Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Darnell 8,479]

Man Tiff has not gotten off the phone all day long...

how can she cook and use phone same time?

I thought you were gonna ditch the nanny, and have Tiff cook 2 meals/day? wt_h ?

[SAT 9,609]

how can she cook and use phone same time?

I thought you were gonna ditch the nanny, and have Tiff cook 2 meals/day? wt_h ?

Tiff "tarked" the nanny down to 1600 a month, part time. So we're keeping her.

[kitthekat 1,317]

and? what did you drink? spew the list, when yer able, ya?

a couple gin & tonics

the last of our eggnog with fireball

couple glasses of asti

some of jonas' lagavulin

shot of tequila at midnight

Yay ! Now a new open slot for you ! Stellar ! Go Chase it !

she's my subordinate...i don't want her position lol

[Jacque67 7,328]

Tiff "tarked" the nanny down to 1600 a month, part time. So we're keeping her.

So don't expect meals on time then!

[NikLR 13,232]

holy jezus murphy.... hubs made pork chops. put enough lemon pepper on to season a whole pig.

[Ontarkie 14,406]

holy jezus murphy.... hubs made pork chops. put enough lemon pepper on to season a whole pig.

Well he is a smoker taste buds do get affected

I think baby has out grown the 2 naps a day. I couldn't get him to bed till 2+2+2+2+2 pm and he will be up by 2+2+2 am. Dang polish math is a lot of work I should just stay crappy at math

[TBoneTX 45,914]

AutoZone

AZ sucks, and after my first experience with their website and Many different stores, a full Many% of my business shall be taken exclusively elsewhere, grrr man.

I guess I'm the only one scared by thunder and lightning and heavy rain.

It thunderstormed here like a baastard on Friday, explaining why I didn't fire up the computer and why one or more Commie-babes had no one on whom to bestow +1 largesse, si man and oj nie.

Oh snow over rain is much better to drive in.

If it snows over rain, the rain = ice, D ma'am.

For heat, hot water, and cooking we only paid $Many.

Either that's an extreme bargain or it will bankrupt you, whee or gee ma'am.

Ours is significantly higher than yours

Define "significance," si ma'am: Many? (Got it, first try, whee man.)

1. not bad for a Many year old house.

2. MANY TO MANY INCHES EXPECTED AND ISOLATED HIGHER AMOUNTS POSSIBLE.

Many. DROPPING TO MANY TO MANY BELOW SATURDAY... THEN FALLING TO MANY TO MANY BELOW

1. Bad if it's Many, not bad if it's Many, depends ma'am.

2. They're a little redundant, see man; how can amounts be higher than "Many"?

Many. They're fully redundant, sigh man; it's already Many below, see man. Oh, well; meteorologists can't be expected to be linguists or mathematicians, weather or not they've been trained, no man.

when I lived in Colorado in 200Many, I paid $Many/month

Another bargain or ripoff, whee or sigh ma'am.

Natural gas has gone down Many% since 0Many

Now there's a meaningful statement, duh man.

Edited January 4, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,914]

so so tired. brain cannot think anymore...need sustenance!

Are you the parent of a Many-year-old, huh ma'am?

If not, you need a rousing correspondence course in Polish math, whee ma'am! Place yourself head & shoulders above all the rest, who abjectly fail, si ma'am.

it has a Many/Manyth gap [...] and add some insulation to the attic so it's Many" or Many" instead of Many"

Now there's a meaningful statement, sigh man.

a southerly exposed Many foot cathedral window helps reduce heating bills

Nothing southerly- or westerly-exposed in Texas, unless you're an idiot man.

cat is being very strange we cannot pick him up now without him first whining, then growling, then going batshit crazy trying to get down. i don't think he is injured/hurt because i pressed up and down his back and sides and he didn't react any differently. it's just picking him up that suddenly he doesn't care for at all, when before, he was totally fine with it.

he is still being affectionate though...he is kneading on my thighs right now and drooling all over my legs lol. might take him in to the vet tomorrow - his quarterly physical is due and it's just as well with this strange new behaviour.

He simply doesn't want to be picked up at that time, no miu ma'am. Wait till later and try again, miu ma'am.

1. this clown mayor

2. give the school Many bucks

Many. this clown of a dope

Many. Ciudad de Nueva York, the center of world trade and commerce. The financial capital of the world. Is about socialism?

1. He'd never be elected in Texas anywhere besides perhaps Austin, verily man. See "Many" below, man.

2. That's either a pittance or a ripoff, whee or gee man.

Many. In some parts of Texas, they might say "he needed killin'," figuratively man.

Many. In a real state, take your pick outside of Austin, glee man.

Edited January 4, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,914]

why are you doing wet food? It's not really needed.

Oooooo... anathema, D ma'am. Cat (latest in a long line) insists on daily wet food and is quite miffed if none is forthcoming, grrr miu man. In fact, we have a minimum of Many palate-pleasing varieties of said noxious glop, miu man.

Why would I feed you cat food?

Especially when you can probably buy him cheap, si ma'am.

1. Wait for T-Bone, when he ask what breeds are raining

2. And then when he reads my post, there will be talking about the echo here

1. Here, it was St. Bernards & Maine Coons for hours, oj tak. Later, the storm merely dropped a few last Chihuahuas, arf man.

2. Echo, oj huh? I prefer other manufacturers of lawn equipment, oj see.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

thank you, now if she'd stop crying and go to sleep. I'd be doing ok....

This is a baby's job description, see man.

One theory is this, see man: Babies can't talk, and when they realize this, it makes them so mad that they cry all the time, si man.

So they plowed the alleys but not the streets and now there are drifts from where they plowed across in the streets. That is freaking stupid.

Point rendered moot if one lives in a place where no Fat Water accumulates and rarely even falls, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

The little baby sure like to sleep during the day and stay up all night.....

This is a crucial element in a baby's job description, wee ma'am.

Nicotine withdrawal.

NOT funny, no ma'am.

1. Where and how does she sleep during the day, and where and how at night. That might help you figure out a way to get her to sleep at night.

2. Just a thought though as Lucas is up every 2 hours still

1. Rear-childing isn't rocket science, no D ma'am!!!!! Quit trying to apply Algebra (= the national language of Algeria) to it, oj nie D.

2. He deserves a stellar efficiency evaluation, wee man.

So I go out with everyone in the family to drop off my mother at the aiport. I learn a valuable lesson - when NWS says life threatening whiteout conditions due to blowing snow an cold temperatures, they mean it. End up staying in a hotel near the airport with hopes visibility will improve tomm.

Sorry, sigh ma'am. Will absolutely refrain from making further comments that this would all be rendered moot in a place of more moderate clime, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

A few friends got them and they love it.

Mini-B. not only refused to sleep in his crib; he also refused soothers, independent wee man.

He's getting his own little bed soon -- Mrs. T-B. found a gently used complete twin (with real-wood headboard & footboard, not cheapwood) for only $Many, or half of the original figure. She fit all but the mattress and headboard into the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile; we must recruit a neighbor with a truck or find a nearby Mexican who does item-pickups for a living, next step man.

[TBoneTX 45,914]

Man Tiff has not gotten off the phone all day long...

Must've been on with Mrs. T-B., yak yak yak yak YAK she man.

Dinner not yet served.....

Mrs. T-B. waited till after Many p.m. to consider dinner -- and, ignoring the reality that Daddy lobbied heavily for something quick out of cans, and that Mini-B. filled up his little tummy by eating cheaps -- she undertook something that allegedly would have taken "half an hour" but it really took Many minutes, grrr man. And the first bite that I took contained a huge strand of cilantro, ruin the palate man. She served me her plate by mistake, grrr man.

Dunno what to make for dinner.

Who cares, but do it rapidly, presto ma'am. Someone must redeem the day, see ma'am.

Edited January 4, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,914]

I thought you were gonna [...]have Tiff cook 2 meals/day

:rofl: :rofl:, ha HAAAAAAAAA man.

Tiff "tarked" the nanny down to Many a month, part time. So we're keeping her.

What a ripoff, good grief man.

I think baby has out grown the 2 naps a day. I couldn't get him to bed till 2+2+2+2+2 pm and he will be up by 2+2+2 am. Dang polish math is a lot of work I should just stay crappy at math

You are excellent in Polish math, whee D ma'am, and richly deserve +Many. However, 'tis easier to call it "2x2x2+2 pm," less typing ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!