Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Someone needs to fire Kim Kardashian's stylist. As a fellow fuller figured gal, I am offended by the many many ways she can attempt to look like a stuffed lumpy sausage.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Exciting other-half-Wednesday other-half-report, see man:

Called dealer about prospective new (used) T-B.-mobile, si man.

Called Mrs. T-B. to ensure her later availability, she man.

Furiously sold pre-owned toilet seats, compressed time man.

Left office Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes early to beat traffic, yeah right man.

Caught in worst clear-weather gridlock in all of mankind's history, womankind too man.

Arrived at casa just before Many p.m., interminable crawl man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. completely not ready, no she and no wee man.

Mrs. T-B.: "I wanted to call you to tell you that we're not coming, & you can go straight there."

T-B. [to self]: , man

Hopped back in existing T-B.-mobile and fought more traffic, inaccessible dealership man.

Met salesman; inspected & test-drove prospective T-B.-mobile, zoom man.

Dickered with salesman and partner, hardball man.

Got $Many knocked off price of prospective T-B.-mobile, $i man.

Got $Many added to trade-in value of existing T-B.-mobile, $i man.

Shall pull trigger in ca$h purcha$e tomorrow or Friday, whee and wheels man.

The quoted drive-out price is exactly $Many, steal man.

Slogged home, exhausted man.

Ran stuff to & from Mama T-B., insistent she man.

Argued for 2 solid hours with TracFone idiots, cheaters man.

Immediately got escalated upon "Would you like to talk to my lawyer," effective man.

Situation corrected within Many minutes, missed all of late TV news man.

Furiously organized finances for ca$h purcha$e, banking man.

Called insurance co. to pre-report pending switch in T-B.-mobiles, presage man.

Insurance co. on ball, always man.

New T-B.-mobile insurance only $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2+2) more than currently, surprise man.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Note, si man:

Napa Auto Parts (locally, at least) will have Many% (2x2x2x2x2-2%) off everything in the store before Many a.m. (2x2x2+2 a.m.) on this Saturday, December Many'th, si man. After Many a.m., the discount sags to Many% (2x2x2x2+2+2%) off everything in the store, early bird gets worm man.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

1. As a fellow fuller figured gal

2. she can attempt to look like a stuffed lumpy sausage.

1. Fotos or you didn't figger fully, no ma'am.

2. Albeit a non-rubia, KK could stuff it most anywhere around me, happy Lump Day man.

Edited December 11, 2014 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Pics or prospective T-mobile (are you a telecommunications company?) didn't happen.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Was going to post ad, but too risky in a public forum, see and no see man. Might do so shortly after purchase if they don't take the ad down right away, try man.

I telecommunicate with the best of them, see here ma'am. However, the situation is now cat prep zzz man. I expect to sleep like a dead thing without even rolling over, exhausted man. You should sleep, too, zzz ma'am. If you cannot, then you imaginably have a +1 inventory to distribute lavishly to deserving parties, whee and me ma'am.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with +1 inventory!

[*Snowdrop* 604]

Love the new thread name but am confused - isn't there supposed to be a rant in there somewhere?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Love the new thread name but am confused - isn't there supposed to be a rant in there somewhere?

Goddammit, you drive me nuts!

[SAT 9,609]

Love the new thread name but am confused - isn't there supposed to be a rant in there somewhere?

once in awhile, we skip the formality.....

Pics or prospective T-mobile (are you a telecommunications company?) didn't happen.

Lumpy Trophie pic now......

He wouldn't look good in orange, but you would Chinaman.

You know you love me long time

Mod always sides with Steve.. Just like the Umbrella thread

Humor gets you a long way

They love me long time

Tylenol not heap-strong medicine, no ma'am.

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Flattered at the diseases now named after me, you all owe royaltie$ man.

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Hierarchy of Trucks, straight from an East Texas rubia, former she man:

GMC

Chevy

Dodge

Ford

foreign

1- we owe you kupa if we don't contract the disease.....

2- Depends on what you use the truck for.

[SAT 9,609]

man, lemme tell ya......

Tiff's sister (The one that got married last year in Malaysia) She's living it up man.

Every other month, they're off somewhere on vacation. My MIL is taking care of their kid. Because the husband's mother has practically disowned her. I'm glad others have the same view of her than me.

Not that I have a problem with this. It's her life, go nuts, I don't care. But what I do have a problem with is, first she cried poor, and tried to get Tiff to give her 20K, now she's still flaunting it like the queen of England, new car, trips, luxury condo, etc..........

This, in my book, is a piece of kupa.

[Ontarkie 14,213]

That is pretty crappy!

Is Tiff and baby home yet?

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff came in 2001. That sis was like 15. Tiff still don't realize that people change. She's not that sis that Tiff left behind.....

the youngest sis is good tho. She's in Singapore now making a living.

[SAT 9,609]

Is Tiff and baby home yet?

Not yet. Go to get her briefly.

Everyday I bring donuts and coffee from Dunkin' for the staff at the nurses station and at the nursery. Aside from truly being grateful for the kindness and care, it's absolutely amazing how far a few donuts and a gallon of coffee can take you

[Ontarkie 14,213]

I barely saw my nurses. Seems they don't come around very often here, tried to get my husband to let me do a home birth but the man was paranoid. All but one was great when I did see them the other well lets say I'm glad I left that day.

[*Snowdrop* 604]

Not yet. Go to get her briefly.

Everyday I bring donuts and coffee from Dunkin' for the staff at the nurses station and at the nursery. Aside from truly being grateful for the kindness and care, it's absolutely amazing how far a few donuts and a gallon of coffee can take you

Yes, it's good to stay on the good side of the maternity staff.

It's amazing how much free stuff the nurses gave us when I had my little girl. We came home with bags full of diapers and wipes, ice packs etc