Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

#### how am I sick again? Stupid sore throat.

I've had a swollen tonsil again.....try gargling several times a day with warm salt water.

That reminds me of this joke.....

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's #######," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's #######," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"

[kitthekat 1,317]

sigh

http://www.todayonline.com/business/singapore-now-worlds-most-expensive-city-economist

[TBoneTX 45,572]

I'm not working full hours (Tuesday was Many hours... today is Many)

That sounds like full or even overfull, Many ma'am.

Little egg roll gotta get a shot in da butt...

The most heartbreaking thing is when they cry because they don't understand why it hurts, wee man/ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

That reminds me of this joke

And YOU complain about MY up-dredging of old ones, huh man?!

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Where did Cary disappear to again, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

sigh

http://www.todayonline.com/business/singapore-now-worlds-most-expensive-city-economist

I can explain it. It's complex. But I know exactly why.

In lament terms, they created this with some purpose in mind. (Singapore itself did).

And YOU complain about MY up-dredging of old ones, huh man?!

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Where did Cary disappear to again, huh man?

1- At least I dun dig it once every other day!

2- he has been eaten by CHUDs.....

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Part-Friday report, part-see man (like Moses, he man):

Did not (did not, no man) want to arise this morn, inadequate zzz man.

Able to hit an ES on way in, whee man.

ES run by favorite people (= cheap), whee man.

Got large spatula & 2 large serving-spoons for $2, deal man.

As though Mrs. T-B. needs any more of same, overpopulated kitchenware man.

Stopped a first, second, Manyrd, and Manyth time at tyre-repair shops, British spelling man.

Manyth place able to fix slow-leaking tyre right away, whee man.

Tyre had large shiny object jabbed into it, slow leak man.

Shop managerette a Mexicana, she ma'am; workers Guatemaltecos, they men.

Job took maybe Many (2x2x2x2) minutes and cost only $Many ($2x2x2+2), quite fair man.

All tyres also inflated to preferred overinflated level, better gas-mileage man.

While waiting, had nice chat with managerette about Ecuador, we and she man.

Our "gracias, amigo" to worker drew response of "you're quite welcome, sir," bilingual man.

Very pleased to have found that shop, not just tyres man.

Might be back for other routine maintenance, return customer man.

Arrived at office an hour after usual, fashionably late man.

All phone lines jammed with requests to order pre-owned toilet seats, impatience man.

Clients eager to pay extra for Saturday delivery, we aim to please man.

Must soon revise website to enable "one-click reordering," repeat business man.

Love to VJ longer, but business beckons, call and beck man.

Afternoon, non-Commie-babes who have +1 inventory.

Non-afternoon, absent ABSENT Asia. (BAD Absent Asia!)

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1- At least I dun dig it once every other day!

2- he has been eaten by CHUDs.....

1. That's a cheap response, sigh man.

2. Those things on the Florida Bush-Gore ballots, huh man?

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Back to business, call and beck man. Perhaps the lovely, intelligent, sensible Niki-Bone will give us a +1, Niki-B. ma'am.

Edited January 30, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

drinking double espresso......

Now to go get the little sucker. I promised to take her to toysRus, she made honor roll again, and the principal's list.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

sigh

http://www.todayonline.com/business/singapore-now-worlds-most-expensive-city-economist

The only good thing is Singapore income tax is very low compare to US.

I can explain it. It's complex. But I know exactly why.

In lament terms, they created this with some purpose in mind. (Singapore itself did).

Singapore is rich people, elites playground while the rest work like slaves

Govt mantra => "You die your own business"

[kitthekat 1,317]

fed jonas steamed chicken feet in black bean sauce and char siew sou (bbq pork pastry puffs) for lunch. he won't admit it but i think he's a bit traumatized by the chicken feet.

[kitthekat 1,317]

The only good thing is Singapore income tax is very low compare to US.

Singapore is rich people, elites playground while the rest work like slaves

Govt mantra => "You die your own business"

we want to relocate to singapore but have no idea how we're going to afford a house there. looks like the only way i can get a BTO apartment with a non-citizen spouse is to have a child. and the child will probably cost more than the apartment...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

fed jonas steamed chicken feet in black bean sauce and char siew sou (bbq pork pastry puffs) for lunch. he won't admit it but i think he's a bit traumatized by the chicken feet.

I'm traumatized and I wasn't even there.

we want to relocate to singapore but have no idea how we're going to afford a house there. looks like the only way i can get a BTO apartment with a non-citizen spouse is to have a child. and the child will probably cost more than the apartment...

Why would a child cost more than the apartment? Is it because of the high cost of living or because of childcare?

[SAT 9,609]

I'm traumatized and I wasn't even there.

Why would a child cost more than the apartment? Is it because of the high cost of living or because of childcare?

Stop your whining you uncultured mutt......

I eat chala, don't I? Well, so, now you go eat chicken feet!

(But I got lobster tails for dinner )

Look, I stumbled across what would appear to be a great line of products.

http://www.booninc.com/index.php

[SAT 9,609]

my thing a chala...

That Boon thingy I bought, and lobster tails.....

Edited January 30, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

I saw the boon spoon, and the teether, I'm gonna get it from Amazon.