Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

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Thanks Troph.....

I actually have some private updates too.

Nuttin good.

And, my fingers froze to the steering wheel driving to work....

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So, there's this guy that works for me. He's been following me around since he started about 10 years ago. Decent worker, he's been complacent in recent years.

Fing guy is super annoying. There's like a spare desk in my office, he's always using that desk. I've told him on many occasions to get out.

So a few minutes ago, he comes in, sits down, breaks out one of those Gerber multitools, and a scalpel to try to open the multitools bubble packaging. Btw, the multitools were bought by the company as gifts for everyone.

Anyway, I said "why are you sitting there?"

He said he has to open the mutitool.

So I threw him the f out again.....

Wt- f man....

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Time to move the chair if not the whole desk out of there.

Little guy has been sleeping in 2 hours, feels so much better, but still too early for me!

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His problem is he thinks he's my buddy. And I'm not.

What's he gonna do when I leave?

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Probably try and follow you

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Probably try and follow you

You ain't kiddin'

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An acquaintance just called me up. He has a nice new 2015 escalade. Someone came along and stole all 4 tires overnight lol....

[Asia 2,498]

Is any home near you currently on sale? Be ware of him buying it, just to be close to his buddy

An acquaintance just called me up. He has a nice new 2015 escalade. Someone came along and stole all 4 tires overnight lol....

This is not funny.

Edited January 8, 2015 by Asia

[Ontarkie 14,218]

An acquaintance just called me up. He has a nice new 2015 escalade. Someone came along and stole all 4 tires overnight lol....

Yikes!

That reminds me..

Someone my husband works with just got a brand new car(no clue what it is) but she got into an accident within a few weeks, car is totaled. The bad part it was her fault!

Edited January 8, 2015 by Ontarkie

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Man he likely can't afford a house nearby me.

He had a house in Staten island, poor sap. First, his wife left him for some other dude in church. Then, hurricane Sandy wiped out his house.

Now he pays child support, what is it 25% on 2 kids? Plus other stuff.

He's a super paranoid guy now for some reason.....

Is any home near you currently on sale? Be ware of him buying it, just to be close to his buddy

This is not funny.

These Russian/ eastern block kids go around with those new cordless impact wrenches, they zip off a set of wheels in 15 seconds.

You need 2 sets of lock lugs on these cars.

That reminds me..

Someone my husband works with just got a brand new car(no clue what it is) but she got into an accident within a few weeks, car is totaled. The part it was her fault!

Well maybe the hillbilly shouldn't have been trying to grope her while she was driving!

[Ontarkie 14,218]

These Russian/ eastern block kids go around with those new cordless impact wrenches, they zip off a set of wheels in 15 seconds.

You need 2 sets of lock lugs on these cars.

Well maybe the hillbilly shouldn't have been trying to grope her while she was driving!

Dang kids

Bah!

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You guys should really hear me live making fun of the French in my French accent. I'm pretty funny

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Man we need to hire a driver, asap!

We're using a guy with a doctorate degree to chauffeur the bosses around....

[Ontarkie 14,218]

I only imagine!

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I gotta add this to the meeting....