Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Auto pay is godly.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

ok, details.

1- Fat guy is retarded

2- I think fat guy is bangin' fat broad. (That's what's making sense to me anyway)

Many- Fat guy must now blindly defend fat broad

Many- Or else fat broad gonna make trouble

Many- But fat guy cannot protect fat broad from me or the big boss

Details renumbered, see man.

Sounds like office needs a weight-reduction program ASAP, si man.

Raiders of The Lost Tark

How about "Ranters of the Lost Tark," huh man? Need "rant" in the thread, see man.

it started auto correcting into Danish without me realizing it.

English-only etc., si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

I will go get some Dim Sum, then stop at work for Many minutes....

1. If you weren't so dim at sums, you might be better at Polish math, oj tak.

2. Don't work too Many minutes, no man.

1. maybe what i need to do is just forget this happened last night and push our yesterday plans to today. yep.

2. lol i can't believe this kitty is for real

1. Maybe you should practice for post-naturalization and instead go ballistic, si ma'am.

2. Thing probably needs full brushings Many times per day, wow miu man.

It's lettuce, boiled for about Many seconds, fried onions, oyster sauce.

With a manly diet like this, no wonder someone gets run over by What's Her Name on a regular basis, egad man.

Auto pay is godly.

Perhaps for some, si ma'am, but I shall never participate, no ma'am, because I desire complete control over my outgoes, dollars-with-wings man.

[SAT 9,609]

Auto pay is godly.

1- if he can get autopay, he can get his own credit card.

2- why should I set up autopay for his balance? I don't use this credit card. I have no CC balance so interest rates don't bother me (Tho I doubt 3 days late will change anything on any of my cards), it's just annoying tho....I enjoy having credit power to wield. I don't want it tarnished.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

I enjoy having credit power to wield. I don't want it tarnished.

You deserve unvarnished, untarnished credit for this, more power man.

You seem to kowtow to What's Her Name's relatives, sigh man.

Whenever I call one of my CC co.s, they become exceptionally polite after they pull up my account, power man.

[SAT 9,609]

I like Fat boy. He got here in 08, right before Tiff and I married. On a student visa. He's been going to school since. Paying his own way.

He reminds me of....me.

I even sold him my Civic dirt cheap.

But he's got this chinawoman problem. I mentioned it before. this chinachick has been playing him for 3 years...

Like many other Chinachicks, her parents disapprove of him. Because of 1 reason only. No green card.

man China sucks....

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Friday-morn report, good Fri. morn man:

Awoke coughing, sweating, and in need of an immediate or prior or concurrent nap, ufff man.

Cold & drippy-wet outside, blame Canadia man.

Mrs. T-B. preparing for MIni-B.'s Many'rd and presumably final birthday party, she and wee man.

Mrs. T-B. left dinner table covered in dollar-store array all week for this, no sit there man.

Casa in usual disarray; all important papers et al. swept into unknown boxes of unknown whereabouts, sigh man.

Couple of GSs on itinerary for tomorrow, si man.

Fotos of playing Chinachica or don't exist, see or no man.

[TBoneTX 45,250]

Gigantic order for pre-owned toilet seats just came in, $i man.

Must accordingly off-log till eve, bye man.

Evenin', Commie- and other babes with duly assignable +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

I'll be off for next Many (2+1) days, since I'm going to my sister's to take one of my nephews to my parents.

He's having a winter break at the mo, so he's gonna spent a week at my parents'

It's all a surprise for both of my nephews.

The younger one will have his mom all for himself, since my BIL is flying to London for a week.

Can't wait to see their reaction to my visit and to this whole surprise

Have fun closing and opening the new thread!

[SAT 9,609]

Just got back from BJ's with nova Scotia lox.....

[SAT 9,609]

I'm already feeling kinda fat. I have a steak here, and lox. And I have a dinner invite for 8....

[SAT 9,609]

Man I opened a 10 year old bottle of merlot to go with my steak and lox, it was so good, I drank it all.

But now I have a nice buzz, how am I gonna drive to go to the dinner party.....

[SAT 9,609]

I had a dinner like this with the body armor company guys. Thanks heavens I ate before I went.....

It was too exotic even for me.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I've had it with my current POS huge side by side refrigerator. Stuff in the top is too warm, huge bottom drawer just made a 5lb bag of carrots into popsicles. #*#*$#*$&*&$

I'm thinking of replacing it with this one http://www.lowes.com/pd_52246-46-WRB322DMBW_4294789499%2B4294796430__?productId=50161487&Ns=p_product_qty_sales_dollar|1&pl=1&currentURL=%3FNs%3Dp_product_qty_sales_dollar%7C1&facetInfo=White

Plus, it doesn't have the non-removable water thing. I hate hate hate those. Sold right there.

Edited January 24, 2015 by N-o-l-a

[NikLR 13,227]

I would only get a french door refrigerator as a new one.

Like this:

or this:

My mom has one like you posted with door at the bottom instead of a drawer. I find it to be too much stooping, but I guess its less digging through a drawer?