Gone with the Rant

[TBoneTX 45,572]

argh i went to bed at Many pm and now i'm wide awake at 1 in the morning.

How can you be wide awake after only Many hours of sleep, huh ma'am?

1. Tiff has a vacuum in one hand and the phone in the other.....how can you talk while vacuuming?

2. Little egg roll is Many lbs.....

1.a. Women, and wives in particular, are proficient at this, mystery to all men man.

1.b. Surprising that she's doing anything smacking of Housework, gee man.

2. She's either tiny, normal-sized, or huge -- act accordingly, si man.

Help me pick something for the egg roll to wear for her Chinese "christening"...

I sometimes splash soy sauce on my egg rolls, idea man.

How about dressing her like one of those little umbrellas that often appear in tropical drinks, huh man?

1. Think of all the scammers and people with poor grammar who get approved.

2. Grocery shopping wore me out today. Uff da.

1. Where's the +Many button for this, huh and grrr ma'am?

2. Same here (see Saturday report, see ma'am), sigh man. English-only etc., oj tak.

1. Can't believe my baby will be 1 a few hours after midnight.

2. still need to get the laundry done

1. They grow up so fast, sigh man...

2. Here, it's The Job of The Husband, me man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Saturday & GS/ES Report, see man:

Took Heap Strong back-medicine before bed, zzz man.

Back finally tolerable, but overslept nearly an hour, over-zzz rush man.

Did make it to dry-cleaners in time for later same-day pickup, success man.

On way to first ES, detoured to Signage ES, see it man.

Had to wait at least Many (2x2x2x2-1) minutes to be let in, brrr and grrr man.

Contents overpriced very-old-lady stuff, grrr man.

Tip-off should have been previous visitors exiting empty-handed, hindsee man.

Detoured to Signage GS, see it man.

Nothing of interest there, no man.

At first Itinerary ES, got the following, see man:

-- pliers, crescent wrench, screwdriver = $2-&-a-half, deal man; and

-- bath towel = $2, deal man; and

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths = $2, deal man.

Nothing of interest at next GS, no man.

At next GS, got a long-sleeved pocket T-shirt = $1, deal man.

At final GS, got all this for $1, jackpot man:

-- salad tongs, 2 shirts for Mini-B., a State Farm road atlas, & Many books for Mini-B.:

"The Early Bird," read man

"Fuzzy Bear Goes to School," read man

"I Love My Rabbit," read man.

Grand total = $Many ($2x2x2)-&-a-half, whee man.

On way to casa to meet Mrs. T-B.'s pre-noon deadline, took call from Mrs. T-B., she man.

"Buy eggs! We need eggs!" exclaimed she, she man.

Stopped at only geographically desirable location to buy overpriced eggs, grrr man.

At casa, breathlessly presented eggs to Mrs. T-B., she see man.

"Put them in the refrigerator," said she mildly, she man.

"You don't need them NOW?!" asked we, we man.

"I noticed that we needed them," said she, she man.

"You know that I was going to Aldi later today!" exclaimed we, we man.

[blank look from Mrs. T-B., ADD she man.]

Mrs. T-B. then prepared to leave for 2 to Many hours, she man.

We caucused with Mini-B. till time for birthday party, we and wee man.

Mrs. T-B. phoned in panic, she man.

"I'm out of gas! The gas thing is telling me 'empty'!" exclaimed she man.

"Why didn't you notice this before and tell me?" asked we man.

"I never notice!" exclaimed she, ADD man.

We told her to add exactly Many gallons, tide her over man.

Took Mini-B. to party at nearby kid-gym place, we and wee man.

During play, Mini-B. acted selfish and grumpy, no glee wee man.

We had to intercede several times, we vis-a-vis wee man.

Mini-B. finally cheered up, delayed glee wee man.

We ingested oversupply of pizza, ingest man.

Mini-B. OK upon return to casa, mollified wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returned to casa at Many (2+2) p.m., she man.

We took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile to cleaners and Aldi Foods, we man.

We gassed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile fully, job of husband man.

Mrs. T-B. had not tightened gas cap, no she man.

Returned exhausted from errands, need zzz man.

Got permission for long nap, from she man.

Awakened after only an hour with splitting headache, ache man.

Aspirin fortunately helped, relief man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory on Saturday night man.

Warshed kitchen rags et al., preferable on Saturday night man.

Mrs. T-B. miserable from transient health woes, sigh she man.

Mini-B. getting on her nerves, look out wee man.

Mini-B. just awakened needing to pipi, wee pee man.

We rushed to assist, we man.

Mini-B. whined incoherently, needed translation man.

Mrs. T-B. irritably awakened to translate, she non-zzz man.

Cat jockeying for affection and possibly Wrappers, get one but not other miu man.

Must de-dish the warsher, we man.

Must fold kitchen rags, me man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with Oscarrific +1 inventory!

Edited March 1, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[SAT 9,609]

Now it's a phone call waking me up......

[Ontarkie 14,294]

oh no phone calls suck! I don't have a phone in my room, if I did I would have to have the ringer off anyways. I am a sleepwalker and talk in my sleep, so answering the phone in my sleep is not good.

[SAT 9,609]

oh no phone calls suck! I don't have a phone in my room, if I did I would have to have the ringer off anyways. I am a sleepwalker and talk in my sleep, so answering the phone in my sleep is not good.

The hillbilly shouldn't have his shotgun laying around the bedroom then.....

[Ontarkie 14,294]

oh trust me I thought of that too!

But I believe that even in my sleep I would avoid things like that.

[SAT 9,609]

You can shoot him and use sleep walking as a defense

(It's been done)

Morning!

And what, may I ask, are you doing?......

[SAT 9,609]

You guys wanna go to this fishing show?

http://www.sportshows.com/somerset/index.html

[Ontarkie 14,294]

You can shoot him and use sleep walking as a defense

(It's been done)

Na too messy!

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch you having a big party for Luke today?

[Asia 2,498]

oh no phone calls suck! I don't have a phone in my room, if I did I would have to have the ringer off anyways. I am a sleepwalker and talk in my sleep, so answering the phone in my sleep is not good.

I turn off my phone for a night. So I can't be woken up by a phone call

[Ontarkie 14,294]

Not really. I made a big cake will decorate, but only a few ppl will be over. He has a weird family.

[Asia 2,498]

And what, may I ask, are you doing?......

Enjoying my Sunday

Not really. I made a big cake will decorate, but only a few ppl will be over. He has a weird family.

He... as Lucas?

I'm sure he'll enjoy it no matter what you did

Don't forget to take some pictures!

[SAT 9,609]

Not really. I made a big cake will decorate, but only a few ppl will be over. He has a weird family.

Hillbillies...

Enjoying my Sunday

He... as Lucas?

I'm sure he'll enjoy it no matter what you did

Don't forget to take some pictures!

Sunday enjoyment pics now.....

Red neck party pics later....