Gone with the Rant

[TBoneTX 45,006]

Friday wrap report, wrap-artist man:

Made weekly quota of pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Drippy mist outside, drip man.

Little Mini-B. in pain from Many (2+1) annual vaccinations today, poor wee man.

No nap for us, no we zzz man, because Mrs. T-B. went shopping, $he man.

Cat napped regardless, miu zzz man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, at this hour sigh man.

Must lurch out of bed at o'dark-Many for GS itinerary, truncated zzz man.

Might lack time to take Heap Strong back-medicine, ouch man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', ABSENT Commie-babe with UNALLOCATED +1 inventory!

[Asia 2,496]

Morning!

[Asia 2,496]

So I went to the cinema to see some Oscar movies last night.

I saw American Sniper, Birdman, The Imitation Game and two Polish movies: Ida & Joanna.

IMHO Michael Keaton or Benedict Cumberbatch should get an award for their playing, cause both of them were brilliant

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Like I said, I don't like to brag about my kid. But you guys aren't here to see the stuff that she does. It's difficult for me not to spoil the craap outta her.....

Kids can be really amazing

My older nephew usually is clueless and forgetful.

Last Monday my sister asked him how is this possible that he lost all his crayons.

And his honest answer? "Dunno. I wasn't there."

And yesterday my BIL had to take my sister to the hospital and 5 am, because she didn't feel well and they had to leave their sleeping 6yo and 5yo at home.

He left a note at the door, addressed to the older one. The note said: "Patrick, I took your mom to the hospital. I'll be back at 7am. Take care of Peter."

He was back at 6:45, and Patrick was already half dressed when he got there (they got up before 7 on week day, mostly waking up all by themselves).

So he knew what to do, he understood what has to be done and didn't panic.

It made me so proud

[Asia 2,496]

Do people not know how to play Backgammon?

I don't know.

And I don't know Acey Deucey either.

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Regardless, Texas still Many, Nueva Dork still less-than-Many, subzero man.

Speaking of Texas... Bradley Cooper played American Sniper and he was supposed to be from Texas

Holy cow! At first I couldn't understand a word he said! He was that good speaking Texan

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We must understand that TBoneX can't count beyond his 10 fingers, Hence the use of "many many" to cover up his mathematics disorder known as Dyscalculia.

And he's blaming Polish math

Just because once when he asked me to summarize his garage sale expenses I said "Many" instead of the exact amount

[SAT 9,609]

ok....Let's start with this.....

poor tiff...

He can multiply fruitfully

Yeah, but can he multiply whole integers huh?

and two Polish movies: Ida & Joanna.

Ida & Joanna are 2 Polish movies?

1 movie is Ida. And the other is Joanna?

And yesterday my BIL had to take my sister to the hospital and 5 am, because she didn't feel well and they had to leave their sleeping 6yo and 5yo at home.

He left a note at the door, addressed to the older one. The note said: "Patrick, I took your mom to the hospital. I'll be back at 7am. Take care of Peter."

He was back at 6:45, and Patrick was already half dressed when he got there (they got up before 7 on week day, mostly waking up all by themselves).

So he knew what to do, he understood what has to be done and didn't panic.

It made me so proud

That's a very mature 6 year old.

[SAT 9,609]

woohoo I'm rich!

I played cards last night for the first time in like 20 years. Won a hunnit and change

Speaking of rich.....where's Trophie.......

[Asia 2,496]

Ida & Joanna are 2 Polish movies?

1 movie is Ida. And the other is Joanna?

Yes.

http://oscar.go.com/nominees/documentary-short-subject/joanna

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That's a very mature 6 year old.

Yeah, sometimes he has his moments

woohoo I'm rich!

I played cards last night for the first time in like 20 years. Won a hunnit and change

Speaking of rich.....where's Trophie.......

WOW! Congrats!

[SAT 9,609]

Yes.

http://oscar.go.com/nominees/documentary-short-subject/joanna

You know, I write to my daughter, and I keep the writings in a box for her to read after I'm not around anymore ......

The journal starts "You were born on a sunny Saturday afternoon......"

Hopefully, it'll be many years before she gets to read it lol

Edited February 21, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

ok time to take another New Year shower.....

And then may be get some New year Dim Sum.....

[SAT 9,609]

I must be getting Darkinsons disease.....

I kept thinking it's Friday, and I'm like...."why isn't the indices moving?"

Then I saw the thing that reads "Stock markets are closed", then I'm like..."why are the markets closed on a Friday?"

[Darnell 8,478]

and whodahel says that 13 million illegal immigrants are "good for this country"?

Were they good for the country where they came from?

it's a mantra of the Democratic National Convention. Since 2005.