Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

Staten Island Chuck is a fraud. Where's my early spring??

It's like 4 below outside.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

If I had to have a cat, I'd want this cat:

[NikLR 13,228]

Gah! It's scary!

[SAT 9,609]

That's a gingham dog.....

[SAT 9,609]

Hasenpfeffer.....

https://gma.yahoo.com/dozens-dog-sized-jackrabbits-swarm-development-north-dakota-161612431--abc-news-pets.html

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Hasenpfeffer.....

https://gma.yahoo.com/dozens-dog-sized-jackrabbits-swarm-development-north-dakota-161612431--abc-news-pets.html

Cute!

We have a bunny living in our shed - the one I freaked out about when I found it under some boxes.

[Darnell 8,478]

Fat guy just sent me a text, my face is on a book cover. Best seller, since 06.....

Darklar you got anything to do with this?

Nope. Usually I send out photos of you in a man-kini, and blur yer face, showing off the fat and small package.

And I not know you in 2006. or 7 or maybe even 8.

Tempus Fugit.

[Darnell 8,478]

bought my ticket for singapore, leaving feb 26! mom's surgery is on march 2. i am so excited to see family and home again!

what's the plan for the husband?

[Darnell 8,478]

that is what we had planned for but her surgery is happening sooner than we thought and we are stuck in a lease till end april. he won't be coming with me

no, i'll be back end march. long story involving us possibly buying a place here but if i do move back 'forever', it won't be till later this year.

Oh, so you'll be around for the move-out at said-apartment.

Forecasting - he will not clean like you clean, and you'll need to hermetically clean the apartment when you return, as you can't take all of the muck that you found upon yer return.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Oh, so you'll be around for the move-out at said-apartment.

Forecasting - he will not clean like you clean, and you'll need to hermetically clean the apartment when you return, as you can't take all of the muck that you found upon yer return.

Hire a cleaner to clean up the apartment at the end of the lease.

[Darnell 8,478]

ya, but she's coming back to an apartment that'll be full of fluff,

ie DANDER !

cat dander x 2, plus human dander x # of friends crashing there,

and i'm betting she'll have some allergic reaction for several days.

I wasn't writing of 'the end of lease', but rather, the day she returns in March month.

I feel bad for her, really.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Hire a cleaner to clean up the apartment at the end of the lease.

that's what we plan on doing, best way to get as much of our security deposit back as possible.

ya, but she's coming back to an apartment that'll be full of fluff,

ie DANDER !

cat dander x 2, plus human dander x # of friends crashing there,

and i'm betting she'll have some allergic reaction for several days.

I wasn't writing of 'the end of lease', but rather, the day she returns in March month.

I feel bad for her, really.

no need to feel bad, it's the duty of the wife in my culture to keep things clean and livable. all the more for him to appreciate once i come back.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Nope. Usually I send out photos of you in a man-kini, and blur yer face, showing off the fat and small package.

And I not know you in 2006. or 7 or maybe even 8.

Tempus Fugit.

steve doesn't really seem like a man-kini sorta guy....so....you photoshopped steve's face onto your body?

If I had to have a cat, I'd want this cat:

that looks like gervis the grumpycat's tuxedo sibling!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

that's what we plan on doing, best way to get as much of our security deposit back as possible.

no need to feel bad, it's the duty of the wife in my culture to keep things clean and livable. all the more for him to appreciate once i come back.

hmmm.. which culture are you referring to?

[Darnell 8,478]

ya, but Kit will be gone for a month. that's a month of no cleaning and all night parties.

and dander accumulation.

oh well. maybe wear a surgical mask when you return, so you not affected as much.