Gone with the Rant

[SAT 9,609]

ok, I'm fat again.......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My new name is "his US bride".

Somebody didn't remember my first name.

[NikLR 13,228]

I'm apparently "the Canadian" to some people.

Tomorrow is my work "Friday". YAY

Hubs took Friday off. Messed up my plans.

Edited February 19, 2015 by NLR

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Faster than Tark can pack a toilet for shipment.....

Don't be silly, pshaw man -- there are myrmidons for this, pecking-order man.

Got a killer headache again. I had it when I went to bed, was gone for a bit this morning and it's been back for a few hours now

You're pregnant, or married to your headache, either D ma'am.

If you want true headache relief, we can always amputate, Washington Irving man.

I can't very well sit around and eat bon-bons all day.

[in most indignant tone] And why ever not, o native chica Americana? It's in your job description, see ma'am.

What on earth? How and when did I get implants??

You mean that you haven't kept abreast of the situation, huh D ma'am?!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

1. I had to stop at Many places to find a baga salt cause everyone ran out. HD included...

2. Brought roast pig

1. Number of stops corrected, SALT talks man.

2. This reminds us of the old joke, see man:

Bill Clinton comes into the White House with a piglet under each arm. The doorman asks, "What's the story with those, sir?" Clinton says, "I got them for Hillary." The doorman says, "Good trade, sir!"

I don't live in a culture in which it would be acceptable for me to lay on my ###

Ciuda-da-NA America-NA (sigh man sigh man)...

marks and spencer package

I have at least one, and perhaps two, but definitely not Many, Marks & Spencer shirts, all bought resale man. Pretty good, si man.

I'd take a picture, but it is so hideous....

Fotos or kitchen color isn't hideous, see or no ma'am.

Edited February 19, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,580]

1. I enjoy cutting off the fins of the fish I catch

2. Hideous pic now

1. Our best buddy throughout school liked to pull the legs off of ants, put them in water, and watch them sink, bye man.

2. Is there an echo in here, huh huh man man?

I'm apparently "the Canadian" to some people.

That's OK, Niki-B. -- you can still pretend to be an Americana by lying around in fuzzy pink bunny-slippers and eating bonbons, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Two serious questions, gasp shudder man:

1. Has anyone used TaxAct software for taxes, and, if so, with what satisfaction level, huh man?

2. What's that site for finding cheap stuff to bring on-line orders over the threshold for free shipping, huh man, and is it only for certain websites, huh man?

Many. There is no Many'rd question, no man; just throwing in a Polish-math tutorial, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Funereal Wednesday report, see man:

Left website & phone messages to clamoring customers, assuring them that afternoon orders for pre-owned toilet seats would be filled tomorrow, quell anxiety man.

Retrieved Mrs. T-B.; dropped Mini-B. with neighbor; retrieved Mama T-B.; went to funeral, sigh man.

Elderly departed aunt was eulogized lengthily and sincerely, magnificent man.

We all underdressed on sunny day with cool breeze; gave our jacket to Mrs. T-B., freeze she man.

Mama T-B. in agony from busted wrist and post-concussion syndrome, suffer she man.

Left at earliest reasonable point and cranked heat in T-B.-mobile, relief man.

Retrieved prescription and picked up mail for Mama T-B., casted wrist she man.

Dropped Mama T-B. at latter's casa, home she man.

Retrieved reluctant Mini-B. from neighbor, loves it there wee man.

Went to Mexican restaurant with coupon for free entree, nickel-under-$Many ($2x2x2), free man.

Got Mrs. T-B. cheap, two baskets thereof man.

Although fed by neighbor, Mini-B. ate many cheaps and Mrs. T-B.'s fajita meat, ingest wee man.

Everybody fully stuffed, ingest man.

Embedded cranky Mini-B., exhausted wee man.

Took roaring nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Watched late TV news, able to stagger downstairs in time man.

Temperatures forecast to climb above Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2) F. by weekend, warm man.

Embedded exhausted Mrs. T-B., out-wiped she man.

Dished the warsher, not an item too soon man.

Made remaining lunches for week, job of husband man.

Unenthusiastically semi-organized tax receipts, probably not enough to itemize drat man.

Fended off cat jockeying to play Wrappers, expectant miu man.

Brought bottled water from downstairs, request of sleepy she man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe and everyone else with refulgent, assignable +1 inventories!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Two serious questions, gasp shudder man:

1. Has anyone used TaxAct software for taxes, and, if so, with what satisfaction level, huh man?

2. What's that site for finding cheap stuff to bring on-line orders over the threshold for free shipping, huh man, and is it only for certain websites, huh man?

Many. There is no Many'rd question, no man; just throwing in a Polish-math tutorial, oj tak.

1)We used HR block.

2) are you talking about 'shoprunner'

https://www.shoprunner.com/non_member/home/

Good night TBoneX

[Merrytooth 5,748]

ok, I'm fat again.......

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Gracias, and English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

[SAT 9,609]

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Gung Hay Fat Choy!

And good health.

Gracias, and English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

You uncultured orangutan, watch and may be you'll learn something here.......you might even sell some toilet seats to mainlanders for their squat toilets.

Two serious questions, gasp shudder man:

1. Has anyone used TaxAct software for taxes, and, if so, with what satisfaction level, huh man?

2. What's that site for finding cheap stuff to bring on-line orders over the threshold for free shipping, huh man, and is it only for certain websites, huh man?

Many. There is no Many'rd question, no man; just throwing in a Polish-math tutorial, oj tak.

no

dunno

[Asia 2,498]

Good afternoon!

[Asia 2,498]

Oh no, that is not good. I went through a month or more of her screaming and crying when she was 4 to get her to write her name properly. That was painful.

He doesn't scream or cry. He just writes like he wants

It will have to change when he's in school, I suppose

So we will see what happens.

[Asia 2,498]

And his younger brother is Startrek, oj huh?

Nope, he's younger And his older brother is Patryk