Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Ontarkie 14,406]

Stretch, if it's your teeth that's sensitive, you have to use sensodyne toothpaste.

There's a few natural ones, I dunno how they work. There's like a Chinese one too...

I've been using sensodyne, but it's not what my problem is. It's the ingredients. Multiple ones so wanted to try something that a few other ppl recommended, I just thought maybe you would of seen something about it.

Also peroxide and water in a 1 to 10 ratio makes a mouthwash. You can brush your teeth with baking soda too.

Can't do those I have thin enamel. Dentist said the ingredients in the toothpaste is killing my gums, some ppl react to it most don't. He recommended an organic toothpaste then I found the Earthbest all natural. I have a friend you uses the clay stuff and swears by it but she's been busy and hasn't gotten back to me.

Here, it's called cockliang lol. Right up your alley.....

http://www.amazon.com/Kokliang-Toothpaste-Natural-Chinese-Extract/dp/B00EZI581O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1419973802&sr=8-1&keywords=chinese+toothpaste

Thanks will look into that one too!

[SAT 9,609]

I'm afraid I haven't done much research on toothpaste Stretch.

But if you show me a tooth, I can tell ya what cadaver it belongs to

[kitthekat 1,317]

ok, time to take an unscheduled break...uh...for the next hour and a half. i think i more than earned my salary this morning/afternoon.

[rlogan 2,036]

Tested both boys in reading today.

Oldest tested 5th grade. Kindergarten is 8 months from now, 200 lessons away.

Youngest tested 1st grade. Kindergarten is 20 months from now, 480 lessons away.

We never started with any kind of specific objective other than making school a priority, every day. Just one lesson a day. Six days a week. But we like to test of course, kind of see where they are and look down the road at the current pace to see what we are going to field on the first day of kindergarten. Science is our curriculum focus and the first boy has been doing high school level science for quite a while already. If I wanted to just "teach to the test" on reading we would be doing things differently but we are just concentrating on the sciences and if people want to object to that they can kiss our rear ends. lol.

We started math after reading, and the first boy is in 2nd grade math. But that gap is going to widen just like the reading did. You get a feel for what they can handle and once they catch on it ramps up quick. After a lot of patient head banging. lol.

[Darnell 8,479]

What chores? other then cooking on Christmas Eve and day the man did nothing. He drives me nuts!

He drops off the oldest at work and picks him. My son was mugged this summer walking back from work. I told hubby that the boy is to never be walking again, he will soon have a car soon but till he has enough he needs rides. Heck he only works Sat and Sun for now.

Ok I must stop before I'm ready to rip him apart as this has been brewing for a bit. I've been working on this!

omg - that's the problem - he ain't got no chores around the cabin.

Come on, OnlyTarkieManiac - make some chores for that man ! there's a rumour he's got a truck, as well, so he could haul stuff in and out of the cabbage patch back behind the house. Easily !

[Darnell 8,479]

Now you female-type women quit posting so that I can return to sales of POTSs, see ma'ams!

The other types of women are fun sometimes, also.

[Darnell 8,479]

I dunno how Tiff did it. She got the nanny to agree to work for dirt cheap after this month. 5 days a week, various hours.....

I guess she likes it here. She even cleaned my man cave bathroom.....

<Shrugs>

Tiff musta Tarked her down......

there's other activities when yer not there, and that's cool too !! Is good for Tiff to be in control, at least for a bit.

i didn't even mean to tell on her. i was genuinely confused and wondered if it was possible - it would cut down on so much time and effort chasing after clients for their wet signatures! if i were her, i'd just pretend i didn't know that it was not allowed either and keep quiet about it. as it is, she's just making things look worse for herself.

I feel bad for ya, what with you not taking every opportunity to make her sick, become deathly ill, so you could take her slot at work.

[Darnell 8,479]

[snip]

Actual conversation tonight, see man:

Mrs. T-B.: My culo doesn't itch any more.

T-B.: I wasn't aware that your culo was itching.

Mrs. T-B.: I didn't tell you. But it's not itching any more.

T-B.: Many questions: 1) Why was your culo itching? 2) Why should I care? Many) How did you do it?

Mrs. T-B.: I don't know why it was itching, but it was a few days ago. You should care because it's your culo, my culo -- our shared culo. I burned it by pouring hot water on it.

T-B.: It is NOT "our" culo -- it's YOUR culo. And what's this about burning it?!

Mrs. T-B.: I got it to stop itching by pouring hot water on it, but I burned it.

T-B.: You heated water just to pour it on your culo?!

Mrs. T-B.: No; I did it in the shower.

T-B.: I can't picture this. How didn't you know that the water was too hot before you burned your culo with it?

Mrs. T-B.: I got in, and it was too hot.

T-B.: How could you have possibly burned your culo before you burned anything else first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I get in backwards first.

T-B.: You enter the shower culo-first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I don't like to get my front wet first.

T-B.: I'm getting more and more confused here.

Mrs. T-B.: You should be happy for my culo, because it doesn't itch any more.

All Hail Culo ! All Hail ! Man, that's a funny story - let me know if you wanna glom together a tell-all book and get it publish. You've enough fodder, these years.

[Darnell 8,479]

aaand my teeth are cleaned. Apparently I need mouth guard...still....apparently...it did not get any better lol Well darn it. Other than that though...no cavities wooo. Got lost in Columbus, cried like a baby for 15 mins and then decided I was going to find my way - mind you - no phone and no glasses (forgot).

no phone? no gps? did you show some skin to a cop and get great directions ?

Lost Jada Photos, NOW !

[SAT 9,609]

All Hail Culo ! All Hail ! Man, that's a funny story - let me know if you wanna glom together a tell-all book and get it publish. You've enough fodder, these years.

I got the book title.....

Tales From The Dark And Tark Side.

Thank you, 10%......

[Darnell 8,479]

Also peroxide and water in a 1 to 10 ratio makes a mouthwash. You can brush your teeth with baking soda too.

my hippie cousins did that, I learned about it last millenium.

[SAT 9,609]

my hippie cousins did that, I learned about it last millenium.

And what did they end up paying for their dentures? Lmao.....

[Darnell 8,479]

ok, time to take an unscheduled break...uh...for the next hour and a half. i think i more than earned my salary this morning/afternoon.

i hope you grabbed a car buddy and made it outside for shopping !

[Darnell 8,479]

I got the book title.....

Tales From The Dark And Tark Side.

Thank you, 10%......

with a foreward written by Stark .. hahah.

i thought of that earlier - Tark, Dark and Stark. Man - that'd make a great logo !

and a youtbe channel !

And what did they end up paying for their dentures? Lmao.....

she passed this year, had a full head of teeth, no cavities. age 94... so now what?

[SAT 9,609]

Man I have no time for your non sense.....

I only have time for my own non sense.....