Gone with the Rant

[kitthekat 1,317]

put it on your nightstand. Duh!

And, aren't you supposed to be like going back to Singlapore forever in like 5 days?

that's what jonas said lmao

yeah! but i'll be back in a month. cannot wait to get my hands on all the nasi padang and bak kwa i can eat.

[SAT 9,609]

Why didn't you go home for Chinese New year?

Toothache.....I forgot to clip my nails before new year, is it bad luck to clip it now?

[SAT 9,609]

that's what jonas said lmao

yeah! but i'll be back in a month. cannot wait to get my hands on all the nasi padang and bak kwa i can eat.

When this house was being built, I considered a small vanity in the bedroom. With a small counter. So I wouldn't have to get outta bed to get a cup of coffee

[SAT 9,609]

And, speaking of nasti pafango, where's Darklar......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

When this house was being built, I considered a small vanity in the bedroom. With a small counter. So I wouldn't have to get outta bed to get a cup of coffee

If the kitchen weren't so close, I'd probably think about putting my electric kettle and a small fridge for milk in the bedroom.

[kitthekat 1,317]

my family doesn't celebrate it as culturally, we are malay. i have some "malay" friends (as in, their race is malay on their identity cards but whose parents are 100% chinese) that do celebrate it. most of them, their parents were chinese babies given up to malay families during the war to keep them safe.

[SAT 9,609]

oh yeah.....I think I saw some a those when I was in Malaysia......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Since we were talking about Ikea:

IKEA

We took a trip to IKEA
One Friday afternoon
In your cousin's Toyota
Because there were a few things we needed
But already on the way out there
Things started to go wrong
And you got so damn mad
Because I asked you to relax a little

We just needed a folding chair
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
And we almost moved in together
But there were no parking spots
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
We had marked out in the catalogue
So we'll never come to IKEA again

We were away from each other
'Cause you wanted to look around
After scented candles, cups and jugs
And all sorts of other unimportant things
But you hurried back
With a pillow that was indescribably ugly
And you looked so pleased
Then I said, "Forget it, let's go back home"

We just needed a folding chair
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
And we almost moved in together
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
We wanted to use for our housewarming
And a fight broke out in the canteen
So we'll never come to IKEA again

But the final straw was not until
You went up and looked
After toys and children's furniture somewhere on the first floor

It was quiet in the car
On the whole car ride home
And I spent the night in the living room
On our newly purchased guest bed

We just needed a folding chair
A few lockers and a Billy bookcase
And it was all fun and games
But at IKEA everything fell apart
But there were no parking spots
And they were sold out of the white wine glass
You had marked out in the catalogue
So we'll never come to IKEA again
No, we'll never come to IKEA again

[SAT 9,609]

Troph?

WT-H wazat?

Ah geeze....now we have "Poetry readings" on the rant..... <slaps forehead>

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Troph?

WT-H wazat?

It is a song.

And it made me want fransk hotdogs. Mmmmm fransk hotdogs.

[SAT 9,609]

How can you crave horse meat hotdogs when you can crave Coney Island Hotcats?

oh no....my sister and a-hole BIL is here......

<sigh>

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I am looking forward to going back now just to indulge myself in the fransk hotdog. It isn't so much the hotdog, but the baguette it comes in. Omg, omg, omg.

[SAT 9,609]

your SIL will be happy to see you

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

your SIL will be happy to see you

The worst part is I can't be fake WASPy nice because Danish people don't get that it is all just a show.

[SAT 9,609]

I guess I won't be picking up my new pistola today