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kitthekat
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bought my ticket for singapore, leaving feb 26! mom's surgery is on march 2. i am so excited to see family and home again!

Ontarkie
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Playing yesterday

Merrytooth
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We went to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic, All-inclusive resort The bavaro beach is nice, miles and miles of walking/running on the beach We saw the heart shape coral reefs while parasailing.

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TBoneTX   45,572

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touché.....douché......

English-only etc., oj tak.

Thursday half-report, half-see man:

At bedtime last night, a population explosion, we and she and wee and miu man.

Mini-B. taking up half the bed, wee zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. taking up one-Manyth of the rest of the bed, she zzz man.

Cat taking up foot of bed, miu zzz man.

Had to awaken Mrs. T-B. for realignment of allocated space, she non-zzz man.

Only Many degrees outside, rather than the normal Many, brrr man.

Will not reattain Many degrees till Sunday, brrr till Sunday man.

However, brisk business in the POTSs business, whee man.

Disappointingly few GSs on schedule for Saturday (= barely Many), sigh man.

This is a rare instance when few = Many, P-math conundrum man.

Will hope for some last-minute additions tomorrow, delay constructing schedule man.
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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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[Mod hat briefly on]

Had to remove a post, good-natured though it was, for transporting drama from another thread. That thread will play out as it will.

[Mod hat off]

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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Sleeping with the offspring, or wishing that she could because they ain't, zzz or no zzz D ma'am.

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And where is Cary -- gaming again? Miss him, man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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Speaking of "duh", where's Darklar.....

And, don't they make a cologne?..... Darklár noir?

goofenschnitzel - I already TOL you I'm mostly not around this month.

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Steve you're such a trouble maker :P

I'm multitasking again, need to make butter cream icing for boys birthday cake so I'm checking supplies.

And you know the kids constantly need mommy :)

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Darnell Grand Master

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It's all fun and games until you see your own gonads on Alibaba......

I absolutely hate, nay, I LOATHE AliBaba.

Sure, if'n you need to order a gross of love-dolls cheep, can easily source it there, but that's not the point.

Ok.. how much for each bottle of the chili? Exactly the same brand?

I have been searching my local asian stores, did not see any.

Does the NYC asian store has online shopping option?

mustafa ships by the case. cheaply. you should call them - talk to the telephone sales desk [and no, i'm not kidding]

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Hey man what's the big idea removing my post Lmao.

Stretch!!!!!!#!#

Tark is abusing his lunchroom powers!

Don't make me go over there to make a rare appearance!

where's that useless stretch when I need her.....

Bicker, Bicker, Toil and Snicker.

How does Thye Gardene Growe?

Sheesh, i likes it when n00bs step in and give beliefs, aye?

Still, if'n the @#$ing advanced search tool wasn't limited by calendar anymore, most of these 'questions' could be easily researched here, having been asked prior.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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SAT Grand Master

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so, there I was, trying ta get outta the office, go home....and the big guy, he was chewin' my ears off man.....

The accountant gave him a number, my number. The company owes me as of 12-31-2014.....almost 1 gazillion dollars in accrued benefits......And by the time I leave, it'll be more than 1 gazillion bucks.....

So, instead of coming up with 1 gazillion dollars, and severance pay......he's been nicey wicey to me. trying to get me to stay. Apparently, It'd take 2-3 guys to replace me, and they may not yield the same results.

So, as I always knew, I have the upper hand...... :devil:

Darnell Grand Master

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That's cool, Steve-O. Bonus points for getting the right krewe in, this quarter and next, for the proper underlings.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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so, there I was, trying ta get outta the office, go home....and the big guy, he was chewin' my ears off man.....

The accountant gave him a number, my number. The company owes me as of 12-31-2014.....almost 1 gazillion dollars in accrued benefits......And by the time I leave, it'll be more than 1 gazillion bucks.....

So, instead of coming up with 1 gazillion dollars, and severance pay......he's been nicey wicey to me. trying to get me to stay. Apparently, It'd take 2-3 guys to replace me, and they may not yield the same results.

So, as I always knew, I have the upper hand...... :devil:

How about you starting your own company?

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

Darnell Grand Master

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Steve doesn't want that.

Steve wants a collection of non-knuckleheads working in the office.

It's been a grind, so far, with the existing population of his workers containing the knuckleheads.

Knuckleheads Suck!

Instead, since the boss knows the financial hit the company will take if'n Steve-O leaves, the boss ought (now) to give Steve anything he wants, including quarterly purge option on knuckleheads.

Seriously !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

SAT Grand Master

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Just got off the phone....see? people want Steve! Not fat guy, not my boss, not anyone! They want me!

Now.......to address this thread.

You markelodians..... You guys are supposed to back me in rebellion against the Monkey guy! Stretch! Farmer Dark! Tooth 8. Troph!

Where's the support huh? You gonna let this ape breath guy run a muck and abuse his authorita? Huh?

NO! Viva Revolucion!

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