Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Troph buy me something from Amazon....

Dangerous territory, I could buy you all sorts of terrible things.

[SAT 9,609]

I still haven't gotten the snowblower that I ordered in October....

[SAT 9,609]

And we're getting lotsa snow on Saturday. Good thing is, there are no shortage of kids, and migrant workers walking around with a shovel for 10 bucks. I prefer to give the kids on my block 20 bucks.

[SAT 9,609]

Quick, you freaks....

Need birthday gift idea for 13 year old girl.

(Neighbors daughter)

[Asia 2,498]

A book, a dvd movie or something...

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Troph buy me something from Amazon....

An Amazon rubia sounds optimal at this point, alternatives to What's Her Name man.

Dangerous territory, I could buy you all sorts of terrible things.

Like a 3-D live replica of What's Her Name, shudder man.

1. And we're getting lotsa snow on Saturday.

2. a shovel for Many bucks. I prefer to give the kids on my block Many bucks.

1. Non-Panhandle Texas still Many, Ciudad de Nueva York still zero or less, whee man.

2. You're either a skinflint or a spendthrift, si or si man.

Need birthday gift idea for Many year old girl.

Something in the price range of $Many to $Many, got it first try man.

Aha, man -- a counterrevolutionary (+1, please) Commie-babe is still on-line, oj tak.

Present Asia! Present, PRESENT Asia!

Edited January 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

So as I'm finishing up a big fat VC pork chop over rice, and VC coffee, my friend Larry the Jew sends over a big giant platter (like a 100 piece platter) of sashimi and sushi. But alas I'm stuffed......

Do I.....

1- be gracious and share with the office?

2- Tarkily put this in the fridge and take it home later?

3- store it in the fridge and sell it piece by piece?

4- do a Darklar and devour the whole thing right now, and what I can't finish, I mess it up so no one else can enjoy it, especially not the fat guy

Dilemmas dilemmas.....

Trophie buy me this.....

http://www.amazon.com/Vietnamese-Infuser-Slow-Drip-Single-Cup-Stainless/dp/B002LKSS5Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1421950706&sr=8-1&keywords=Vietnamese+coffee+filter

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You missed today's Amazon order.

Maybe bring half home and share half?

[TBoneTX 45,258]

(like a Many piece platter)

Do I.....

Many- store it in the fridge and sell it piece by piece?

Many- do a Darklar and devour the whole thing right now, and what I can't finish, I mess it up so no one else can enjoy it, especially not the fat guy

Far more crucial is that you review and implement correct Polish Math, oj tak.

I would do Many, personally, si man.

Maybe bring half home and share half?

Where's the minus Many button, oj nie nie nie?

My philosophy is to always stuff myself until I'm about to be sick, ingest and urp man.

[SAT 9,609]

I let the office go nuts on the Nipponese food.....

It's a trend lately here, Hasidic Jewish Japanese restaurants (for Jews). There's a lot of them popping up...

This platter came from here.

http://www.sushikbar.com/

[SAT 9,609]

Where's the minus Many button, oj nie nie nie?

My philosophy is to always stuff myself until I'm about to be sick, ingest and urp man.

Insert "for free" following the word "myself"

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Kosher sushi, huh man?

Half-Thursday half-report, port and later re-port man:

Awoke in immediate and desperate need for a nap, more zzz man.

Cat had brought wrapper upstairs to floor beside bed, play more miu man.

Got newspapers from driveway before it began raining, propitious man.

Read newspapers and threw them out before it began raining hard, propitious man.

Recommend Propecia for hair-regrowth, play on words man.

Mrs. T-B. complainingly made today's lunch, Americana siempre she man.

Lunch completely covered in jelly on all sides, standard and ick man.

Mrs. T-B. willing to forfeit $Many by not making tomorrow's lunch, hate making she man.

On-line and phone orders for pre-owned toilet seats robust, rainy day man.

Must focus on personal pre-delivery testing thereof, conscientious man.

Will look for ways to stuff self for free (concept assumed without mention), Steveklar man.

Evenin', counterrevolutionary Commie-babe with properly assignable +1 inventory!

[SAT 9,609]

I just got a gazillion dollar business idea.....

1- I open a kosher Nipponese restaurant

2- I call it "The Jewshi Palace"

3- I invent a series of new "jewpanese" foods

3A- such as....um....matzo tempura, and Jerusalem roll...

4- I make 1 gazillion dollarz....

I'm gonna be rich man

[SAT 9,609]

Ok, hold it! Don't nobody move!

I have exactly 3000 1+s, don't nobody 1+ me no mo!

That means you Troph! Wise azz!

[TBoneTX 45,258]

No you didn't, no man. You now have one fewer than that, see man.

I just got a Many dollar business idea.....

1- I open a kosher Nipponese restaurant

2- I call it "The Jewshi Palace"

Many- I invent a series of new "jewpanese" foods

ManyA- such as....um....matzo tempura, and Jerusalem roll...

Many- I make 1 Many dollarz....

I'm gonna be rich man

Not if you can't do basic P-math, no man. "1 Many dollarz," indeed, man.

And someone now has exactly Many bonuses, see man.