Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[SAT 9,609]

Man I dun see no loin pics.......

[TBoneTX 45,956]

And, why should I have to manage people? That's not what I do here. If I have to do the personnel managers job, if I even have to supervise what he's doing, then he's incompetent, right? I should can him and put someone else there, right? The only good boss here is the other Jr veep.....

Can him, or let blood, bye man. Offer Jada the job, oj tak.

I'm a firm believer that ADD is a made up thing.

Last post on page and unread, but if anyone were to question ADD, he or she should have to meet Mrs. T-B., ADD epitome she man.

[TBoneTX 45,956]

I'm gonna be awfully pissed off if I gotta be in the office all the time.....

Do actual work? Awwwwwww, gee man...

So do I.

Anyone who questions the existence of ADD should be required to meet Mrs. T-B., ADD epitome she man.

1. She can do [...] algebra.

2. Her father and I were very gifted in mathematics

Many. I won't bore you with the details of my homeschooling regime in maths

1. Algebra is the national language of Algeria, whee man! So she's literate, wee ma'am.

2. With a gaping hole... see Many below, see ma'am.

Many. Tragically, it included no Polish math, no ma'am...

Food.....ate.....me......

This reminds me of the single-panel comic in the newspaper, showing the young bioengineering student facing his teacher: "My homework ate my dog," si man.

Man I dun see no loin pics.......

Loins didn't happen, no man!

[Ontarkie 14,418]

Do actual work? Awwwwwww, gee man...

Anyone who questions the existence of ADD should be required to meet Mrs. T-B., ADD epitome she man.

1. Algebra is the national language of Algeria, whee man! So she's literate, wee ma'am.

2. With a gaping hole... see Many below, see ma'am.

Many. Tragically, it included no Polish math, no ma'am...

This reminds me of the single-panel comic in the newspaper, showing the young bioengineering student facing his teacher: "My homework ate my dog," si man.

Loins didn't happen, no man!

I get the impression she is more OCD then ADD

[TBoneTX 45,956]

Rest-of-Thursday report, rest-see man:

Left office and drove to car-warsh (Texas spelling/pronunciation), mission man.

Up-filled new T-B.-mobile with gas and bought a car-warsh, splurge man.

Removed temporary license plates & frames, bye man.

Warshed new T-B.-mobile, first time man.

Off-dried new T-B.-mobile with special towel kept in car for said purpose, prepared man.

Installed new license plates over clean areas, smart man.

Stuck new registration-sticker in proper place on inner windshield, thorough man.

New T-B.-mobile now official (and clean), whee man.

Upon entering casa late at Many p.m., encountered chaos, gee man.

Mrs. T-B. trying to install party decorations for Saturday, she man.

Mini-B. determinedly trying to supervise by giving orders, wee man.

Mini-B. reads banner: "It says 'Happy Birthday ME,' it does."

T-B.: "Happy birthday, you!"

Mini-B. [outraged]: "No, Daddy! It says MY NAME -- ME."

T-B.: "Happy birthday, me!"

Mini-B. [more outraged]: "No, Daddy! It says MY NAME -- MIni-Bone!"

Mrs. T-B. begs us to distract Mini-B., plea she man.

We try to eat dinner, ingest man. It is actually warm, surprise man.

Presence of dinner reassures us that we are not married to Tiff, relief man.

Mini-B. orders us to change the batteries in one of his trains, wee man.

Upon opening guts of train, Mini-B. insists on changing batteries himself, wee man.

Train doesn't work afterwards; Mini-B. insists on new batteries, redo man.

Mini-B. tries to recruit us to play Balloons upstairs, wee man.

We explain that we are eating, ingest man.

Mini-B. confiscates Mrs. T-B.'s Scotch tape and puts it in a place unknown, wee man.

Frantic search for Scotch tape promptly ensues, she and wee man.

Mini-B. tries to recruit Mrs. T-B. to recruit us to play Balloons upstairs, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. begs us to distract Mini-B., plea she man.

We convince Mini-B. to play with another train, persuasive man.

Cat rolls styrofoam ball to our feet and strops our leg, play with miu man.

Mini-B. tries to "love" his big sister, causing cat to run, wee and miu man.

Mrs. T-B. steps on paw, yowl miu man.

We finish dinner and try to lie down, oj nie nie nie nie NIE.

Mini-B. hands us the gun to blast the shells off his scorpions, wee man.

We blast the shells off his scorpions, military man.

Mini-B. [reprovingly]: "Daddy, you didn't wait until I sat on the stairs!"

We convince Mini-B. to put shells back on scorpions, me man.

We blast the shells off his scorpions, military man.

Mini-B. [outraged]: "Daddy, you didn't wait till I was looking!"

Outraged Mini-B. declines invitation to put shells back on scorpions, no wee man.

We query Mrs. T-B. as to whether Mini-B. is sugar-buzzed, ask man.

Mrs. T-B. noncommittal, answer-in-itself man.

We specifically ask how many cupcakes & lollipops were ingested, probe man.

Mrs. T-B. noncommittal, answer-in-itself man.

Mini-B. hands us a roll of gift-wrap, plan wee man.

Mini-B. grabs cardboard tube from another wrap, wee man.

Mini-B. invites us to swordfight, swashbuckle wee man.

We swordfight with Mini-B., delighted wee man.

Cardboard tube breaks, inspected/condemned by Mini-B., wee man.

Mini-B. retrieves plastic dragon-sword and continues swordfighting, wee man.

Mini-B. suddenly sits and says, "It's time for bed," uncharacteristic wee man.

Mrs. T-B., still installing party decorations, delays in retrieving Mini-B., she man.

Mini-B. decides to go upstairs to make a pupu, intestinal fortitude man.

Mrs. T-B. follows to wipe up the aftermath, shat wee man.

We take out the garbage and rake some leaves from curb, awaken neighborhood man.

Back inside, we immediately trip over a dustpan & Ecuadorian broom*, grrrr man.

*rag on a stick, hi-tech man

Mrs. T-B. still downstairs banging and moving stuff, what the dickens she man.

Party-prep has gone on for at least Many-&-a-half hours, egad man.

And party isn't until Saturday afternoon, for crying out loud man.

Mrs. T-B. might be both ADD and OCD, D ma'am.

Edited January 16, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,956]

We have just broken into a bag of "Tropical Trail Mix" recently bought by Mrs. T-B. at Ross for a penny under $Many, pig out man.

[TBoneTX 45,956]

Have eaten more than half of bag of tasty trail mix, ingest man.

Mrs. T-B. still downstairs, performing major construction, what the dickens she man.

Cat has awakened from contiguous chair and is jockeying for affection, miu man.

Should probably undertake/achieve cat prep zzz man.

Accordingly, cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with eminently assignable +1 inventory!

[Asia 2,499]

Morning!

[Darnell 8,479]

Making stuffed tenderloin. It did NOT roll like the recipe. Oh well

sometimes ya gotta beat the meat with a cleaver to spread it, make it larger and pliable.

if you bought a tenderloin that resembles a pipe in shape, must cut It in a certain direction.

I don't do stuffed tenderloin anymore, but I remember the days.

[SAT 9,609]

So Gump Sr calls me up with questions.....

he said that he read in the Chinese paper that he doesn't need an atty to jump on Obama's bandwagon to get an EAD. That he should do the paperwork himself. There are organizations set up to help.

I should have answered "Oh yes, why waste a dime on lawyers when you can do it yourself"

Is Gump for f-ing real? (Yes, he is THAT f-ing retarded).

It's agonizing to watch Tiff's sister endure this kind of stupidity. And follow him blindly. The poor kupa (whats that other Polish word? I forgot)....anyway, the poor kupa coulda had a much better life if she hadn't come across Gump. Might have had a GC by now, citizenship, stability, etc.....whatever......

But in th end, I boiled over and cursed him out. I asked him if he has any f-ing idea how many people are going to be applying for this. And how many applications they'll have a chance to process before they stop this executive order.

"First come, first serve" you f-ing moron!

I gave him the name and number (again) of a friend of mine who's an immigration lawyer. The same one that has twice told him before that he can open an immigration case on his behalf.

Gump, is a very, very, very, stupid f-ing human being......

I just remembered the word "Suka" (Or is that a word that I made up......)

Asia what's that Polish word to describe a female dog?

[NikLR 13,232]

sometimes ya gotta beat the meat with a cleaver to spread it, make it larger and pliable.

if you bought a tenderloin that resembles a pipe in shape, must cut It in a certain direction.

I don't do stuffed tenderloin anymore, but I remember the days.

I did butterfly it and beat it. I had too much stuffing i think.

[SAT 9,609]

butterfly pic now.....

[SAT 9,609]

I should go get some Dim sum.....

[TBoneTX 45,956]

Gump, is a very, very, very, stupid f-ing human being......

Why, then, do you continue to give him the time of day, huh man?

I did butterfly it and beat it. I had too much stuffing i think.

Niki-B. is cute but sounds verrrrrrry dangerous, si and fear she man.

[SAT 9,609]

Nothing good ever comes out of tiffs mouth......