Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

it's like 5 below outside now, with a strong wind. Bringing the wind chill down to like 192 below.....

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Oh man I need to remember to collect on these.

I was talking about myself, D ma'am, but lucrative commissions are to be earned through robust sales of pre-owned toilet seats, $i D ma'am. However, the business is not for just anybody, no man; ya gotta wanna, D ma'am.

Time for a new year nap.....

It is always time for a nap, zzz man! Why restrict your efforts, huh man?

Taxes are stressful.

Si and sigh, ma'am. Tonight, after a quick-&-dirty self-audit, I conclude that itemized deductions will attain only about two-Many'rds of the standard deduck, so all the info-collecting has been in vain, sigh man.

i still wonder what 'previously owned toilet seats' is really an euphemism (for) - no one can be that busy and gripe about sales and revenue loss.

It's self-motivation, see Bro D man. No matter how good a sales job one does, one can always do a better one, $i man.

Nigeria, right? maybe even Ghana? Come on, why you export there?

LPoP and unread, no see man. Our newest demographic is North American business executives, they men. They grasp the value proposition and glom onto it, smart men.

Meanwhile, several Nigerian barristers are eager to transfer the contents of their clients' bank accounts to mine. Must investigate this lucrative opportunity, whee man.

Edited February 20, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Furry veggies.

Screamin' and a yelling in a Many ft apt. man I had to leave. Go back later.....

Apartment sized corrected, oj tak, and the veggies will be even furrier later, much like a cheese that has long since gone to its reward, be aware man.

[kitthekat 1,317]

looking at houses tomorrow! super excited.

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Whee ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,125]

kitty still has diarrhea

Poor little guy, wee miu man. Hoping for a diagnosis and cure, me man.

it's a thin rubber backed commercial carpeting like Many x Many roll. it's like Many bucks.

Be sure to get those exact dimensions and to pay not more than $Many, careful ma'am.

it's like Many below outside now, with a strong wind. Bringing the wind chill down to like Many below.....

How can the wind-chill temperature be warmer than the air temperature, huh man? Egad, oj sigh.

Regardless, Texas still Many, Nueva Dork still less-than-Many, subzero man.

Edited February 20, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,125]

Thursday wrap-up report, wrap artist man:

Sold $Many in POTSs, si man, eliminating most of the back-orders, efficient man.

Ran to the Mexican supermarket this eve at Mrs. T-B.'s behest, obey she man.

Got to interact with the entire spectrum, si man.

To butcher, asked "Hablas Ingles, huh man?" [do you speak Ingles, huh man?], si man.

He answered "No," si man... er, no man... er...

I promptly said, "Yo tampoco, oj nie" (me neither, no man), si man.

He, like all others, grinned, smile man.

At front cash-register, asked register-chica, "Hablas Ingles, huh ma'am?", si man.

She answered, "Sure," si man.

I promptly said, "Me too, si ma'am," si man.

She, like all others, grinned, smile ma'am.

Bought $Many in meat, $Many in chicken, and two magazines for Mrs. T-B., she man.

Read Many books to Mini-B., uncharacteristically focused wee man.

Mini-B. then out like light, zzz wee man.

Took nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Awoke to find Mrs. T-B. out like light, zzz she man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Warmer but with rain till Sunday, temperate man.

Then get Yanqui Arctic blast till Wednesday, brrr and grrr man.

It's Feb'wary, fer cotton-pickin' sakes -- winter should be ending, grrr man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', on-line Singapura and Commie-babe with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Thursday wrap-up report, wrap artist man:

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He answered "No," si man... er, no man... er...

I promptly said, "Yo tampoco, oj nie" (me neither, no man), si man.

Mornin', on-line Singapura and Commie-babe with +1 inventories!

English only, ya tipo mono........

It dun look like thems babes gave you too many 1+'s there buddy........

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

looking at houses tomorrow! super excited.

Try and avoid carpets in your new home, especially with your love of pets.

I've made an executive decision that I'm not talking to T-Bone until he starts using the full range of Arabic numerals. I can contribute to his stunted number use no more.

[SAT 9,609]

lol I think Tark invented his own language.

Tarkish

or "Tarkingese"

[NikLR 13,232]

Where to buy furniture where my cheapo husband isnt in sticker shock and the furniture isnt used.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Where to buy furniture where my cheapo husband isnt in sticker shock and the furniture isnt used.

Ikea or like a Furniture Row/Ashley's/Bob's type of place.

[SAT 9,609]

Where to buy furniture where my cheapo husband isnt in sticker shock and the furniture isnt used.

oooh ooohh.....I know I know......

Ikea Eurotrash furniture and horse meat sandwich store

I see that Trophie was quicker than me.....

walmart online

And, Costco has very nice furniture. But it's not that cheap....

Well, I gotta take my New Year shower now....

Wait, speaking of cheap......Where's Farmer Dark.......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

walmart online

Don't buy furniture at Walmart. It is like Ikea flat pack, but without the quality control - so stuff just doesn't fit together right and the metal is sub par on the fasteners, etc.

I am disappointed that the biometrics appointment is in Fargo because I really wanted to go to Ikea in Minneapolis.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Ooooo what about this place NLR, https://www.afwonline.com/index.asp