Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[SAT 9,609]

that'll teach ya to serve curry goat...

[SAT 9,609]

Um.....I was supposed to go work for this guy.....

http://nypost.com/2015/01/22/court-order-sought-to-block-robert-durst-hbo-documentary/

[Darnell 8,479]

ah rook! Whatju waitin for, go get one...

http://m.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?pdesc=Colt-1911-Government-Series-70-Handgun&i=781781#reviewsInfo

Trophie, get me one....

Trophie, get Steve-O the smaller one, at

http://m.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?pdesc=Hi-Point-Firearms-C-9-Handgun-Package&i=721386

as his hands are smaller.

[Darnell 8,479]

why is it that men have no sense of portion control? even if i tell him i'm cooking for dinner AND lunch the next day, he still manages to clean off the entire pot/dish/pan/serving plate before the end of the night. and the most unfair part of all, he remains his slender lanky self. gah!

I'm sorry, but

for a domestic problem of this nature,

most of the womens here fix it by the denying of the sexy sex.

Do you have plans along those lines, or no ?

If no,

then I suggest -

instead of being inside , between supper and sleeping,

get him to be the passenger in the car, and you drive around until midnight.

Look, it's either gas money or the sexy sex...

you can choose - you have the powah !

[kitthekat 1,317]

you haven't met my husband lol. after work is computer time, either a game of Go or working on his writing. for some reason both require a constant supply of food next to him. he gets very stressed if he has to leave the house on his "downtime".

[Darnell 8,479]

oh. still no 'car buddy' either. man, that must SUCK !

if'n you went out with the car buddy after supper, well, at least you could take all of the food with you, put it in the trunk.

just sayin...

[SAT 9,609]

Trophie, get Steve-O the smaller one, at

http://m.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?pdesc=Hi-Point-Firearms-C-9-Handgun-Package&i=721386

as his hands are smaller.

Yo that pistola es un piece of man.....

I'll show you guys what I carry later...

[kitthekat 1,317]

right, because leaving my husband alone at home, without food, to go out with someone else, also taking that food with me, is a good way to keep our marriage alive...

mmhm.

darnell, i think you've been doing too much gardening, that texas heat is getting to you

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah man, I think he been at that moonshine too long......

[Jacque67 7,328]

Um.....I was supposed to go work for this guy.....

http://nypost.com/2015/01/22/court-order-sought-to-block-robert-durst-hbo-documentary/

Robert or Douglas????

[SAT 9,609]

Douglas....

[SAT 9,609]

Outta nowhere, I got a craving for smoked salmon...

[SAT 9,609]

So, fat guy dug himself a hole. He's gotta backtrack on a few things. But now his pets won't be happy. The one that had to be hunted down yesterday, excused herself to go to the bathroom.

I kinda took that as sarcasm. My boss was there, I haven't had a chance to speak to him about that as we were both rushing to leave.

I'll sit on it for a few days and see how we feel about this.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

i thought you were the boss!

[Darnell 8,479]

well, Steve-O is the #2 Boat-Anchor there.

Mostly, he's the Boss.