Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Man we need to hire a driver, asap!

We're using a guy with a doctorate degree to chauffeur the bosses around....

Wow!

My second boy wants his doctorate. At that is what he says now, he may change his mind after his masters.

[SAT 9,609]

The fat guy, keeps saying that the crown Vic is too small. He can't fit in it. Wt-f does he want? It's the biggest car there is! Well, within budget anyway. We're not gettin a Lincoln just for him!

We do lease a couple of escalades. But they're always being used.....

This here business needs lotsa tweaking....

But the fat guy drives an fing altima for his own car! He fits in that, but not a crown Vic...

[SAT 9,609]

Wow!

My second boy wants his doctorate. At that is what he says now, he may change his mind after his masters.

The easiest doctorate to get is probably something like psychology, music, education, JD, etc...

What's he going for?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

But the fat guy drives an fing altima for his own car! He fits in that, but not a crown Vic...

Get 'em a smart car. LOL.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Thanks Troph.....

I actually have some private updates too.

Nuttin good.

And, my fingers froze to the steering wheel driving to work....

Europe has a lot of fear of those types. It is unfortunate, they very much control politics and people are too afraid to speak out.

My rule of thumb is below 10 F, need gloves for driving at least the first little while. My car is actually not that bad when it has been plugged in, but here, the heat needs to be on the windshield, so even with remote start, the steering wheel is still cold.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

They cancelled school today because of the ground blizzard and for the kids that live in neighboring towns, that is a good thing. I can't imagine the bus driving through what we drove through. I was trying to hold back tears when we did.

But, of course, my husband is out at work today.

[SAT 9,609]

Get 'em a smart car. LOL.

Get him a bicycle, so he can lose 100 lbs, so he can fit in a regular car

I need one a those Lexus with a heated steering wheel

And, Dutch is used to this, don't worry. His buffalo hair back will keep him warm....

Man I'm hungry.....

[SAT 9,609]

Here, woot has this cat thing for fiddy bucks

http://www.woot.com/offers/new-cat-condos-cat-trees-your-choice?utm_source=Daily+Digest&utm_campaign=1fc04375d0-Daily+Digest+-+20150108+-+Woot&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_c5ca76da11-1fc04375d0-291377201

[SAT 9,609]

Here Troph, this is an awesome drill for an awesome price. I just bought one. This is a heavy duty model.

http://www.amazon.com/Makita-XPH012-Lithium-Ion-Cordless-Driver-Drill/dp/B00N9ULIAE/ref=lh_ni_t?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Get him a bicycle, so he can lose 100 lbs, so he can fit in a regular car

I need one a those Lexus with a heated steering wheel

And, Dutch is used to this, don't worry. His buffalo hair back will keep him warm....

Man I'm hungry.....

And get killed in NYC bicycling around?

Maybe you could afford one if you didn't have a nanny

Used to it? It rains in Denmark in the winter and rarely, if ever, gets below 20 F. Plus, Scandos are pretty hairless on the body.

I just had a bowl of strawberries. Yummy.

[SAT 9,609]

Well, he's used to it from swimming around in the north sea.....

And, I can afford a stinkin' Lexus

[TBoneTX 45,260]

my fingers froze to the steering wheel driving to work....

Texas still Many, Nueva York still subzero, si man.

He said he has to open the mutitool.

Multitools rush in where angels fear to open them, exact quote man.

nice new 201Many escalade. Someone came along and stole all Many tires overnight

At least he has a maximum of one tyre left, whee man... or, they got the spare tyre too, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

French in my French accent

English accents-only outside the regional forums, oui monsieur.

chauffeur

English-only outside the regional forums, oui monsieur.

My second boy wants his doctorate. At that is what he says now, he may change his mind after his masters.

We all know what BS stands for, D ma'am.

MS = More of the Same

PhD = Piled Higher & Deeper, sigh ma'am.

Here, woot has this cat thing for Many bucks

It was $Many, not your purported $Many, and the cat can climb on the people-furniture at no added expense, see miu and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

afford a stinkin' Lexus

Why, huh man?

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), currently in Ecu, says that many Chinese cars are now on the roads there, fook man. Furthermore, the socialist near-dictator Correa is about to crash the economy, grrr man. So much for moving or even visiting there, sigh man.

Thursday report, see man:

You must wait till this eve, edge-of-your-pre-owned-toilet-seats man.

Must return to robust sales of POTSs, $i man.

Evenin', Commie-babe with not-fully-assigned +1 inventory!

Edited January 8, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

It was $Many, not your purported $Many, and the cat can climb on the people-furniture at no added expense, see miu and no man.

Your cat musta been a bad person in a previous life to have ended up with you in its current life.....

Meeting over. Sandwich eaten. Fatness- feeling.