Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[SAT 9,609]

She has a lot to learn is all.

I can't get thru to her that a product is still good 1 minute past the "sell by" date.....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

She has a lot to learn is all.

I can't get thru to her that a product is still good 1 minute past the "sell by" date.....

I think you could just bring your wife near T+Bone and he'd break out in hives.

[SAT 9,609]

I remember when her folks came, they got a very small apt in the lower east side. Her father used some 2x4s to fashion bed frames.

So, I bought them a TV and a small leather couch. She wiped down this couch daily with water. And soon, the thing was in shreds.

I still have pictures of the 2x4 bed frames somewhere.....

[SAT 9,609]

I think you could just bring your wife near T+Bone and he'd break out in hives.

That, or he'd rifle through the garbage nightly to get his ####### back

[SAT 9,609]

And she thinks that an SOS pad is a single use item, as well as a scrub brush.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

And she thinks that an SOS pad is a single use item, as well as a scrub brush.

And far away a chill ran down T-Bone's spine.

[SAT 9,609]

Tark's ears must be ringing now......

:lol:

He feels a sudden, unexplained series of heart palpitations, and anxiety......

A subtle onset of unease......

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Poor guinea pig has got ringworm. I've been treating it, but it seems to like to hold on for dear life and of course it is around the eyes. Other guinea pig is immune or something.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

The hardware is missing from your mainframe, you ain't gotta lie to us......

Or, as Hillbilly might say, "Yer dawg ain't sleepin' all the way underneath the porch, no man," si man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

whadaya think the air conditioning in the car it's just gonna pay for itself?

I almost bought this one, see man. Just needs a little Bondo and touch-top spray to fix this Impala, whee man.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4788878637.html

Why yes, as a matter of fact she went blonde last week.

You are hereby elected to convince Mrs. T-B. to do similarly, si and she man.

My younger nephew (Many yo)

HOW old, oj huh? Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

Sleep is good!

You understate the truth, D ma'am. No superlative is appropriate enough, zzz man.

1. ovulation calculated due date

2. It is a..... boy. Quite prominently.

1. No fallopian talk, no ma'am!

2. Si, mini-wee man!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I sent him a picture of the quite prominent bits.

When I was of that pre-age, my, uh, pre-trouser snake was wrapped around my pre-waist several times already, prominent man. Today, it is wrapped around my waist several times and then duly tucked into my codpiece, whee man.

And he makes me all weak in the knees.

Fotos of weak knees or they didn't happen, knee man.

1. A couple of Many in damage.....

2. The sink can't be replaced

1. Polish-math financial figure corrected, oj tak.

2. The good news is that the wife can be replaced, whee man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

When I was of that pre-age, my, uh, pre-trouser snake was wrapped around my pre-waist several times already, prominent man. Today, it is wrapped around my waist several times and then duly tucked into my codpiece, whee man.

Kind of frightening.....

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I think you got a raw deal here man.

And a non-rubia deal, too, sigh man.

1. She has a lot to learn is all.

2. I can't get thru to her that a product is still good 1 minute past the "sell by" date.....

1. After having been here this many years, huh man?!

2. With therapy, Ecuatorianas can recover from this, experience man.

I think you could just bring your wife near T+Bone and he'd break out in hives.

Urticaria, man!

Her father used some 2xManys to fashion bed frames.

I still have pictures of the 2xMany bed frames somewhere.....

Frame dimensions corrected, oj tak.

And far away a chill ran down T-Bone's spine.

On the heating-pad, no chill man.

1. Tark's ears must be ringing now......

2. He feels a sudden, unexplained series of heart palpitations, and anxiety......

Many. A subtle onset of unease......

1. Tinnitus, ear man.

2. Ventricular fibrillation and fear-avoidance beliefs, VF and FABs man.

Many. Ease, man.

Poor guinea pig has got ringworm. I've been treating it, but it seems to like to hold on for dear life and of course it is around the eyes. Other guinea pig is immune or something.

Ecuadorian solution: eat both for dinner, cuy ma'am.

Kind of frightening.....

Just reality, see ma'am.

Actually, there were no ultrasounds way back then, guess not ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. recently found Mini-B.'s and got sentimental, pre-wee man.

Edited December 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Wednesday report, see man:

Awoke and immediately wanted a nap, zzz man.

Furiously sold pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Left office at 1:Many for doc appointment at 2:Many, leave man.

Waited a full hour, till Many:Many, to be intaken, have patients man.

Exited appointment at Many o'clock, just in time for peak traffic, crawl man.

Made it home by Many:Many, OK considering man.

Waited for offer of dinner while Mrs. T-B. yakked in Spanish on phone, amigas man.

Occupied sofa while watching early-eve TV news amidst Mini-B.'s playful utterances, wee man.

Munched much from bag of Costco trailmix, nutritious man.

Finally gave up on dinner and gained permission for nap, zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. prepared self for MNO (Mommies' Night Out), seemingly semiweekly man.

Mrs. T-B. left us in charge of Mini-B., bachelors man.

Immediately called the rubias, unavailable sigh man.

Ate dinner left for us by Mrs. T-B., delinquent she man.

MIni-B. shared our green beans, social eating man.

After finishing, MIni-B. asked for newly opened can of green beans, wee man.

Mini-B. ate most of second can of green beans, chlorophyll overdose man.

Let Mini-B. watch little tablet computer, addicted wee man.

Gave MIni-B. a bath including shampoo, objecting wee man.

Put Mini-B. to bed amidst objections, zzz wee man.

Told Mini-B. two stories (The Many Little Pigs & Little Red Riding Hood), raconteur man.

Mini-B. out like light at Many:Many p.m., easier than projected man.

Mini-B. awakened after 2.Many hours, wondering where Mommy is, fair question man.

Spent full hour consoling Mini-B., persistent wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returning just now, party-she man.

Older child (corpulent feline) now on lap, miu man.

Let's hear what Mrs. T-B.'s excuse is, she man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Mrs. T-B. says that her colleagues went somewhere else after the first rendezvous and were already drunk as skunks, good grief man. In Ecu, even a wife's going out at all without permission would be cause for a beating upon her return, chicharron man. In contrast, I am consoling myself with renewed handfuls of Costco trailmix, ingest man.

Edited December 18, 2014 by TBoneTX