Man arrested in rough shape after alleged sexual assault

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

It's pretty funny. A woman in the front row at the Alabama/Ohio St football game is rubbing the guy next to her on the back of the head. Once she realizes she's on tv she pulls her hand away and is all like "oh #######, I don't really know him". The look on her face is priceless, just like the kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

#youcoldbusted

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

In Texas he would be justified to shoot and kill the attacker.

I assume that would be the same in many other states.

There's quite a bit of nuance from state to state. Here's a decent chart on expanded self-defense, which also includes discussion of defense of others: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2012/04/us/table.selfdefense.laws/

It's from 2012 so it may not be completely up-to-date.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I guess I don't get it. He took the man out to his car and beat him there.

That rather understandable. Blood stains on one's carpet are not something desirable.

[Operator 1,927]

It's pretty funny. A woman in the front row at the Alabama/Ohio St football game is rubbing the guy next to her on the back of the head. Once she realizes she's on tv she pulls her hand away and is all like "oh #######, I don't really know him". The look on her face is priceless, just like the kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Nothing to see here...turns out it was her boyfriend. She sure did seem embarrassed and then she picked her nose...I don't get it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894652/What-doing-Six-second-Sugar-Bowl-video-internet-conspiracy-theorists-spin.html

[Teddy B 17,252]

Nothing to see here...turns out it was her boyfriend. She sure did seem embarrassed and then she picked her nose...I don't get it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2894652/What-doing-Six-second-Sugar-Bowl-video-internet-conspiracy-theorists-spin.html

I'm not buying it, she's a two timing CABA and that's all there is to it. The nose pick was a dead give away.

Edited January 7, 2015 by Teddy B

[Operator 1,927]

I'm not buying it, she's a two timing CABA and that's all there is to it. The nose pick was a dead give away.

I did notice an orange ring around her left nostril. It had sort of a Cheetos hue, maybe the Attorney formerly known as the maven could weigh in.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I did notice an orange ring around her left nostril. It had sort of a Cheetos hue, maybe the Attorney formerly known as the maven could weigh in.

It's my learned opinion that she is so CABA, that eating Cheetos no longer does it for her. She has to snort them now. The next stage is mainlining Flamin' Hot Cheeto dust.