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Tarklar gave his wife a burger king coupon for Christmas.

No man, but reminded her that the Subway coupons expire on Dec. Many'st, important man.

Got her Xmas card at Many Cents Only.

'Twas stoopid, duh man; should've gotten it at Dollar Tree, 2-for$1 man.

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Wednesday report, see man:

Ran errands, in traffic man.

Stopped at Harbor Freight Many times to get no-purchase-required stuff, free man.

Went to Many Cents Only, q.v. above man.

Used coupon at Subway, ingest man.

Picked up resale/GS shirts from cleaners, good-as-new man.

Got second-worst-ever haircut from corpulent, incompetent butcher, egad man.

Guy machete'd the hair and severely cut us twice, gushing blood man.

Guy should've been Peter-Principled upon applying for Barber College, egad man.

Went to newest resale shop, closed for 2 weeks man.

Shop will reopen on Jan. Many'th with a Many%-off storewide sale, whee man.

Went to Many Cents Only a second time for Mrs. T-B.'s needs, she man.

Returned to casa and took 2.Many-hour nap, zzz man.

Awoke and played Trains with Mini-B., wee man.

Went to dinner party with amiga of Mrs. T-B.'s, tradition man.

No dinner till Many:Many p.m. because of waiting for churchgoing family to arrive, starve man.

Meanwhile, ingested party food to point of leaving little room for real dinner, pre-ingest man.

Delinquent couple were Colombians married only Many months, awwww newlyweds man.

Mrs. T-B. & I indoctrinated them on what happens during a mature marriage, open-eyes man.

Got home after midnight, Witching Hour man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin' to no Commie-babe with no +1 inventory, hmmmph man!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Mornin' to Niki-Bone, who presumably has assignable +1 inventory, whee man...

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Merry Christmas, Folksen !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Gump kid is destroying my walls now. No one stops him.

Not one ounce of parenting skills.

And yet you still keep allowing the kid over your house.

I must be captain hard ###, because disrespectful people are not allowed in my house.

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Hubs got me a 2.0 keurig. Makes carafes of coffee not just individual cups! Very cool. He was tired of sooty coffee from the French press. He seemed to like his presents too and the kiddo enjoyed hers. She still has about 4 to open from her dad and his gf. Hubs also said we're going to get a kitten tomorrow. Man is stuck on an orange tabby. I'll be honest, I'd be happy not to have that white hair.

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Hubs got me a 2.0 keurig. Makes carafes of coffee not just individual cups! Very cool. He was tired of sooty coffee from the French press. He seemed to like his presents too and the kiddo enjoyed hers. She still has about 4 to open from her dad and his gf. Hubs also said we're going to get a kitten tomorrow. Man is stuck on an orange tabby. I'll be honest, I'd be happy not to have that white hair.

Ok that's like me getting tiffany a fishing pole......

Btw there's a huge recall on keurigs. Check yours. Exploding tank hot water injury. 7 million units. Made in......China.

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And yet you still keep allowing the kid over your house.

I must be captain hard ###, because disrespectful people are not allowed in my house.

Gump kid went nuts. I stared him down. He's calm now.

I can't ask Tiff to throw her sister out of the house. But her sis needs to have enough manners to know that when your kid goes nuts in someone's house, and the other kids are no longer talking to, or playing with him, it's time to go home.

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Gump kid is destroying my walls now. No one stops him.

Not one ounce of parenting skills.

what parenting skills?

why aren't you using yer fully charged cattle prod, to put him down?

Sure, there's the higher road, but even if you present the bill back to the parents, to repair said walls, neither one of them has the intelligence to recognize it as a bill for damages.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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