Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

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Getting a free pizza delivered

And, you guys wanna see a pic of the diaper and blanket cake?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And you think she gonna read it

Don't tell me she also can't read! Steve! Maybe we should start calling your wife 'Trophy'....

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Nuh uh....Her name is "fat paw".....

A Chinese nickname for fat broad.

She's pretty good at reading English. Some Malaysians are pretty good in languages, as are the singlaporas.

Speaking of singlaporas, we haven't seen toothache.

[Caryh 5,206]

What she needs is a cook book.

Steve, I thought of the perfect gift for your wife for Christmas:

http://www.amazon.com/Martha-Stewarts-Homekeeping-Handbook-Everything/dp/0517577003

[SAT 9,609]

Here's a pic of my free Brooklyn fing NY free guinea pizza.

She no need to cook, I can do like J's useless ex and eat pizza everyday.....

There's also a pic of the diaper cake they made us from the office....

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't think I'd like Guinea pizza, that loots like carp. Where's the pepperoni? And did they put the sauce on with using a perfume mister?

Here's a pic of my free Brooklyn fing NY free guinea pizza.

She no need to cook, I can do like J's useless ex and eat pizza everyday.....

There's also a pic of the diaper cake they made us from the office....

[SAT 9,609]

I don't think I'd like Guinea pizza, that loots like carp. Where's the pepperoni? And did they put the sauce on with using a perfume mister?

You uncultured fooka suka, you have no idea how awesome that thar guinea pizza is just the way it sits there. Just ask Trophie, she knows good pizza when she sees it...

And just because you said that, I'm gonna make sure that you don't get to sample genuine Brooklyn Fing NY pizza if you ever visit!

Make that "genuine ah Brooklyna fing New Yorka guinea peatz"

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See? Trophie knew that was good schit.....

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Speaking of guineas, we haven't seen Stretch.....

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!

[Asia 2,498]

Too cute!

They do say the darnedest things don't they!

Yes they do

My older nephew (6yo), decided to make a package to Santa Claus.

He took out some sweets and asked my sister for a bag to put it all in.

She asked how he will give this gift to the Santa.

His reply?

"The same way I gave a him a letter. By mail!"

Edited December 18, 2014 by Asia

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My kiddo is obsessed with reindeer. Every time she pass by my neighbor's house, she must stop and pay with the reindeer display

[Asia 2,498]

So, it went well today, everything is where it should be and a whole week ahead of my ovulation calculated due date. That isn't surprising, though.

It is a.....

boy. Quite prominently.

Congratulations!

[SAT 9,609]

Congratulations!

Thank you

[Asia 2,498]

Little Dutch

Little Dane, you fook!