Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Jacque67 7,328]

I dunno how Tiff did it. She got the nanny to agree to work for dirt cheap after this month. 5 days a week, various hours.....

I guess she likes it here. She even cleaned my man cave bathroom.....

<Shrugs>

Tiff musta Tarked her down......

So the mankini pic in the bathroom worked?

[kitthekat 1,317]

I dunno how Tiff did it. She got the nanny to agree to work for dirt cheap after this month. 5 days a week, various hours.....

I guess she likes it here. She even cleaned my man cave bathroom.....

<Shrugs>

Tiff musta Tarked her down......

that's pretty impressive...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I dunno how Tiff did it. She got the nanny to agree to work for dirt cheap after this month. 5 days a week, various hours.....

I guess she likes it here. She even cleaned my man cave bathroom.....

<Shrugs>

Tiff musta Tarked her down......

That is certainly something....

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Hey all! Just popping in to say happy holidays and hope you guys had a nice Christmas. Life has been busy lately. Hubs and I are heading out to Australia to visit some friends for a few weeks next weekend which will be a much needed break! Hope I haven't missed to much craziness and that everyone is well.

You have missed ALL the craziness, Part Many, si ma'am. You have been missed, sigh ma'am.

Absent Part Many! Absent, ABSENT Part Many!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

I had some Chinese fat pork for dinner. Feeling fat again....

What do you mean, "AGAIN," huh man?

That's known as "Forgery" and "Criminal possession of a forged instrument". All felonies.....

Book 'er, Dan-o, si man.

1. I dunno how Tiff did it. She got the nanny to agree to work for dirt cheap after this month. Many days a week, various hours.....

2. She even cleaned my man cave bathroom.....

Many. Tiff musta Tarked her down......

1. How Many days a week, huh man?

2. Did she find your polka-dotted towel, huh man? Did she comment on the crying need for a pre-owned toilet seat, huh man?

Many. She'd better, since she's spending YOUR money, $igh man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Monday report, see man:

Sold more POTSs than even I expected, $i and whee man.

The Commie-babes and others have come to their senses vis-a-vis +1 distribution, oj tak.

Gassed the T-B.-mobile for far under $2/gallon, whee man.

Dished the warsher, domestic man.

Actual conversation tonight, see man:

Mrs. T-B.: My culo doesn't itch any more.

T-B.: I wasn't aware that your culo was itching.

Mrs. T-B.: I didn't tell you. But it's not itching any more.

T-B.: Many questions: 1) Why was your culo itching? 2) Why should I care? Many) How did you do it?

Mrs. T-B.: I don't know why it was itching, but it was a few days ago. You should care because it's your culo, my culo -- our shared culo. I burned it by pouring hot water on it.

T-B.: It is NOT "our" culo -- it's YOUR culo. And what's this about burning it?!

Mrs. T-B.: I got it to stop itching by pouring hot water on it, but I burned it.

T-B.: You heated water just to pour it on your culo?!

Mrs. T-B.: No; I did it in the shower.

T-B.: I can't picture this. How didn't you know that the water was too hot before you burned your culo with it?

Mrs. T-B.: I got in, and it was too hot.

T-B.: How could you have possibly burned your culo before you burned anything else first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I get in backwards first.

T-B.: You enter the shower culo-first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I don't like to get my front wet first.

T-B.: I'm getting more and more confused here.

Mrs. T-B.: You should be happy for my culo, because it doesn't itch any more.

T-B. [to self]:

Must de-dish the warsher, domestic man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes with lavish and distributable +1 inventory!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Company-man stuff, delayed cat prep zzz man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and Frenchy-babes!

[SAT 9,609]

Mrs. T-B.: No; I did it in the shower.

T-B.: I can't picture this. How didn't you know that the water was too hot before you burned your culo with it?

Mrs. T-B.: I got in, and it was too hot.

T-B.: How could you have possibly burned your culo before you burned anything else first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I get in backwards first.

T-B.: You enter the shower culo-first?!

Mrs. T-B.: I don't like to get my front wet first.

Man you mean to tell me that you dunno how your wife takes a shower?

Or you've never taken a shower with your wife?

[SAT 9,609]

i didn't even mean to tell on her. i was genuinely confused and wondered if it was possible - it would cut down on so much time and effort chasing after clients for their wet signatures! if i were her, i'd just pretend i didn't know that it was not allowed either and keep quiet about it. as it is, she's just making things look worse for herself.

Again, depends on what kind of form. You actually did the right thing.

If it's something that needed to be signed by a parent, it's probably some sort of consent/ release of liability.

It's all fun and games until something happens, and someone gets sued......

[SAT 9,609]

In the office, bright and early.

[JTB11 1,079]

aaand my teeth are cleaned. Apparently I need mouth guard...still....apparently...it did not get any better lol Well darn it. Other than that though...no cavities wooo. Got lost in Columbus, cried like a baby for 15 mins and then decided I was going to find my way - mind you - no phone and no glasses (forgot).

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1. Man you mean to tell me that you dunno how your wife takes a shower?

2. Or you've never taken a shower with your wife?

1. Mrs. T-B. completely steams up the bathroom and conveniently leaves the closet and medicine cabinets wide open, thus incurring dampness-related decay, she man. The bathmat is always soaked, and the one that is to remain by the shower always ends up scooched across the entire floor (often toward or past the TWO other bathmats there) and is invariably soaking-wet, sigh man.

2. Used to, before someone became, uh, corpulent and takes up the shower stall solo, not saying who she man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

In the office, bright and early.

Ran out of other places to spend your vacation, huh man?

aaand my teeth are cleaned. Apparently I need mouth guard...still....apparently...it did not get any better lol Well darn it. Other than that though...no cavities wooo. Got lost in Columbus, cried like a baby for Many mins and then decided I was going to find my way - mind you - no phone and no glasses (forgot).

You should not cry for even Many minutes, oj nie, let alone for Many minutes, oj nie. If you're in Columbus, look for help from anyone named Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria, or Isabella, see ma'am. Guard that pretty mouth and smile, oj tak.

Speaking of which, Mini-B.'s first-ever dental appointment is in half an hour, oh God man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Must return to rapid sales of pre-owned toilet seats to clamoring customers, $i man. Will take Gnu Year's Eve Day off from business, so delinquent orderers are out of luck, sorry man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and Frenchy-babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

1. Mrs. T-B. completely steams up the bathroom and conveniently leaves the closet and medicine cabinets wide open, thus incurring dampness-related decay, she man. The bathmat is always soaked, and the one that is to remain by the shower always ends up scooched across the entire floor (often toward or past the TWO other bathmats there) and is invariably soaking-wet, sigh man.

2. Used to, before someone became, uh, corpulent and takes up the shower stall solo, not saying who she man.

Su bano's ventilaciones es un piece of mohon.......