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BELIEVE IT OR NOT.. THESE ARE REAL 911 CALLS!

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hampster Rising Star

hampster   0

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BELIEVE it or not,

These are REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller:

I heard what sounded like gunshots,

coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite,

out of my ham and cheese sandwich.

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,

someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before,

and I'm sick and tired of it! :unsure:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven,

but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes,ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven,

are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. :bonk:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions,

are only two minutes apart!

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! :unsure:

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing.

I'm all out of breath.

Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police. :devil:

CHEERS

PAUL :innocent:

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite,

out of my ham and cheese sandwich.

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,

someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before,

and I'm sick and tired of it! :unsure:

I'm so glad I don't have any neighbors around, I laughed my a** off so loud on this one, OMG sooo funny :lol: :lol: :lol:



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hampster Rising Star

hampster   0

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite,

out of my ham and cheese sandwich.

Dispatcher: Excuse me?

Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom,

someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before,

and I'm sick and tired of it! :unsure:

I'm so glad I don't have any neighbors around, I laughed my a** off so loud on this one, OMG sooo funny :lol::lol::lol:

Well I did the same thing.

I laughed so loud when I recieved these,

I woke my brother up :blush:

He Was not impressed :bonk::lol:

Glad I could make you laugh :devil:

Cheers

Paul :innocent:

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

David-and-Mae Experienced

David-and-Mae   15

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:lol::lol::lol:

N-400 NATURALIZATION

04/04/2011 - Mailed N-400 to AZ Lockbox

04/06/2011 - Received

04/07/2011 - NOA

04/07/2011 - Check cashed

04/14/2011 - Biometrics appointment in the mail

04/21/2011 - Early Biometrics (was scheduled on May 4, 2011)

05/09/2011 - Case Status Notification - In line for interview and testing

05/10/2011 - Case Status Notification - Interview scheduled

05/14/2011 - Interview Appointment Letter in the mail

06/21/2011 - Interview Appointment Date

06/29/2011 - Case Status Notification - Placed in the oath scheduling que

08/16/2011 - Case Status Notification - Oath ceremony scheduled

09/15/2011 - Oath Taking - good riddance!

09/23/2011 - Applied for Passport

10/08/2011 - Passport in the mail

10/17/2011 - Certificate of Naturalization in the mail -- OFFICIALLY DONE!

"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty.

The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are;

you end up being complete with your loved ones."

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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:lol::lol::lol:

I like the pregnancy one best!! :lol::lol:

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

 

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