Do you love cats?

[ace13 0]

The food in my bowl

Is old, and more to the point

Contains no tuna.

----

So you want to play.

Will I claw at dancing string?

Your ankle's closer.

----

There's no dignity

In being sick - which is why

I don't tell you where.

----

Seeking solitude

I am locked in the closet.

For once I need you.

----

Tiny can, dumped in

Plastic bowl. Presentation -

One star; service - none.

----

Am I in your way?

You seem to have it backwards:

This pillow's taken.

----

Your mouth is moving;

Up and down, emitting noise.

I've lost interest.

----

The dog wags his tail,

Seeking approval. See mine?

Different message.

----

My brain: walnut-sized.

Yours: largest among primates.

Yet, who leaves for work?

----

Most problems can be

Ignored. The more difficult

Ones can be slept through.

----

My affection is conditional.

Don't stand up,

It's your lap I love.

----

Cats can't steal the breath

Of children. But if my tail's

Pulled again, I'll learn.

----

I don't mind being

Teased, any more than you mind

A skin graft or two.

----

So you call this thing

Your "cat carrier." I call

These my "blades of death."

----

Toy mice, dancing yarn

Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:

You're an idiot.

The food in my bowl

Is old, and more to the point

Contains no tuna.

----

So you want to play.

Will I claw at dancing string?

Your ankle's closer.

----

There's no dignity

In being sick - which is why

I don't tell you where.

----

Seeking solitude

I am locked in the closet.

For once I need you.

----

Tiny can, dumped in

Plastic bowl. Presentation -

One star; service - none.

----

Am I in your way?

You seem to have it backwards:

This pillow's taken.

----

Your mouth is moving;

Up and down, emitting noise.

I've lost interest.

----

The dog wags his tail,

Seeking approval. See mine?

Different message.

----

My brain: walnut-sized.

Yours: largest among primates.

Yet, who leaves for work?

----

Most problems can be

Ignored. The more difficult

Ones can be slept through.

----

My affection is conditional.

Don't stand up,

It's your lap I love.

----

Cats can't steal the breath

Of children. But if my tail's

Pulled again, I'll learn.

----

I don't mind being

Teased, any more than you mind

A skin graft or two.

----

So you call this thing

Your "cat carrier." I call

These my "blades of death."

----

Toy mice, dancing yarn

Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:

You're an idiot.

[Scott & Lai 12]

Kitty Haiku

[Savanphil 3]

Cute

[eap620 0]

Very cute and may I give a big shout out to Nacho and Andy...my favorite 2 cats in the world