Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Darnell 8,478]

Man we need to hire a driver, asap!

We're using a guy with a doctorate degree to chauffeur the bosses around....

yer ex-driver has driver buddies - call her up !

[Darnell 8,478]

seriously thinking about going back to singapore to get my masters in public policy. i'm too late for AY2015 (applications due in a week, no way i want to hand in a half assed admissions essay) but i will try for 2016. my GRE scores should still be good.

bonus points for going to school somewhere in Washington State.

[Darnell 8,478]

I find it mildly suspicious when someone claims to be highly educated, but yet their grammar and word usage are worse than a dropout stripper's facebook status updates.

what happen? you get bored and study my prior posts here at this DIY Immigrate to USA Web Portal?

I see this all too often! And it's about to get worse, I hear from parents that the schools (think highschool) are allowing text talk instead of real words.

Man I musta been brainwashed as a child,

as the books in my places were mostly Edwardian prose.

Mostly.

Kids learn from what they read, ingest, usually.

I write in a sloppy fashion here 'cause I can.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

1. i'm too late for AY201Many [...] but i will try for 201Many.

2. my GRE scores should still be good.

1. Whatever you say, si ma'am.

2. Did you score at least Many on the scale of Many to Many? Hope so, si ma'am.

1- poor cat

2- fat guy's days are numbered?

Many- it was one a those Many foot sandwiches, sucks.

2. What, you don't know, huh man?

Many. How many of its feet did you eat off of it, lame man?

Many% of Singapore citizens are married to a foreign spouse. Might be higher?

[calls out loudly] Asia, Dear: Is it possible to be higher than Many%?

[TBoneTX 45,260]

1. He's doing biology. He's a very smart boy! He started on that kick at Many and has never veered off that path.

2. herpetology

1. His mom is the world's expert in the birds & the bees, D ma'am!

2. You gave him herpes, huh ma'am?!

I find it mildly suspicious when someone claims to be highly educated, but yet their grammar and word usage are worse than a dropout stripper's facebook status updates.

The person (if the same whom we intuit is being referred to) has a full-time paying job, the equivalent of a nearly full-time formal volunteer job, and an active VJ PM box, and still makes time (what little remains) to post in open VJ threads, probably hurriedly from cell phone, see ma'am.

I don't have the b oo b s to pull that off

Fotos of same, or we are not being kept abreast of D, ma'am!

I have to start making a guest list for the Many day thingy, traditionally done at 1 month of age. Like a Chinese christening.....

Do Chinese months really have Many days in them, huh man?!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

how is it Many days at 1 month of age

That's what I asked, D ma'am.

It's traditionally done at 1 month of age. But modern practice waits for the baby to be stronger, so now it's done at Many days of age.

This appears to sound like the converse of what was stated just earlier, headache man.

Maybe it is just me, I'm not really big on ceremony and ritual. Heck, I've been married twice and never had a real wedding and I don't think I've ever been to a Christening.

The best cure for party-animals like you is some good ol' Arkansaw moonshine, yee-haaaaa ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

the books in my places were mostly Edwardian prose.

My two favorite childhood books were these, see man:

How To Squeeze a Nickel Till the Buffalo Bellows

and

How To Fold a $Many Bill So Tightly that Alexander Hamilton Gets Ingrown Whiskers, si man.

Edited January 9, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Thursday report, see man:

Stayed late selling pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Then, went to retrieve new license plates for new T-B.-mobile, easy numbers man.

While at dealership, asked to caucus with Used Sales Manager, used man.

Wanted to inquire about fate of traded-in ex-T-B.-mobile, sold or auctioned man.

USM said that they retailed it to "a very happy customer," glee man.

Our typed-out maintenance history was "a big help," whee man.

Then got into fistfight with USM, who refused to pay us any commi$$ion, no man.

Seriously, 'twas good to hear good closure about our -mobile and efforts, si man.

Drag into casa late, tired man.

Mrs. T-B. immediately disappears for bubble bath, she man.

With Mini-B., play Cars & Flashlights & Pillows & Throw Teddy & more, tiring wee man.

Mini-B. goes into psycho-tired meltdown tantrum, exhausted wee man.

Too tired even to know what he wanted, sigh wee man.

However, would NOT remotely consider lying down in darkened room, no zzz man.

Have never beheld anything like this from him or anyone, no wee man or ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. finally reappears and somehow gets him down, magic she man.

We then must somehow put garbage curbside without awakening neighborhood, how man.

Managed without anyone apparently calling The Authorities, seems man.

Critically short supply of cheaps in casa, no ingest man.

Am eating dregs of "white round tortilla cheaps," generic man.

Nobody bought anybody cheap, no man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and Frenchy-babes with refulgent* +1 inventories!

*How cool a word is "refulgent," huh man?

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Omg my boy thinks it's play time again

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Thursday report, see man:

Stayed late selling pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Then, went to retrieve new license plates for new T-B.-mobile, easy numbers man.

While at dealership, asked to caucus with Used Sales Manager, used man.

Wanted to inquire about fate of traded-in ex-T-B.-mobile, sold or auctioned man.

USM said that they retailed it to "a very happy customer," glee man.

Our typed-out maintenance history was "a big help," whee man.

Then got into fistfight with USM, who refused to pay us any commi$$ion, no man.

Seriously, 'twas good to hear good closure about our -mobile and efforts, si man.

Drag into casa late, tired man.

Mrs. T-B. immediately disappears for bubble bath, she man.

With Mini-B., play Cars & Flashlights & Pillows & Throw Teddy & more, tiring wee man.

Mini-B. goes into psycho-tired meltdown tantrum, exhausted wee man.

Too tired even to know what he wanted, sigh wee man.

However, would NOT remotely consider lying down in darkened room, no zzz man.

Have never beheld anything like this from him or anyone, no wee man or ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. finally reappears and somehow gets him down, magic she man.

We then must somehow put garbage curbside without awakening neighborhood, how man.

Managed without anyone apparently calling The Authorities, seems man.

Critically short supply of cheaps in casa, no ingest man.

Am eating dregs of "white round tortilla cheaps," generic man.

Nobody bought anybody cheap, no man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and Frenchy-babes with refulgent* +1 inventories!

*How cool a word is "refulgent," huh man?

Oh a nice bubble bath would be heaven!

Oh I have a little girl who can show Mini B how to do them regularly!

Ok going to try and get this little booger to bed again. Night!!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Oh a nice bubble bath would be heaven!

Oh I have a little girl who can show Mini B how to do them regularly!

Ok going to try and get this little booger to bed again. Night!!

Come here to take a bubble bath, D ma'am.

It will permit Mrs. T-B. to help deal with Mini-B., she and wee man.

If your little girl is a rubia, Mini-B. will be interested, chip off old block man.

Wee booger zzz man.

Edited January 9, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Mornin', Commie-babe who always logs on TOO LATE for meaningful interaction, oj sigh!

Cat prep zzz +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1, oj tak.

[Asia 2,498]

He's doing biology. He's a very smart boy! He started on that kick at 3 and has never veered off that path. I think his masters will be plant genetics, as they don't have an actual degree for herpetology.

I'd be proud!

I'm sure you are

[Asia 2,498]

Mornin', Commie-babe who always logs on TOO LATE for meaningful interaction, oj sigh!

Cat prep zzz +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1, oj tak.

Good night, T-Bone!