The Umbrella Rantolution

[Merrytooth 5,748]

we went to the outlet mall in eagan today. woof. even though it was later on, still too much for me to handle.

I have not gone to the Eagan outlet mall yet. My hubs will go crazy if the place is too crowded

[SAT 9,609]

now known as "little fookjian"

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinatown,_Brooklyn

[Jacque67 7,328]

we went to the outlet mall in eagan today. woof. even though it was later on, still too much for me to handle.

So how is it going Novembro. Have you two made up?

[Jacque67 7,328]

1- I can pimp you out if you'd like.....

2- You and Darklar would be the great VJ romance.....

5- And what, may I ask, are you doing up O dark 30 nipponese time?

Well, he's not really a fook.....but he's like a Malaysian fook.....

I come across lotsa interesting stories.

I had some leftover ham again. How bout you guys?

I'm kinda too lazy to make turkey salad.

You have your time zones confused. Up at 7 to go to work.

[SAT 9,609]

You have your time zones confused. Up at 7 to go to work.

And why, may I ask, are you slacking at work to log on to VJ?....

Have you two made up?

What kinda story did they make up?

[NikLR 13,228]

lawl

[Jacque67 7,328]

Tomorrow is my first full Sunday off in a month!!! Yee haa! Lots of wining, dining and wh?ring!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

In Poland potatoes are being called many different ways

Let's see, man: one, two, Many. Correct, oj tak! A+ in Polish math!

Oh no, they call the Danes kartofler! It is kind of a racial insult.

Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,580]

It turns a little brown but not as brown as you guys posted pictures of yours.

'Tis the voice of the lobster; I heard him declare,

"You have baked me too brown! I must sugar my hair."

Just like Tark took Mrs Tark to Macy's, and Saks, and other fine stores.....

See below, see man.

Morning! Waking up still feeling sick.

Does your gringo husband really love you -- i.e., is he giving you pills or suggesting that you take them, huh ma'am?

i find I'm out of black dirt and wanna set up another 'manure for dirt' exchange.

I once saw a posted sign that said "Clean Dirt." Consider that, headscratch man.

Lucas and I went back to sleep, its been a rough few days. He would only sleep 1/2 hour at a time.

Welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am. Poor wee man with poor zzz man.

Morning sickness lol

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Nope he did not want anything but nursing.

Poor little tuti-pie just wanted Mommy, wee man.

It's so hard when they're so little and helpless, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Viernes Negro (VN) report, see man:

"Slept in" (if one can call 2x2x2+1 a.m. "sleeping in"), semi-zzz man.

Got brood on VN road by Many:Many a.m., hour-&-a-half man.

Dropped stuff at dry-cleaners, then returned camera to Radio Shack, no want she man.

Went to CVS Drug with Many%-off coupon, deal man.

Saved $Many off a just-over-Many-digit gross bill, oh well man.

Lunched at Subway with use of two 2-for-1 coupons, deal man.

With Mrs. T-B.'s prior consent, went to resale place offering all apparel for $1, deal man.

Mrs. T-B. found nothing, no she man; Mini-B. pestering for toys, none there man.

I got a tie for $1, half-usual-price man.

Went to second resale place that thinks it's Macy's, ripoff prices man.

Mrs. T-B. got two items for $Many ($2x2x2), satisfactory man.

Tried to go to Many'rd resale place, best of the Many man.

Mrs. T-B. complained that she was sleepy, she zzz man.

Leaving brood in car, I popped in briefly, seeing nothing for me, no man.

Drove brood to casa; Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. fell asleep en route, zzz she and wee man.

Mrs. T-B. carried Mini-B. upstairs without his awakening, just like old days, memories man.

Mini-B. & Daddy (with cat) napped for an hour, zzz man and wee man and zzz miu man.

Mrs. T-B. eschewed sleep and instead played with her phone, good grief no zzz she man.

Awoke almost as scheduled to cat scratching at door to get out, miu man.

Cat made beeline for litter box, pee miu man.

Mrs. T-B. agreed to cull our ties with us, too many man.

Culled Many% (2x2x2x2x2+2+2%) of our ties for donation tomorrow, exhaustion man.

We are left with Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + [2x2x2x2] + [2x2x2+2]) ties, imagine that man.

Bonus points for the first to tell us how many ties we started and were left with, whee man.

Went to Mexican restaurant with use of free-entree coupon, deal man.

Dined heartily, overstuffed man.

Were almost to next destination when Mini-B. outcried, wee man.

He had left two of his trains in the restaurant, retrace path pronto man.

Went to store to look for new camera, no luck man.

Returned to casa, brood man.

Attacked years-old pile of clothing on dresser & nearby table, me man.

Uncovered still-wearable and now-unappealing apparel items, rediscover man.

Divided all into piles, organize man.

Shall donate Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+2+1) used underwears, no longer fit man.

Shall donate Many (2x2x2x2x2+2+2-1) warshcloths, too many man.

Shall donate an as-yet-inexactly-tallied number of shirts & pants, tally tomorrow man.

Intense hour-&-a-half effort left back aching and made us miss late news, no see man.

Sat down to VJ, relax man.

Cat drops wrapper at feet, play miu man.

Played wrappers with cat, purring miu man.

Return to VJ, return man.

Cat again drops wrapper at feet, play miu man.

Again play wrappers with cat, purring miu man.

Cat has dropped wrapper at feet for Many'rd time, miu man.

Mini-B. has just awakened, wee no zzz man.

Mini-B. cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', remaining Commie-babe with refulgent +1 inventory!

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Edit, see man:

Made $Many,000,000,000.02 in VN Internet sales of pre-owned toilet seats, whee man!

Edited November 29, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Oh no, they call the Danes kartofler! It is kind of a racial insult.

How awful!

But who are they?

[SAT 9,609]

But who are they?

The Danes are the people of Denmark.......

[SAT 9,609]

Man I got 8.5 hours sleep last night. I can't remember when was the last time that happened. Malaysia? Hong Kong?