Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Ontarkie 14,217]

I can hear him now, "line up another round barkeep"

At the moment he still hasn't figured out the straw up.

[Caryh 5,206]

And I'm shipping you all the fooks to deal with.

That's great, I'll make commission on their bus tickets back to NYC.

[Ontarkie 14,217]

you got the tornado locked up in the cage in the background again?

Oh heck that wouldn't hold her, her brother is teaching her how to pick the lock on the gerbil cage.

[SAT 9,609]

next to his camo jacket!

Like father like son, no teeth....

lmao

[Caryh 5,206]

At the moment he still hasn't figured out the straw up.

that happens when you have to much shine

Oh heck that wouldn't hold her, her brother is teaching her how to pick the lock on the gerbil cage.

Thats a good brother, everyone in Arkansas needs to know how to pick the jail house door so they can go home eventually.

[SAT 9,609]

you got the tornado locked up in the cage in the background again?

You uncultured frook, everyone knows that's a ferret cage!

[Ontarkie 14,217]

Wow says 15 ppl in this thread!

You two are terrible!

ok i'm off till later nap time

[Caryh 5,206]

You uncultured frook, everyone knows that's a ferret cage!

yah it would take more than a ferret cage to hold the tornado. But still good practice for when she becomes a teenage hellion and needs to escape lockup.

Wow says 15 ppl in this thread!

You two are terrible!

ok i'm off till later nap time

We got fans!

we try to be

yah like the kids will let you nap, good luck

[SAT 9,609]

Where's that list I posted.....

What's Arkansas the worst at doing......

[SAT 9,609]

Says here, people from West Virginia are at least 20 times more educated than arkansonians

Arkansas: Fewest advanced degrees per capita

Only 6.1% of people in Arkansas have an advanced degree or higher. You know your state is doing something wrong when West Virginia is calling “SCOREBOARD” about its academic prowess compared to yours.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I've got to finish sanding and painting this trim and all I want to do is nap.

Plus, our rural internet provider is having bandwidth issues again. Internet is fine in the middle of the night, but come waking hours, slow, slow, slow.

[SAT 9,609]

I've got to finish sanding and painting this trim and all I want to do is nap.

Plus, our rural internet provider is having bandwidth issues again. Internet is fine in the middle of the night, but come waking hours, slow, slow, slow.

1- do it the Fook way. Skip the sanding. Just glob the paint over it

2- who told you to move to Idaho? You shoulda stayed in CT where the wealth gap is the largest in the nation!

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe you shoulda moved to New Amsterdam, Dutch woulda felt right at home

[Caryh 5,206]

I've got to finish sanding and painting this trim and all I want to do is nap.

Plus, our rural internet provider is having bandwidth issues again. Internet is fine in the middle of the night, but come waking hours, slow, slow, slow.

That's because the entire region gets piped through to one dial-up connection to aol. At night everyone one is asleep, but in the day time, they're all checking the crop reports.

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!