HILLARYS FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

[brnidokiegurl 0]

January 1 2009

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton

Was sworn in today as President

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her

first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her,

and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater

[Alex+R 0]

Wow if the anti-Hillary jokes are already circulating on the internet (I trust you got this in an e-mail) that must mean she's on a roll...

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Got it from my boss, seems to be a controversial subject for sure, both good and bad

[Savanphil 3]

January 1 2009

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton

Was sworn in today as President

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her

first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her,

and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater

that's awful

[Henia 11]

January 1 2009

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton

Was sworn in today as President

She has disposed of Bill and is spending her

first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly!

The ghost of George Washington appears to her,

and Hillary says,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater

I like Hilary but your post was funny.

Edited January 31, 2007 by Henia

[DeadPoolX 9]

:lol:

That was good. I think I'll send that to my Dad. B)

[almaty 19]

political humor

[brnidokiegurl 0]

Dont shoot the messenger

[peejay 327]

“Poor Billary, she can’t help it - she was born with a silver foot in her mouth.”

Now where have I heard that one before? Shades of 1988! I wonder what Ann would think of Billary? I wonder what Billary would think of Ann?

I think Hillary would like to take Bill to the theater....and switch seats when the lights go dim.