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LONDON (Reuters) - An upmarket London beauty salon says it can give your hair the ultimate shine by treating it with a mixture that includes semen from thoroughbred bulls.

Hari's in the ritzy London neighbourhood of Chelsea offers a 45-minute "Aberdeen Organic Hair" treatment that involves massaging a protein-rich mixture of bull semen and a plant root into the client's hair, a spokeswoman told Reuters on Friday.

Owner Hari Salem told media that he tried hundreds of products -- including wild avocados and truffle oil -- before hitting on bull semen as the elusive element in a formula for making hair look gorgeous.

"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell," Salem told London's Metro newspaper. "It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."

He said the treatment will remain on offer providing the bulls can keep up the supply.

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brings new meaning to the phrase..............bs! :lol:

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Makes you wonder how that idea came to his mind? Did he just happen to have a glass of it in the fridge?

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yuk :wacko:

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If you have ever wondered how they collect bull ejaculate here is a clip. Bull - Electro-ejaculation Poor Bull is all i have to say.

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Ban Hammer   13,427

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I guess cows don't swallow.

probably so on the 4 legged ones. i've known a few 2 legged ones that did :lol:

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I can't for the life of me remember where I read it, but apparently semen in general is good for your hair. :thumbs::lol:

and i'll be blamed for dozens of vj guys telling their wife/fiancee about this........:lol:

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I can't for the life of me remember where I read it, but apparently semen in general is good for your hair. :thumbs::lol:

oh you had to bring that up...



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Hmmm...

Our bull, "Buster" is just in the pasture here by the barn...:luv:

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I'm JOKING!

Then again... :whistle:

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