Harry Tarklar and the Thrifty Hallows

[Caryh 5,206]

Heat wave. I haven't even needed a winter coat lately.

He just buzzed his beard down otherwise I would totally do this to him in his sleep.

I know, its great out!

He must have shaved it down for the heat wave.

[Caryh 5,206]

Why the heck is she bottle feeding that kid? She's short changing your kidlette man.

Mommy and baby

[Darnell 8,478]

So I'm in a training class yesterday. Six people in the class. Four of us are programmers and need to learns to the ins and out of programming this hardware. The other two that came together are end users. They have machines that use the hardware and want to be aware of the programming that went into them, and how to adjust things. One of those two likes to hear himself talk. He keeps interrupting the instructor with stupid questions that are nothing more than talking about the machines they have and how he doesn't understand what they've programmed into them. Killing valuable instruction time I certainly wanted to get. I kept thinking I wanted to throw something at the back of his shiny bald head. I almost did when I asked a question on calibration from the vision system to real word units, something very very important to what I'll be doing, and he interrupts the instructor giving an answer to go into one of his stupid in our machine stories again. Then when he finishes with another wasted 10 minute diarrhea of the mouth, says what he was asking (me) and rephrases my question to the instructor to a question I was not asking. When the instructor finished answering the question I did not ask, I spoke up to say what I had really asked and again asked my original question. Which as least kind of shut him up for the last two hours of the class, to a degree. I think he noticed people were irritated with him. As the class ended, I noticed his partner from the same company as he was from, couldn't get away from him fast enough. So I guess he doesn't make many friends around his office either.

imo and e, it's bad form to mix demographics in a training class - one set has different language usage than the other. can create tons o confusion and lots of dire thoughts of blood-letting.

[NikLR 13,227]

Boobies make baby food!!

Unless you've had a breast reduction...

Yes you do, so go have another one.....Get yourself unfixed......

Not f'ing likely. Lol

[SAT 9,609]

Why the heck is she bottle feeding that kid? She's short changing your kidlette man.

she doing both. But I'm not showing you the other pics, ya perv.....

Little egg roll

Edited December 12, 2014 by SAT

[TBoneTX 45,244]

1. Everybody came home and took a nap.

2. The family that naps together stays together.

1. Si and whee, ma'am!

2. I will cite this to Mrs. T-B. next time I threaten to leave her for the rubias, si man. Unfortunately, Mini-B. never cooperates when it's time (for adults) to nap, no zzz wee man.

You must have laboured a loung time tou savour her favourite colour, she will louve you fourever.

And why isn't Labrador spelled "Labradour"?

Where's the +Many button, eh man?

The energy taken to add all those superfluous (which itself has Many u's) u's is what's keeping Canadia from reaching the lofty status of places, like, say, Poland, oj tak.

Edited December 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

I'm too cheap

There is NO such thing, no man.

So of course this morning I don't need to be up early to drop the little one off at school and....

I've been wide awake for a while. How come I can't be this wide awake on days I need to be?

Ugggghhh.

The solution is a nap, zzz ma'am.

You might have Tarklaria..... Tark apnea

The verified cure for both is to purchase a comfortable, high-quality pre-owned toilet seat -- personally tested just before packaging & delivery -- for your personal use, si man.

1. We were actually conspiring to ditch Tark. Who told you to not be up that night.....

2. it could be Tarklett fever

1. You failed, sigh man -- you didn't wear any deodorant/anticonspirant, no man.

2. Cure is as above, q.v. man.

The little baby makes a shrieking sound like a baby alien......

Look who her parents are, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

1. I was up, took my wife to the dentist. A Many dollars later I got out of there.

2. Temp checks at Many degrees and cloudy.

1. Mexico, see man. Costs only $Many there, $i man.

2. Weather report corrected, si man.

English corrected, see man.....

But super-obvious Polish math UNcorrected, duh man.

you get Tarkal tunnel syndrome......when you type too much

Completely curable per above, q.v. man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

I know, its great out!

Beggars can't be choosers, freeze man. Here, 'twill be double your Many degrees, ha man.

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No one has commented on Mrs. T-B.'s stated wish to disrupt the T-B.-mobile-purchasing process today, no man. This morn, she mildly stated, "Whatever you want to do is OK," she man. She wants to come along, and was at last observation soliciting someone on whom to pawn off Mini-B., wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Intelligent and other conversationalists lacking at the mo, hmmmph man.

Shall off-log imminently to perform furious sales of POTSs, truncated day man.

Shall leave office at 1:Many to retrieve Mrs. T-B. and out-clean existing jalopy, she man.

By eve, hope to be able to report acquisition of new T-B.-mobile, driven to do so man.

Evenin', Commie-babe with nearly unlimited +1 inventory!

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!

[Asia 2,498]

She moved from the clinic to the ER to put the IV in, but we just came home. It is all one building, same doctor from one part to the other.

Good to hear it's nothing too serious.

Hopefully she'll get better really soon!

[Asia 2,498]

Pics of missy's room, as done as I'm going to do it. I want her to pick out the wall or any other decorations. Turned off the overhead light for the first picture so you can get an idea of what it looks like with just the lamp lit.

That blanket my Aunt made for her as a baby. She can keep it or put it away, I care not, just as long as it never leaves my house.

Nice room!

[SAT 9,609]

Nice room!

Niki is at least 10 times better than Helen Keller at interior decorating

1. You failed, sigh man -- you didn't wear any deodorant/anticonspirant, no man.

next time it'll be the Tarkchevic Revolution.....

[Asia 2,498]

Little egg roll

Adorable

The photo looks like one of Anne Geddes' pictures