Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[TBoneTX 45,910]

You guys wanna see a pic of Tiffs Many member family at her grandfather's Manyth birthday party? Or is it Manyth....I dunno....

You don't even come close to the number of family members, and you dunno Polish math, oj nie.

Man this little egg foo young sure is a noisy little sucker....Even louder than the older one, with a sharper cry.....

Welcome to daddyhood, no zzz man.

I swear mine got louder the more I had, like they had to be heard over the other monsters

We can test this theory after you pop out the next couple or Many, fecund D ma'am.

the antibiotics...i dunno.

Better not to know antibiotics than not to know Polish math, si ma'am.

The antibiotics are knocking out the Little Beesties, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

She even emailed me a bikini pic of herself on vacation.....

Foto of e-mailed bikini foto now or vacation didn't happen, see or no man.

pray, tell me, O Steve, how do I purchase a ticket to stand in this line that ensures one being soaked in bimbos ?

This from someone who was on the verge of being fixed up with Frenchy, she ma'am.

1. i don't trust random strangers to stay calm next to me in the car. i'm kind of a bad driver.

2. i was on amox, now i'm on bactrium (?)

1. Mrs. T-B. insisted on driving on our errand this eve, and I'm only now barely recovering, Many hours later.

2. A Bactrium is an Asiatic camel, see ma'am. (Got it, first try, whee man.) Why not Biaxin, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,910]

some newly minted fook doctor [...] needed a pnemonic, a useful pnemonic.

If he has pneumonic, he should have protected himself against the pneumococcus bacterium, see man, which incubates in the pneumatic tubes in drive-through banks, got it first try man.

anyone know a reason why an irritable, antisocial cat would suddenly become lovable, affectionate and constantly pressed up against me?

He's sucking up to you, see ma'am: ear-scratch, chin-scratch, tummy-rub, good brushing, wants food, wants to play, see ma'am. This tends to be part of the cat part of cat prep zzz, ma'am.

i'm almost getting sick of it...can't effing lay down without the kitty coming up and sitting on me.

[seriously for fleeting moment, see ma'am] You don't want to experience the day when the kitty won't be around and will never do that again except in your memories, sigh ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

ok I found some pics of her. But not THE bikini pic she sent me.....

Likely story, non-foto non-she man.

pics of my hot hot hot office girl

Likely story, non-foto non-hot hot hot she man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

So how much do you weigh now?

So how much do you weigh now?

He weighs Many pounds, see ma'am.

He weighs Many pounds, see ma'am.

1. wind chill is more than -Many F tonight

2. uff da

1. Weather report corrected, F ma'am.

2. English-only etc., oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Today (Dec. the Manyth) is the Manyth anniversary of my first e-mail contact with Mrs. T-B.-to-be, future she man. Don't know whether this should be a festive or funereal holiday, whee or sigh man. Must telephone the rubias for confirmation of one or the other, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Sunday report, see man:

Rained like a baastard from Many:Many a.m. till Many:Many p.m., precisely man.

Warshed Many laundry loads, heavy weekend man.

Completely went through every basket, bucket, etc. into which Mrs. T-B. sweeps all our stuff, see man.

Found Many items of use, interest, and nonuse, discover man.

Finally found Burger King coupons, which expired on Dec. Manyth, how strategic man.

Let Mrs. T-B. drive us to Worst Buy for a camera, selfies she man.

Nearly had multiple myocardial infarctions at her driving, watch out she man.

Probably got sullen "Store Pick-Up" clerkette fired by virtue of talking to manager, victory man.

Mrs. T-B. didn't understand why this is crucial to optimal business operations, no see she man.

Convinced Mrs. T-B. to enter Burger King to use death's-door coupons, whee man.

Used two coupons, paying only $Many.Many instead of $Many.Many, what a deal man.

Returned to casa very full and satisfied, ingest man.

Colder than a baastard outside, probably Many (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+2]) degrees F., brrr man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', one or more Commie-babes with +1 inventory!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Asia, here's a small fact that you dun know...while in Europe, they have eaten the carp to oblivion, over here, our rivers are full of them, people avoid catching them. Man the river by me upstate, full of these critters.....it's carp heaven for you. All 10 pounders.

Steve, I did know that

But here's a small fact you might not now.

The ideal carp for a Christmas Eve meal shouldn't weight more than 4-6 pounds.

No way 10 pounders would be eaten here

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Present Asia! Present, PRESENT Asia!

1. The ideal carp shouldn't weight more than Many-Many pounds

2. No way Many pounders would be eaten here

1. That narrows it down considerably, oj tak.

2. Then you're eating a bunch of wimpy fish, oj tak.

Why must you always show up when I'm about dead, or past it, huh ma'am? Time-discrepant Asia! Time-, TIME-Discrepant Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,910]

Cat prep zzz really now, si man.

Mornin', Good GOOD Asia with overflowing +1 inventory!

[Asia 2,498]

Why must you always show up when I'm about dead, or past it, huh ma'am? Time-discrepant Asia! Time-, TIME-Discrepant Asia!

Time-zones are at fault here, T-B!

[Asia 2,498]

Cat prep zzz really now, si man.

Mornin', Good GOOD Asia with overflowing +1 inventory!

Lost all my +1's yesterday, while catching up with the thread.

Have to wait till midday (my time) to get them all back

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning all,

so I went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night....the thing is....I have fear of heights and it appears that the ticket was all the way up up up in the arena....first 5 minutes...I sweated away freaking out....did calm down eventually - once the

lights went off. It was awesome !!

Anyone has any ideas how to deal with a supervisor who has never been a supervisor ? This girl worked in a call center for 2 years and then 1.5 years at this University and she is a wedding planner on the side also - she even sends me emails about how i send emails as in -

not in the way she would say things. And that is just one thing. She gets so petty about everything and "punishes me" for doing things a certain way - like changes my work hours or has me do inventory with the students and I don't think I can go talk to anyone...I have been there for 2 months after all....I just have a feeling she is insecure about giving me orders and worries about it (she said she had a nightmare about me refusing to follow her orders). UH.....I am at a point where I feel like I can do nothing right and I am scared to type an email or do anything out of fear she will get pissed off and have me go to the attic AGAIN to count t-shirts....

Edited December 29, 2014 by JTB11

[Darnell 8,479]

re: fear of heights - move to where the sea level is less than 5 feet.

re: your 'boss' - you can choose to decimate her or do the right things for her to write up a great performance review. choose which path you want to take, and go forth. it really is either/or, only 2 choices .