Gone with the Rant

[kitthekat 1,317]

I always get Tiff flowers for Valentines, although I really shouldn't. It's frozen yogurt here tomorrow. So, we're probably doing nuttin, take a rain check.

How bout you guys?

I know what Monkey's doing, he's giving his wife VD.......

aw that is sweet of you. whether or not she appreciates it, it's sweet of you.

we are staying in, doing the home cooked meal thing, watch a few of our favourite shows. also, look at houses our real estate agent picked out.

Most likely nothing, although I'm hoping to convince the Dane to work on my bathroom. Snails move faster than he does.

hey, hot sexy dane getting all sweaty in your bathroom...that's romantic, no?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I think the key is to say nothing, absolutely nothing about it. Then, bustle my pregnant butt around the house doing all sorts of things - this seems to guilt him into action.

[SAT 9,609]

Candy gram for Mongo.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

hey, hot sexy dane getting all sweaty in your bathroom...that's romantic, no?

He'll get rewarded if he does it.

What is unsexy is boxes of bathroom stuff in the hallway and the nursery.

[SAT 9,609]

hey, hot sexy dane getting all sweaty in your bathroom...that's romantic, no?

dutch working on bathroom......

[kitthekat 1,317]

[SAT 9,609]

Well, Happy Valentine's Day

[kitthekat 1,317]

happy valentine's to everyone too!

[TBoneTX 45,591]

another huge bill at the vet's today. they gave kitty subcutaneous fluids to rehydrate him after all that diarrhea, antibiotic eyedrops for his eye (they think he might have cherry eye which might eventually require surgery but looks like he does have an infection so they are treating that for now), yet another round of antibiotics to give alongside the ones he's already taking for his URI which will supposedly also settle his tummy and they want to run a fecal test for giardia so we gotta take a poop sample.

thank god for pet insurance...

Thank God for human beans who love cats as much as you do, si ma'am.

Troph, after the bread maker is finished (in the dough only mode, and there's a rise cycle built in), am I supposed to let the dough rise again outside the bread maker? Before basing?

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak.

Depends on your recipe, but usually you let white bread dough rise once in a bowl, then you push it down and shape it into whatever it will be and let it rise again.

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. What is all this half-baked language around here, huh man?

So push it down and let it rise again?

"Save your Confederate money, boys; the South shall rise again," si man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

If you have Many, Many k

If you have a lot in there, like Many k or more

If it's like Many days

1-2%

The good funds returned Many-Many%

One out of Many isn't bad (for you), oj nie.

Many year return is around Many%.

double your money in less than Many years.

But is it going to keep that Many year average for the next Many years?

When it took a dive in 0Many, it lost Many%.....

Brilliance, si man... complete brilliance...

right now, I'm making brad

Did Brad object, or did he like it? How did What's Her Face react, huh man?

Oh craps I forgot I had a dinner party to go to.....

We didn't, and we did, see man.

insurance company will pay Many%, i pay Many%. i have a $0 deductible for $Many a month.

exam fees $Many

meds $Many

total bill with sales tax: $Many

insurance pays Many% of meds - $Many.Many

my trip to the vet today:

exam fees were free (had a coupon from the shelter)

everything else was $Many.Many minus sales tax, insurance company will reimburse me $Many.Many.

Sounds like a good, bad, or average deal, si ma'am.

Edited February 14, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Anyway, I was at a dinner hosted by the ambassador of a small African country.....

See "Other-Half-Friday report, other-half-see man," coming soon to a thread near you, gosh man.

whats everyone doing for valentine's?

Importing drama from other thread, see ma'am. Reported!!!!!!!

I always get Tiff flowers for Valentines, although I really shouldn't.

Somebody's whipped, si man! Somebody's whipped!

Edited February 14, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Happy VD to all, syphilitics man.

Other-half-Friday half-report, half-see man:

Sold Many pre-owned toilet seats, again achieving weekly quota, $i man.

Mini-B. examined at dentist, behaving very well, both dentist & Mini-Bone she & wee man.

Only 2 small cavities rather than Many, re-examination worth it man.

Blew casa-ward afterwards, having to skip cheap gas fill-up, drat man.

Made it in time to get to dinner party with Mrs. T-B.'s amiga, ingest man.

Mini-B. picked up to go to casa of little amigo, wee men.

Dined heartily on pasta with chicken*, salad*, & garlic bread*, ingest man.

*,*,*Fotos of same available via dive down our toilet**, Steveklar man.

**Equipped, of course, with top-of-line pre-owned toilet seat, whee man.

Retrieved reluctant-yet-exhausted Mini-B., wee man.

Mrs. T-B. soon experienced symptoms of biliary colic as in November, uh-oh she man.

Pain = Many on the 1-to-Many Universal Pain Assessment Tool scale, uh-oh she man.

We gave her a mega-Motrin, ingest she man.

Pain soon resolved to a 1 on the 1-to-Many UPAT scale, relief she man.

Looking forward to Many GSs tomorrow, beautiful weather man.

However, will get only Many.Many hours of sleep beforehand, need more zzz man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', hitherto-absent Commie-babe with unallocated +1 inventory!

(Hitherto-absent Asia! Hitherto-, HITHERTO-absent Asia!)

[SAT 9,609]

what does Asia have anything to do with the former emperor of Japan?

[SAT 9,609]

Stumbled across this on Woot.

This here toilet seat is at least 30 times better than a "Tarklar special"

http://www.woot.com/offers/elongated-bidet-toilet-seat-your-choice?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=9fd2008a7c-Daily+Digest+-+20150214+-+Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-9fd2008a7c-291377201#tracked

[SAT 9,609]

Good ole GM engineering, it takes 3 different size sockets to remove a battery......

Are they kidding me?