Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[SAT 9,609]

Hm.....why is my office fridge making a hissing sound?

With some smoke/ gaseous stuff coming out of it?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Hm.....why is my office fridge making a hissing sound?

With some smoke/ gaseous stuff coming out of it?

Sounds like you are going to die, evacuate before death by refrigerator.

[SAT 9,609]

It sure looks like I shall need a new fridge.....

[JTB11 1,079]

Hm.....why is my office fridge making a hissing sound?

With some smoke/ gaseous stuff coming out of it?

oh my....either you put gassy cats in your fridge and they are really pissed off or you need a new fridge.

mmm smoothie number 2....strawberries, banana and almond milk....cannot wait for dinner quinoa with radishes and green salad.

[Darnell 8,479]

1. Definitely oversold

2. Better still, send a pic of Steve in his mankini;)

3. But Steve has posted his naked fotos online already, in his weekly rage against the current NYC mayor. Sure, he doesna show his FACE with the fotos, but that's ok, also.

[Darnell 8,479]

Yay hubby is finally gone back to work! Love the man but I get less done and get less relaxation when he's home.

madam - what the sam h3ll is going on there? To heck with concept of 'he's home' - we all wanna know, instead, which chores he got done whilst he was home during his vacation time.

You know, CHORES ! C H O R E S !!! If you can't tell us exactly, can you make some up, have 'em smell downright HillBill-y-ish? Please? I ask, cause I'm getting tired of StevKlar making lewd suggestions about engines in the spare tub (either inside or outside the house).

Thanks so much, and thanks in advance !

Hm.....why is my office fridge making a hissing sound?

With some smoke/ gaseous stuff coming out of it?

freon seal melted, or the compressor bearings froze up and all sheared, making a metal on metal smoke spray for ya.

[SAT 9,609]

Knucklehead.....

Transmissions go in the tub!

Engines go on trees!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Any of you see Mozart in the Jungle on Amazon Prime? Makes me want to whip out my oboe.

[SAT 9,609]

Any of you see Mozart in the Jungle on Amazon Prime? Makes me want to whip out my oboe.

Trophie blowing on oboe pic now....

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Lost all my +1's yesterday, while catching up with the thread.

Have to wait till midday (my time) to get them all back

You're slightly off the hook, oj tak: other Commie-babe has been bailing you out somewhat. (Good Jada! Good, GOOD Jada!) Of course, you must redeem yourself on a priority basis, oj tak.

she said she had a nightmare about me refusing to follow her orders

Nothing like living in fear and walking on eggshells because of someone who reacts to a dream, no ma'am.

Tell her that you two are going together to her supervisor to discuss the situation and clear the air. If she refuses, tell her that you're going to the supervisor yourself, and then go.

Stretch has preforbidden such fotos.

Bad Ontarklar! Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

Edited December 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1. driving 2 hours a day to be put down and driven to the ground is not worth it

2. but it has to wait for now.

1. You've said it yourself, re-read ma'am.

2. Says who, huh ma'am? Get a transfer somewhere.

I can't believe that almost everyone here is recommending that you put up with this garbage, no man.

Edited December 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,406]

madam - what the sam h3ll is going on there? To heck with concept of 'he's home' - we all wanna know, instead, which chores he got done whilst he was home during his vacation time.

You know, CHORES ! C H O R E S !!! If you can't tell us exactly, can you make some up, have 'em smell downright HillBill-y-ish? Please? I ask, cause I'm getting tired of StevKlar making lewd suggestions about engines in the spare tub (either inside or outside the house).

Thanks so much, and thanks in advance !

What chores? other then cooking on Christmas Eve and day the man did nothing. He drives me nuts!

He drops off the oldest at work and picks him. My son was mugged this summer walking back from work. I told hubby that the boy is to never be walking again, he will soon have a car soon but till he has enough he needs rides. Heck he only works Sat and Sun for now.

Ok I must stop before I'm ready to rip him apart as this has been brewing for a bit. I've been working on this!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Tornado got stainless steel pots for her kitchen (they are toys) she is taking the utensils and going 1 2 Many and then banging the pots (drums). Next year she gets plastic!

More immediately, she gets taught how to count, P-math ma'am.

During my up-cleaning yesterday, I found a rattle that Mini-B. had made in preschool, constructive wee man. It's 2 paper plates on a popsicle stick, with some rattly material inside. He was running all around with it all yestereve, glee wee man, and came in this morn to try to awaken me, but I had already awakened, end zzz man. He ran out and announced to Mrs. T-B., "Mommy, Daddy woke up without my alarm clock."

Speaking of food..... got Many pounds of tomatoes to make marinara sauce....should get on that...will take Many hours.

Speaking of Polish math, that's either too many or too few pounds of tomatoes, and definitely too long to make the sauce, see ma'am.

It sure looks like I shall need a new fridge.....

Until you settle on one, might you be interested in a high-quality, advance-tested pre-owned toilet seat? People everywhere want one for home and office, see man, even successful business typhoons like you, si man. Order yours today, now man!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

1. the man did nothing.

2. He drives me nuts!

Many. I'm ready to rip him apart

1. Job #1 of any Husband, see ma'am.

2. Job #2 of any Husband, see ma'am.

Many. Job #Always of any Wife, fear she man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

During our drive in the rain on Saturday, Mini-B. asked, "Daddy, are you shaving the windows?"