British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

What one beer too many can do...

British man arrested for trying to have sex with mailbox

A British man has been busted for trying to have sex with a mailbox.

Paul Bennett pulled down his pants in the Scholes Precinct shopping arcade in Wigan on Sept. 9 last year, reports the Manchester Evening News.

He started to inappropriately touch himself. The 45-year-old then rubbed his crotch against the letter drop.

With his hands held in the air, he repeatedly screamed out "wow" before pulling his pants back up and swinging on a nearby lamppost.

Shocked passersby called cops.

Officers arrived and Bennett exposed himself again, reports Wigan Today.

He was arrested and charged with two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior.

Bennett appeared at Wigan and Leigh Magistrates Court on Friday, where he pleaded guilty to all the allegations.

He was ordered to undergo alcohol treatment, pay $75 to the woman who witnessed his antics and register as a sex offender.

[Girl from Celebes 588]

Oh my.... . What a weird world I have living in now.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

If the guy can even get it up after 20 pints fair play to him ;-)

[Póg mo 1,749]

Did he cum for the mail?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Seems like a very British thing to do: Buggering a mailbox

[VJ_Messiah 22]

After spending a few days in London and scoping the scene I would probably choose a mailbox myself.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Any hole's a goal eh?

[Janelle2002 3,865]

It wasn't even a hole. It is a flat, mail slot. He must have a flat dinky winky.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

After spending a few days in London and scoping the scene I would probably choose a mailbox myself.

Poor mailbox.

[Pooky 3,784]

Takes "going postal" to a whole new level.

[VOL 425]

After spending a few days in London and scoping the scene I would probably choose a mailbox myself.

No doubt

Not much eye candy in England..

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

So much hate for the British. I might start to take it personally. Actually I probably won't.

Perhaps you guys should post photos of yourselves so the good people of VJ can assess your 'eyecandyness'

[Expat1 971]

It wasn't even a hole. It is a flat, mail slot. He must have a flat dinky winky.

Don't be cracking racist jokes up in this thread!

[JohnR! 5,495]

Maybe he had a thing for the former monarch... His choice of mailbox wasn't random!

If the guy can even get it up after 20 pints fair play to him ;-)

Edited January 24, 2015 by JohnR!

[CowBoE 429]

Give the man some credit for not trying it other way around.