si man. There were two chicas and a guy. One chica went to the kitchen and began working. The other chica went into the bathroom and came out jabbering in Spanish. The guy went in with her. After some exclamations and several grunting noises over nearly an hour, they came out. The guy was sweating profusely, and if looks could kill, I'd have left in a basket. "You should never let it get that bad again!" he said in English, grrr man.

Edited February 3, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

that's what we plan on doing, best way to get as much of our security deposit back as possible.

no need to feel bad, it's the duty of the wife in my culture to keep things clean and livable. all the more for him to appreciate once i come back.

It's also in his duty, in your culture, to marry more wives so you dun have to clean so much

[TBoneTX 45,572]

it's the duty of the wife in my culture to keep things clean and livable.

It used to be this way in Mrs. T-B.'s culture, too, bygone si man. Now, it's (cue song, to tune of La Cucaracha, hear man):

Ciudada-NA America-NA...* (sigh man sigh man...)

*Female American citizen (sigh man sigh man)...

Edited February 3, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

2. English-only etc., and is it the end of February already, when you said you'd again see us, see and huh man?

Tempus Fugitsu, it's English. It's a new energy efficient split system A/C manufactured by a Japanese company....

It used to be this way in Mrs. T-B.'s culture, too, bygone si man. Now, it's (cue song, to tune of La Cucaracha, hear man):

Ciudada-NA America-NA...* (sigh man sigh man...)

*Female American citizen (sigh man sigh man)...

You very dum kupa. Look what you did.....

[TBoneTX 45,572]

It's also in his duty, in your culture, to marry more wives so you dun have to clean so much

Also double the nagging, sigh man.

Bigamy is having one wife too many, si man. Monogamy is the same thing, sigh man.

Tempus Fugitsu, it's English. It's a new energy efficient split system A/C manufactured by a Japanese company....

Energy-inefficiency-only outside the HVAC forums, si man.

Look what you did.....

Are you hallucinating, huh and no see man?

[SAT 9,609]

I need coffee is what I need......

You dum kupas, If you bought BAS when I told you to buy BAS last week, you'd be up about 25%

[Darnell 8,478]

You inherit him...

me? no. not into guys. well, at least, not into guys without breasts, and those that have em are not called guys.

perhaps you mean Kit's family will adopt him, in an effusive outpouring of familial love...

does he have to convert, if'n that's the case?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Half-Tuesday report, half-see man:

Mini-B. decided to join Mommy in bed, so about 0.0001% of sleeping-area left for me, sigh man.

Needed nap before I awoke this morn, need zzz man.

One already-occupied traffic cop this morn, bye man.

Robust sales of pre-owned toilet seats right from the start, good start man.

Invited Mrs. T-B. to Popeye's this eve for dinner, she man.

Mrs. T-B. asked what the occasion was, inquire she man.

We told her "Valentine's Day dinner, si man," si man.

Mrs. T-B. hasn't out-figured it yet but does want to go to Popeye's, she man.

Spanish pronunciation is hilarous, hear man: po-PAY-ehz, gosh man.

---

BAS

= benzyl analog of serotonin, huh man?

= benzyl antiserotonin, huh man?

= boric acid solution, huh man?

= up Many%, huh man?

not into guys without breasts, and those that have em are not called guys.

Aren't what they have called Moobs, huh Bro D man?

Edited February 3, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Darnell 8,478]

2. English-only etc., and is it the end of February already, when you said you'd again see us, see and huh man?

nah - i've some free time today inbetween classes. and i'm caught up on my reading and note-taking and mostly don't have to garden this week. give over instruction about gardens, sure, but not do the heavy lifting.

I'm just happy my houseguests know the chinese names of these chinese herbs we transplanted into the greenhouse last sunday.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

English-only herbs in the Americano greenhouse, see man.

[Darnell 8,478]

Aren't what they have called Moobs, huh Bro D man?

No. Historically, ladyboys with breasts never have their breasts called 'Moobs' - the 'M' there is for Man. Not LadyBoy

Moobs label usually applied to the fatties, and it's rare to run across a fat ladyboy, hence no usage for the Moobs, Tark.

Sorry.

I know some of these words might be new to you, but try to stay pertinent, aye?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

English-only outside the regional greenhouse moob forums, Bro D.